Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode
@ragesqwirrel.bsky.social
“Angel adjacent” gamer weirdo, “Good Morning!” and Oxford Comma apologist, chaos queen extraordinaire, crazy dog lady, and pain in the ass.
PSN: RageSqwirrel
XBox: RageSqwirrel
PSN: RageSqwirrel
XBox: RageSqwirrel
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Hello! New year, new bio? If you’re into:
🖤 🎮 Gaming
🖤 Horror movies (even bad ones)
🖤 Anime
🖤 JRPG/WRPGs
🖤 🎵Metal🤘🏻
🖤 Spending money on beautiful pain (tattoos)
🖤 love and kindness is 🐐
🖤 science
🖤 ☕️ coffeeeeee
🖤 dogs!!
We’ll get along!
Can I beat 52 games in 52 weeks this year? Gonna try!
🖤 🎮 Gaming
🖤 Horror movies (even bad ones)
🖤 Anime
🖤 JRPG/WRPGs
🖤 🎵Metal🤘🏻
🖤 Spending money on beautiful pain (tattoos)
🖤 love and kindness is 🐐
🖤 science
🖤 ☕️ coffeeeeee
🖤 dogs!!
We’ll get along!
Can I beat 52 games in 52 weeks this year? Gonna try!
On today’s episode of 45 and crashing out:
I made the mistake of logging into my work email and realizing it’s been 2 weeks since a simple QUESTION has been AVOIDED by management rather than denied. Yet more time I’m being held hostage in this role. Gatekept. And they won’t state why.
I made the mistake of logging into my work email and realizing it’s been 2 weeks since a simple QUESTION has been AVOIDED by management rather than denied. Yet more time I’m being held hostage in this role. Gatekept. And they won’t state why.
two women are standing next to each other in an elevator and one of them is saying " i want to burn this place down "
ALT: two women are standing next to each other in an elevator and one of them is saying " i want to burn this place down "
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December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
On today’s episode of 45 and crashing out:
I made the mistake of logging into my work email and realizing it’s been 2 weeks since a simple QUESTION has been AVOIDED by management rather than denied. Yet more time I’m being held hostage in this role. Gatekept. And they won’t state why.
I made the mistake of logging into my work email and realizing it’s been 2 weeks since a simple QUESTION has been AVOIDED by management rather than denied. Yet more time I’m being held hostage in this role. Gatekept. And they won’t state why.
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate.
Have an amazing day either way if you don’t.
Hope your day is filled with love, regardless. 🫶
Have an amazing day either way if you don’t.
Hope your day is filled with love, regardless. 🫶
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate.
Have an amazing day either way if you don’t.
Hope your day is filled with love, regardless. 🫶
Have an amazing day either way if you don’t.
Hope your day is filled with love, regardless. 🫶
I don’t even know how many games I’ve beat this year. Been bad about keeping count. HOWEVER. I finally got around to finishing playing Stray, all late and shit. Uh… why was I not warned I was going to FEEL THINGS. 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I don’t even know how many games I’ve beat this year. Been bad about keeping count. HOWEVER. I finally got around to finishing playing Stray, all late and shit. Uh… why was I not warned I was going to FEEL THINGS. 😭😭😭
People say the wildest shit when coming out of anesthesia.
One of my besties moms just now: “Don’t trust the jello, man. Unsafe!” …. And then a snore… and then a giggle.
I’m going to forever wonder if it was jello, man…. Or a jello man. There WAS a pause… but…
One of my besties moms just now: “Don’t trust the jello, man. Unsafe!” …. And then a snore… and then a giggle.
I’m going to forever wonder if it was jello, man…. Or a jello man. There WAS a pause… but…
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
People say the wildest shit when coming out of anesthesia.
One of my besties moms just now: “Don’t trust the jello, man. Unsafe!” …. And then a snore… and then a giggle.
I’m going to forever wonder if it was jello, man…. Or a jello man. There WAS a pause… but…
One of my besties moms just now: “Don’t trust the jello, man. Unsafe!” …. And then a snore… and then a giggle.
I’m going to forever wonder if it was jello, man…. Or a jello man. There WAS a pause… but…
On today’s episode of “things that escalated quickly”
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
On today’s episode of “things that escalated quickly”
Sir. That is not a reasonable place to breakdance.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Sir. That is not a reasonable place to breakdance.
I adore him but he’s almost assured everyone I gift to is getting sourdough bread for Christmas on top of the usual fudge and cookies. Thank him and his audacity for the weight gain.
Extremely hot take:
Sourdough bread is overrated.
Thank you for listening.
Sourdough bread is overrated.
Thank you for listening.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I adore him but he’s almost assured everyone I gift to is getting sourdough bread for Christmas on top of the usual fudge and cookies. Thank him and his audacity for the weight gain.
I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
45, crashing out, crying myself to sleep, and hating a job while a certification is being gatekept on purpose is exactly where I want to be in life. No. Really.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
45, crashing out, crying myself to sleep, and hating a job while a certification is being gatekept on purpose is exactly where I want to be in life. No. Really.
