Randy Pack
@randypack.bsky.social
Retired, recovering CPA. I enjoy reading, traveling, photography, long naps, and the Oxford comma. I am gay, widowed, and insanely good looking.
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Everything was pretty cool in Minnesota until ICE shows up. I've already drawn an inference.
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Everything was pretty cool in Minnesota until ICE shows up. I've already drawn an inference.
I wish I knew more about the world's perception of us right now...I think.
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I wish I knew more about the world's perception of us right now...I think.
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The moment you realize we failed. It's poignant.
January 25, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The moment you realize we failed. It's poignant.
I suspect Greenlanders are better educated than we are.
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I suspect Greenlanders are better educated than we are.
Can someone please tell me when it's safe to turn the television back on?
January 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Can someone please tell me when it's safe to turn the television back on?
How does one apologize to the world? Asking for a friend.
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 AM
How does one apologize to the world? Asking for a friend.
Oh Gawd. We're all gonna get "SSSS" on our boarding passes now, ain't we?
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Oh Gawd. We're all gonna get "SSSS" on our boarding passes now, ain't we?
I'd love to know the statistics on how many "white " people are also fleeing the United States.
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I'd love to know the statistics on how many "white " people are also fleeing the United States.
They're overwhelming the thinking class, ain't they?
January 17, 2026 at 2:40 AM
They're overwhelming the thinking class, ain't they?
And how about us wine dads?
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
And how about us wine dads?
Wow. I've never had a "flee" plan. Until now.
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Wow. I've never had a "flee" plan. Until now.
Three short toots. Repeating...ICE in area. Long whistles means arrests are being made.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Three short toots. Repeating...ICE in area. Long whistles means arrests are being made.
It was then I realized his diaper was full.
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It was then I realized his diaper was full.
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It's time to move past the narrative that the masked ICE agents aren't ICE agents but bounty hunters cosplaying as ICE. They are people who willingly signed up to abduct people and collect a government paycheck.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's time to move past the narrative that the masked ICE agents aren't ICE agents but bounty hunters cosplaying as ICE. They are people who willingly signed up to abduct people and collect a government paycheck.
I'm pretty sure something broke tonight.
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm pretty sure something broke tonight.
Who is the chief punctuation officer at the White House? It's absolutely chaotic right now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Who is the chief punctuation officer at the White House? It's absolutely chaotic right now.
I'm thankful and a little disheartened.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm thankful and a little disheartened.
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Those National Guard troops should have been home with their families for Thanksgiving, not picking up trash in Washington, D.C. for our felon president's political theater. Now, this will be used to justify even more militarization of our cities. Stay vigilant.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Those National Guard troops should have been home with their families for Thanksgiving, not picking up trash in Washington, D.C. for our felon president's political theater. Now, this will be used to justify even more militarization of our cities. Stay vigilant.
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The current state of the Oval Office (recorded by Scavino)
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The current state of the Oval Office (recorded by Scavino)
I'm scared to death that we're going to fuck up now.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm scared to death that we're going to fuck up now.
Our President is an idiot. Can we at least agree on that point?
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Our President is an idiot. Can we at least agree on that point?
Real estate doesn't vote. Right?
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Real estate doesn't vote. Right?
If any congressperson introduces a bill to leave the time the fuck alone they'd be eligible for life tenure.
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If any congressperson introduces a bill to leave the time the fuck alone they'd be eligible for life tenure.