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Ryan Christensen
@randhyllcho.bsky.social
Rode an elevator that had once been ridden by like, loads of Oscar winners and other people. Writer of jokes no one reads. PNW
Sure.
January 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is John Fisher’s fault. #rip #rickey
December 21, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Turn seven to a fourteen. Fourteen to a whole thing. Just spent too much money on the Marathon shop. Included in the purchase; three vinyl records, which, despite being in-between record players at the moment, I'm really excited to own.
December 2, 2024 at 7:10 AM
“But what we really learned was Black Friday was not a day, but rather a state of being. It was inside of us, all along.”

Excerpt from my memoirs- “I bought that zero down: a life well spent” coming next summer.
November 28, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Read the first script I actually completed this morning. Found a draft with a name I didn’t recognize so naturally I gotta see what’s what. It was terrible. But also way better than what I produce now. Just super loose and fun. Prompted a sprint during nap time netting the first new work in months.
November 27, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Drake is the corniest human of all time.
November 26, 2024 at 3:58 AM
The way this would make every single boomer parent froth with curious excitement.
November 22, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Anyone care to guess whether or not this instruction has been abided by?
November 15, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I left twitter when wannabe crypto-nazi Ralph Wiggum bought the place and have, apparently, seriously missed a lot of the #screenwriters I followed there. Genuinely exciting to see so many familiar handles.
November 15, 2024 at 5:31 PM