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Multi-genre writer, including transgressive, dark fiction, and other places where the muse awakens inside me. https://ranchhandwriter.my.canva.site/

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Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Aug 10

Knowing there are demons inside of you isn't a big deal if you're strong enough to handle them.

White Lighter is available now everywhere books are sold.

books2read.com/u/boz7zZ

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Moon @violetmoon.bsky.social · 8d

Eggshells is now a book. If you read them on medium, as part of @agencymagazine.bsky.social
Thank you for your support 😍All 17 entries plus poetry, in an eBook. Paperback out soon 😘

amzn.eu/d/87knkSH

Eggshells eBook : Cairn, Fiona: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

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Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · 22d

Yes, please. I need to have a chat.

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · 22d

Jealous...

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Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · 23d

Truth is stranger than fiction, huh Honeybee?

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Sep 28

Tell your momma and them I said, Hi.

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Sep 8

No, you've been locked out of the system at work. No, YOU!!!

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Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Sep 5

Noice

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Aug 20

Super lightning storms are cool...

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Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Aug 10

Knowing there are demons inside of you isn't a big deal if you're strong enough to handle them.

White Lighter is available now everywhere books are sold.

books2read.com/u/boz7zZ

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Aug 6

Help me get places by buying White Lighter!!!

Fear 8/21/25 Memphis

David Duchovny 9/18/25 NOLA

Melvins & Red Kross 10/11/25 Jackson

Gary Numan 10/23/25 NOLA

Or don't, but it helps if you do. 😂

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Aug 4

Knowing there are demons inside of you isn’t a big deal if you're strong enough to handle them.

books2read.com/u/boz7zZ

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Aug 4

Knowing there are demons inside of you isn’t a big deal if you're strong enough to handle them.

books2read.com/u/boz

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Aug 2

Word Salad multipost test.

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GG Wylde @ggwylde.bsky.social · Jul 26

My entire library, now on Kobo. Find me, and other ah-maze-ing authors at the link below:

www.kobo.com/ca/en/search...

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Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 28

This next song is called "We're Not In Love, Sharon Tate, But I'll Die Happy Dreaming About You, Anyway."

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 28

And with a pat on the back, I said, "You're going to be okay. It'll all come out great in the end." Then, with a wink, a tap on the right nostril and finger guns, I sent the sad man on his way to Valhalla.

Cue end credits.

Musical choice: Blur's Country Sad Ballad Man

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 22

Need to write a short story this week. For the White Lighter readers, who would you like to see leading the narrative?

Ryder, Blair, Bailey (Zane), or Morgan?

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 20

If you see this, post a vampire.

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 20

Two new reviews for White Lighter. Humbled and full of thanks.

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 19

Cue the music.

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 19

I just realized something. If all my followers bought a copy of White Lighter, I could get my new glasses and hand David Duchovny a copy for himself in New Orleans at his concert in September. 🤪🤭

Imagine the photo op with both of us holding our books.

Double win.

a man in a suit and tie is reading a newspaper with the words " you make a good point " above him

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is reading a newspaper with the words " you make a good point " above him

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Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 18

Whiskey, thick smoke, and a room with Jeff Buckley playing...

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 17

It's only 112 here. No biggie.

Ranch Hand @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social · Jul 17

New fan, who dis?

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Jordan Lubov @jordanlubov.bsky.social · Jul 17

An Open Note To The Stalker,
Creating new profiles to track someone across platforms and comment on their work in an attempt to "catch" or "expose" them, or to leave nasty comments and reviews on everything they write, is a sign that you need professional help. Please get some.

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