Ozymandias Fell Off
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Ozymandias Fell Off
@rancho.bsky.social
ยท Jan 24
i'm weeping watching hundreds of beavers cause im just a fat incel, fuck my chungus life
Rip trump you would've loved viktor deadlock
August 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Rip trump you would've loved viktor deadlock
Call me Abraham the way I fw whales
March 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Call me Abraham the way I fw whales
Don't gay 69 people! Even if it sound good to do it in 0 G
March 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Don't gay 69 people! Even if it sound good to do it in 0 G
tbh ozymandias fell off
March 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
tbh ozymandias fell off
First guy to test the incredible idea for democrats to run with republican talking points
March 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
First guy to test the incredible idea for democrats to run with republican talking points
People should not ignore that the podcast is an opportunity for him to discuss interesting topics with incredible people :)
March 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
People should not ignore that the podcast is an opportunity for him to discuss interesting topics with incredible people :)
John Wayne only second worst John Wayne despite being a terrible terrible guy
March 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
John Wayne only second worst John Wayne despite being a terrible terrible guy
Imagine if they made Wicked before Thatcher died
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Imagine if they made Wicked before Thatcher died
Putting "not John Wayne Gacy" on my forehead with my makeup for when I do my clown show for the kids
March 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Putting "not John Wayne Gacy" on my forehead with my makeup for when I do my clown show for the kids
The prestige is just so good man
March 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The prestige is just so good man
Lou Reed is literally me
March 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Lou Reed is literally me
Doing a posthumous circumcision on Rasputin's conserved penis so that he gets to go to heaven
March 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Doing a posthumous circumcision on Rasputin's conserved penis so that he gets to go to heaven
The CGI force ghost of Henry Fonda at the end of Juror #2 looked like shit
March 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The CGI force ghost of Henry Fonda at the end of Juror #2 looked like shit
Judge doesn't know I planted a Henry Fonda on the jury
March 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Judge doesn't know I planted a Henry Fonda on the jury
Don't get your teleportation machine from Nikola Tesla. Worst mistake of my life
March 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Don't get your teleportation machine from Nikola Tesla. Worst mistake of my life
You are what you eat. And you eat pussy. Think about it bucko
March 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You are what you eat. And you eat pussy. Think about it bucko
Not to confuse to scripted death which precedes the deus ex machina introduction to a new mechanic
March 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Not to confuse to scripted death which precedes the deus ex machina introduction to a new mechanic
Replying "I argue that the Socratic method doesn't work" so to confuse you in a feedback loop
March 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Replying "I argue that the Socratic method doesn't work" so to confuse you in a feedback loop
In general I think he's going to die of old age at 48, like in medieval Europe
March 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
In general I think he's going to die of old age at 48, like in medieval Europe
elon musk is too afraid to show is totally normal looking cock to anyone who's not a masseuse
March 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
elon musk is too afraid to show is totally normal looking cock to anyone who's not a masseuse
"Just one more comic strip where the message is literally represented bro. One more word play. We're toppling the regime, but I just need to draw one more..."
The accuracy of the political cartoons recently is incredibly painful.
March 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Just one more comic strip where the message is literally represented bro. One more word play. We're toppling the regime, but I just need to draw one more..."
The game Concord being named that way is so funny. Like, yeah sure, you can call your next game Edinburgh or Titanic. Idgaf
February 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The game Concord being named that way is so funny. Like, yeah sure, you can call your next game Edinburgh or Titanic. Idgaf
Lmao just foind out there's a guy on here calling himself dark brandon. Guy stuck in specifically 2023
February 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lmao just foind out there's a guy on here calling himself dark brandon. Guy stuck in specifically 2023