@rallywuff.bsky.social
Displaced AK yote and Army vet doing stuff in WA. Lover of motorcycles and adventure. Often crinkly due to urge incontinence. ❤️ @kalon.bsky.social #SeaKraken
Just got done with my eye appointment. Need a new prescription and she recommended I start thinking about bifocals 😭
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Just got done with my eye appointment. Need a new prescription and she recommended I start thinking about bifocals 😭
My Instagram feed is nothing but WoW reels…..I think the universe is trying to tell me something 😭
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
My Instagram feed is nothing but WoW reels…..I think the universe is trying to tell me something 😭
Dumb sea chickens won. Now the dogs are traumatized from fireworks 😤
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Dumb sea chickens won. Now the dogs are traumatized from fireworks 😤
An accountant in charge is bad news for the fun cars that aren’t huge sellers. 😩 hopefully he’s a car guy.
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An accountant in charge is bad news for the fun cars that aren’t huge sellers. 😩 hopefully he’s a car guy.
It’s not lane splitting, but I’d take it 🤷♂️
WA bill would let motorcycles use highway shoulders - MyNorthwest.com
A proposed bill in Washington could permit shoulder driving for motorcycles, easing traffic woes for riders and drivers alike.
mynorthwest.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
It’s not lane splitting, but I’d take it 🤷♂️
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Roll over! Wait-
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Roll over! Wait-
According to this smart watch “body battery” feature, I’m at 13% charge. 😆
February 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
According to this smart watch “body battery” feature, I’m at 13% charge. 😆
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This is how most of my audience would react while interacting with a werewolf XD
#werewolf #lycanthrope #werewolfwednesday #monsterlover #monster #art
#werewolf #lycanthrope #werewolfwednesday #monsterlover #monster #art
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This is how most of my audience would react while interacting with a werewolf XD
#werewolf #lycanthrope #werewolfwednesday #monsterlover #monster #art
#werewolf #lycanthrope #werewolfwednesday #monsterlover #monster #art
That tracks 😆
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
That tracks 😆
It’s true 🤷♂️
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
It’s true 🤷♂️
It’s not even noon
February 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
It’s not even noon
So may AI commercials 😭
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
So may AI commercials 😭
Global press launch for Triumph’s new Trident 800 just ended and then some random dealer in New Zealand had one on the show room and let a local moto blogger take it for a ride to review before the press finished the official launch event 😂
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Global press launch for Triumph’s new Trident 800 just ended and then some random dealer in New Zealand had one on the show room and let a local moto blogger take it for a ride to review before the press finished the official launch event 😂
Even Ducati's dirtbikes have phenomenal styling 😆
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Even Ducati's dirtbikes have phenomenal styling 😆
Love the Fallout series on Prime. Just wish I could get into the games 😩
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Love the Fallout series on Prime. Just wish I could get into the games 😩
Deleted my Facebook and now finding out how much other stuff I’d been logged into through it 😆
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Deleted my Facebook and now finding out how much other stuff I’d been logged into through it 😆
So many meetings today 😭
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 PM
So many meetings today 😭
What a mess 🙃
January 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
What a mess 🙃
I should go to bed at a decent hour. I hear it does wonders for your health when done consistently 😅
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I should go to bed at a decent hour. I hear it does wonders for your health when done consistently 😅
Roofers are here and the dogs aren’t happy about it
a close up of a dog 's face with its mouth open and the words `` aggressive borking '' written above it .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its mouth open and the words `` aggressive borking '' written above it .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Roofers are here and the dogs aren’t happy about it
One of my younger analysts asked why millennials are so dramatic. My answer was that we grew up with goated emo and pop punk 😆
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 AM
One of my younger analysts asked why millennials are so dramatic. My answer was that we grew up with goated emo and pop punk 😆
Shit. The Seahawks are still in it. One more game of potential trauma for the dogs 😭
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Shit. The Seahawks are still in it. One more game of potential trauma for the dogs 😭
I can’t unsee this now 😆
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I can’t unsee this now 😆