I was almost unalived today. Choking on a drink. Because I was asked the silliest question…
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I was almost unalived today. Choking on a drink. Because I was asked the silliest question…
I had a triple shot espresso drink… and a winter edition Red Bull… I definitely need more espresso, yes?
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I had a triple shot espresso drink… and a winter edition Red Bull… I definitely need more espresso, yes?
Was this post even posted by Geoff? The world may never know.
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Was this post even posted by Geoff? The world may never know.
If anyone knows me, they know if there’s one thing I cannot stand, it’s Geoff and all his Geoffing about. The only thing he’s serious about is how much he wants Kojima to slap him with his dick. Geoff clarifying he’s Geoff is like my mother signing her texts messages. I. Had. To.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If anyone knows me, they know if there’s one thing I cannot stand, it’s Geoff and all his Geoffing about. The only thing he’s serious about is how much he wants Kojima to slap him with his dick. Geoff clarifying he’s Geoff is like my mother signing her texts messages. I. Had. To.
Bad mental health days are so much easier when your people are TRULY your people.. and don’t take it as an attack, or anything other than what it is when my brain is being mad unkind. Again. I love them so much.
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Bad mental health days are so much easier when your people are TRULY your people.. and don’t take it as an attack, or anything other than what it is when my brain is being mad unkind. Again. I love them so much.
“Why are we like this?” Wednesday edition… apparently thick thighs do save lives.
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“Why are we like this?” Wednesday edition… apparently thick thighs do save lives.
I desperately need this kinda shit in my travel life.
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I desperately need this kinda shit in my travel life.
Classic sign of sleep deprivation:
Finding the most annoyingly “white” ways to pronounce my other half’s Hispanic name.
This will be sport for entirely too long.. to hit him with whenever he least expects hearing his government name.
Finding the most annoyingly “white” ways to pronounce my other half’s Hispanic name.
This will be sport for entirely too long.. to hit him with whenever he least expects hearing his government name.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Classic sign of sleep deprivation:
Finding the most annoyingly “white” ways to pronounce my other half’s Hispanic name.
This will be sport for entirely too long.. to hit him with whenever he least expects hearing his government name.
Finding the most annoyingly “white” ways to pronounce my other half’s Hispanic name.
This will be sport for entirely too long.. to hit him with whenever he least expects hearing his government name.
Apparently Legend of Zelda live action movie pictures dropped.
If Link doesn’t just make weird and unhinged ass noises the whole time, and the chickens aren’t deadly, I don’t even care.
I said what I said.
If Link doesn’t just make weird and unhinged ass noises the whole time, and the chickens aren’t deadly, I don’t even care.
I said what I said.
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Apparently Legend of Zelda live action movie pictures dropped.
If Link doesn’t just make weird and unhinged ass noises the whole time, and the chickens aren’t deadly, I don’t even care.
I said what I said.
If Link doesn’t just make weird and unhinged ass noises the whole time, and the chickens aren’t deadly, I don’t even care.
I said what I said.
When you and your best friend are basically the same person. And also it explains so much about… SO MUCH. 🤣🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
When you and your best friend are basically the same person. And also it explains so much about… SO MUCH. 🤣🤣🤣
I just read “The Department of Agriculture estimates that the average American eats 8.5 lbs of pickles a year.”
Just wanted to let you know… I’m like 99% certain @mrtechguy.bsky.social and I are probably cancelling out a fair few pickle haters. Once you add @dominowolf.bsky.social it’s over lmao
Just wanted to let you know… I’m like 99% certain @mrtechguy.bsky.social and I are probably cancelling out a fair few pickle haters. Once you add @dominowolf.bsky.social it’s over lmao
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I just read “The Department of Agriculture estimates that the average American eats 8.5 lbs of pickles a year.”
Just wanted to let you know… I’m like 99% certain @mrtechguy.bsky.social and I are probably cancelling out a fair few pickle haters. Once you add @dominowolf.bsky.social it’s over lmao
Just wanted to let you know… I’m like 99% certain @mrtechguy.bsky.social and I are probably cancelling out a fair few pickle haters. Once you add @dominowolf.bsky.social it’s over lmao
It’s starting againnnnnn 🥹🥹
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It’s starting againnnnnn 🥹🥹
If y’all can’t see the aurora tonight… for the first time in my 45 years on this planet it’s dipped far enough south that I can.. so.. here you go!
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If y’all can’t see the aurora tonight… for the first time in my 45 years on this planet it’s dipped far enough south that I can.. so.. here you go!
I…. Yeah. Akitas are sooooo scary. 🙄🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I…. Yeah. Akitas are sooooo scary. 🙄🤣🤣🤣
On today’s episode of unconventional pets… I have a very clingy turkey. While trying to walk and rake… this is where he wants to be. He’s clearly dealing with the passing of his brother in an unexpected way.
Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
On today’s episode of unconventional pets… I have a very clingy turkey. While trying to walk and rake… this is where he wants to be. He’s clearly dealing with the passing of his brother in an unexpected way.
Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
Every so often he has two brain cells collide and has a thought…. Annnnnnd it’s gone.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Every so often he has two brain cells collide and has a thought…. Annnnnnd it’s gone.