Ran Ascot
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Ran Ascot
@randogthenum1.bsky.social
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I LIKE SAND AND I'M 7 >:D [Parody]
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We used magic to make her sleepy!
:0

I see— we use magic to make her eepy!!

[wags his tail excitedly]
UHHH— DO I NEED TO GET THE ROPE?!
[he “sneaks” up behind Alana]

Gotcha!!! >w<
[he gives a thumbs up and then starts knocking on the window]
[he gets on all fours and slowly climbs the wall up to the window, once he gets to the window he carefully peaks in and spots his target]

>:3
Okiiie

[he does a cute half roll then gives up and runs over]
:3

OH OH— I SEE MY OLD HOUSE :D

HAIIIIIII—

[he runs over to the outer wall below his old room]

We can sneak in through here :3
My old house isn’t too far :3

It shouldn’t take that long
[he gets a note book and uses a crayon to scribble a bunch of gibberish down. As if he’s writing down the details]

Okiiiiiee dokie :3
I see!

[he wags his tail excitedly]

We just need to knock her back to senses and everything will be good :D
That’s like…

[takes a moment to calculate his answer]

3 more sevens :0
I’m only seven! How old do I need to be to win a nug!
But what if I want to spread misinformation :3

Like Morgellons disease :3
What do you mean >:/

I anit lying—

You smell gae