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Ran Ascot

@randogthenum1.bsky.social

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I LIKE SAND AND I'M 7 >:D [Parody]

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 9h

Yesssssa! >:D

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 11h

We used magic to make her sleepy!

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 11h

Who? :°

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 13h

YEAHHHHH

>:D

Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 15h

:0

I see— we use magic to make her eepy!!

[wags his tail excitedly]

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 15h

UHHH— DO I NEED TO GET THE ROPE?!

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 16h

Ye >:3

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 17h

[he “sneaks” up behind Alana]

Gotcha!!! >w<

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 18h

>:D

NOW DIVAAAAAAA!!!!

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 18h

[he gives a thumbs up and then starts knocking on the window]

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 18h

[he gets on all fours and slowly climbs the wall up to the window, once he gets to the window he carefully peaks in and spots his target]

>:3

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

Okiiie

[he does a cute half roll then gives up and runs over]

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

:3

OH OH— I SEE MY OLD HOUSE :D

HAIIIIIII—

[he runs over to the outer wall below his old room]

We can sneak in through here :3

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

My old house isn’t too far :3

It shouldn’t take that long

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

Okay!! >:D

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

[he gets a note book and uses a crayon to scribble a bunch of gibberish down. As if he’s writing down the details]

Okiiiiiee dokie :3

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

I see!

[he wags his tail excitedly]

We just need to knock her back to senses and everything will be good :D

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah Miss Shedra :(

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah Diva?

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Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

That’s like…

[takes a moment to calculate his answer]

3 more sevens :0

Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

Damn :(

Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

I’m only seven! How old do I need to be to win a nug!

Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

But what if I want to spread misinformation :3

Like Morgellons disease :3

Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

:0

Really???

Ran Ascot @randogthenum1.bsky.social · 1d

What do you mean >:/

I anit lying—

You smell gae