captain americas power is literally friendship im not even shitting you. hes just a really beefed up magical girl without the magic.

ohba killed off L so he could introduce a tinier, more breedable, twinkier version of him

(im not 18 yet, i can still say this)

the thing with modern fashion is that there are no more boundaries to push. we are free to do whatever we like. the ideas are just getting recycled over and over again.

If i had the death note i would simply not go crazy because im built different

im boutta ragequit life ive had enough of this bullshit bruh

I was busy doing schoolwork and forgot abt the steamed bananas and slightly burnt em. parents arrived.
Enter stepdad
"who cooked the bananas?"
"I did, sorry,"
"putangina nyo"

Like????
"Hey guys just checking in to say you FUCKING SUCK!! YOURE A FAILURE!!! NO EXCUSES FUCK YOU!!!"
I said sorry????

"Today we're going to make a tropical hibiscus water" YOU MEAN JUICE?? goddamn

Kinda need an openly gay friend so that when they tell me about their crushes i can go "thats kinda gay." I need to diversify my ragebait

im tripping balls rn i thught boburnhams laugh in welcome to the internet was a voice from my inner demon

listening to bo burnham while sick is an experience.

about to ruin this (color)

Yes, facebook filter, whitewash me, just the way i like it

Youtube better switch back. I can't watch minecraft videos with this sci-fi lookin ahh.

Moved my stupid bed. it looked way cleaner. Now it's like, trash.

Oh my god Youtube fuckin babyproofed their site. literally no more sharp corners. Say goodbye to SHARP squares, hello smooth corner! How bout fixing your bot/softcore corn problem first? How bout fixing that huh

Youtube interface looks like a pirated movie site.

NEW YOUTUBE INTERFACE SUCKS ASS. Literally unusable.