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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode

@ragesqwirrel.bsky.social

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“Angel adjacent” gamer weirdo, “Good Morning!” and Oxford Comma apologist, chaos queen extraordinaire, crazy dog lady, and pain in the ass. PSN: RageSqwirrel XBox: RageSqwirrel

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · Jan 3

Hello! New year, new bio? If you’re into:

🖤 🎮 Gaming
🖤 Horror movies (even bad ones)
🖤 Anime
🖤 JRPG/WRPGs
🖤 🎵Metal🤘🏻
🖤 Spending money on beautiful pain (tattoos)
🖤 love and kindness is 🐐
🖤 science
🖤 ☕️ coffeeeeee
🖤 dogs!!

We’ll get along!

Can I beat 52 games in 52 weeks this year? Gonna try!

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 20m

This might actually make me better about it. Pure, unmitigated, spite.

Kenzie ✨ @notknz.is.tall.fyi · 40m

When I have a hard time drinking water I remember how much water AI data centers use and it really inspires me to start chugging water out of spite. That’s. My. Water.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 1h

It was so good!

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 3h

Exactly. I want people terrified just because I SHOWED UP.

Honestly that’s all *I* want in my real life lmfao

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 6h

Omg there’s gifs for this idiot? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 6h

You had me at the usage of one of my fav words. Cockwomble. 🤣🤣

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 6h

I’m having too much fun with the stories of all the bounties and just literally everything else. Finding all the shrines. All the bamboo strikes. Laughing as my own bounty description gets increasingly worse.

The Oni was satisfying though. I’ll probably side quest for another 20 now lmao

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 15h

I don’t want to alarm anyone but I’ve stopped being a side quest whore at just over 24-25 hours into Yotei and actually took out a second one of the Yotei Six, and progressed the story. The Squirrel, stopping squirreling.. is a momentous occasion. Oni down. And now… good night.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 19h

Strangeland was something. Peak Dee Snider being Dee Snider. The cautionary tale of talking to people online lmao I remember it was thrown out of theaters in so many cities for its “shocking” nature. And there was me, on a date, with a good Christian boy. …. Laughing. Oopsie.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 19h

Okay but the more important question is… did it work? It doesn’t work on our fabulous bestie for obvious reasons lmao

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 20h

I’m on to you. You’re trying to STEAL THE RSV4 before I do! Goddamnit! And you’re his type!

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

You’re the one that makes questionable choices lmao

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

Lmao we also take Regina and we race. Duh.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 22h

… HEAR ME OUT…. something something thievery of Jessica.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 22h

If not we could always cannonball run it lmfao not advised but possible

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 22h

Vacation is in 8 days. So if I start RIGHT NOW, surely I’ll accidentally manage to be packed by then.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 23h

Meanwhile I just remember definitely not getting a second date after laughing at Strangeland 🤣

I am now mad I never thought to do something like this.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 23h

*flashback to video evidence of me telling the youngest spawn “that’s not even a chancla!”* 🤣🤣

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 23h

Blocked.

a cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire .

ALT: a cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire .

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 23h

This look like one?

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 23h

Gonna go through my recent ish follows and block anything sus.

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 23h

Oh for fucks sake. Can someone message me all his known alts? What an absolute creep. Fuckin incel behavior. I’m becoming very liberal with the block button lately. Bringing Marie Kondo back the second something doesn’t bring joy. Byeeeeeee.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 23h

Wait what is this one?

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 1d

They’re love hate for me, tbh.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t wanna hurt him 🤣🤣🤣

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 1d

I just have an issue with some of their fan base. The ones that have made it their entire personality. Like.. you’re at a random metal show and they’re in a ghost shirt and a vest with multiple ghost patches AND won’t leave you alone… okay buddy. You just made this the new fedora and neckbeard. 🤣

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