Ranger of the East
@rangeroftheeast.bsky.social
LARPer, gamer, environmentalist, humanist, and general proponent of kindness. You may have known me at various campaigns as Darius, Aaron, Valen, Marcus, Fenric, or Ghost, among others.
1/ Another word on RFK/Oz/Trump trying to ban gender care for minors. I’m at the point where if people want to get their medical advice from some yahoo on TicTok who says you can cure Lupus by jumping in a pit full of fire ants, drinking turpentine...
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
1/ Another word on RFK/Oz/Trump trying to ban gender care for minors. I’m at the point where if people want to get their medical advice from some yahoo on TicTok who says you can cure Lupus by jumping in a pit full of fire ants, drinking turpentine...
RFK apparently can't be bothered to deal with measles outbreaks but has plenty of time to threaten hospitals providing gender care to minors. Glad to get such effective leadership from the US gvt's first rotten bear carcass eating, brain snake having, autism conspiracy pushing professional quack.
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
RFK apparently can't be bothered to deal with measles outbreaks but has plenty of time to threaten hospitals providing gender care to minors. Glad to get such effective leadership from the US gvt's first rotten bear carcass eating, brain snake having, autism conspiracy pushing professional quack.
Trump Vodka
Trump Steaks
Trump Cufflinks
Trump Watches
Trump Cellular
Trump Condoms (eww!)
Trump University
Trump Crypto
Trump Bibles
Trump Wine
Trump Water
Trump NFTs
Trump...
Trump Steaks
Trump Cufflinks
Trump Watches
Trump Cellular
Trump Condoms (eww!)
Trump University
Trump Crypto
Trump Bibles
Trump Wine
Trump Water
Trump NFTs
Trump...
December 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Trump Vodka
Trump Steaks
Trump Cufflinks
Trump Watches
Trump Cellular
Trump Condoms (eww!)
Trump University
Trump Crypto
Trump Bibles
Trump Wine
Trump Water
Trump NFTs
Trump...
Trump Steaks
Trump Cufflinks
Trump Watches
Trump Cellular
Trump Condoms (eww!)
Trump University
Trump Crypto
Trump Bibles
Trump Wine
Trump Water
Trump NFTs
Trump...
Ok, that was basically 18 minutes of incoherent noise.
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Ok, that was basically 18 minutes of incoherent noise.
Ah yes, TrumpRx-dot-com, like Trump University, but healthcare.
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Ah yes, TrumpRx-dot-com, like Trump University, but healthcare.
"...slash prices on drugs and pharmaceuticals by four hundred, five hundred, and even six hundred percent."
...what does that mean?
...what does that mean?
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"...slash prices on drugs and pharmaceuticals by four hundred, five hundred, and even six hundred percent."
...what does that mean?
...what does that mean?
"$18 trillion of investment" you say?
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"$18 trillion of investment" you say?
"The price of a thanksgiving turkey was down 33% compared to the Biden last year."
What was "the Biden", what exactly did "the Biden" cost, and why was the cost comparable to a thanksgiving turkey as opposed to say a Christmas ham? What?
What was "the Biden", what exactly did "the Biden" cost, and why was the cost comparable to a thanksgiving turkey as opposed to say a Christmas ham? What?
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"The price of a thanksgiving turkey was down 33% compared to the Biden last year."
What was "the Biden", what exactly did "the Biden" cost, and why was the cost comparable to a thanksgiving turkey as opposed to say a Christmas ham? What?
What was "the Biden", what exactly did "the Biden" cost, and why was the cost comparable to a thanksgiving turkey as opposed to say a Christmas ham? What?
I'm sorry, but am I the only person cracking up on hearing Trump complain about "transgender for everybody" (exact wording)?
It reminds me of that Basil Marceaux guy Steve Colbert did a bit on way back when who promised he wasn't going to "force dental on you."
It reminds me of that Basil Marceaux guy Steve Colbert did a bit on way back when who promised he wasn't going to "force dental on you."
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'm sorry, but am I the only person cracking up on hearing Trump complain about "transgender for everybody" (exact wording)?
It reminds me of that Basil Marceaux guy Steve Colbert did a bit on way back when who promised he wasn't going to "force dental on you."
It reminds me of that Basil Marceaux guy Steve Colbert did a bit on way back when who promised he wasn't going to "force dental on you."
If a game trailer only shows cut scenes and no gameplay, as far as I'm concerned I haven't actually seen anything.
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If a game trailer only shows cut scenes and no gameplay, as far as I'm concerned I haven't actually seen anything.
New measles treatment announced by RFK is just beef tallow and rendered roadkill bear carcass injected directly into the bloodstream.
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
New measles treatment announced by RFK is just beef tallow and rendered roadkill bear carcass injected directly into the bloodstream.
1/ Star Trek: Prodigy is has already partially disappeared from Netflix, and will disappear in full shortly. It is now...nowhere. Not Netflix, not Paramount...maybe it will show up somewhere in the future, maybe it wont. This is your periodic reminder that the cloud preserves nothing...
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
1/ Star Trek: Prodigy is has already partially disappeared from Netflix, and will disappear in full shortly. It is now...nowhere. Not Netflix, not Paramount...maybe it will show up somewhere in the future, maybe it wont. This is your periodic reminder that the cloud preserves nothing...
"One of the photographs shows novelty condoms with Trump’s likeness on them, spread out on a table. Behind the table reads a sign that says “Trump Condom $4.50.”"
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New photos from Epstein’s personal collection show Trump, Clinton and much more
The undated photographs are from Epstein’s email account and computer, according to Democrats on the House Oversight Committee, who published the photographs on Friday.
www.pbs.org
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"One of the photographs shows novelty condoms with Trump’s likeness on them, spread out on a table. Behind the table reads a sign that says “Trump Condom $4.50.”"
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Who in the hell actually goes and publishes a table in a professional report containing a column full of '#DIV/0!' errors? Good grief people...
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Who in the hell actually goes and publishes a table in a professional report containing a column full of '#DIV/0!' errors? Good grief people...
Sec. of War seeks criminal defense attny to meet on downlow. Exp in 1st degree murder cases and international human rights abuses a plus
Butch only no fems
Butch only no fems
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sec. of War seeks criminal defense attny to meet on downlow. Exp in 1st degree murder cases and international human rights abuses a plus
Butch only no fems
Butch only no fems
On the first day of Christmas my POTUS gave to me:
Pete Hegseth ordering war crimes*...
And I can't even return this mf for store credit.
Note: There is disagreement on if this counts as 'war crimes' since there is no war, but plain old first-degree murder (multiple counts) doesn't fit the lyrics
Pete Hegseth ordering war crimes*...
And I can't even return this mf for store credit.
Note: There is disagreement on if this counts as 'war crimes' since there is no war, but plain old first-degree murder (multiple counts) doesn't fit the lyrics
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
On the first day of Christmas my POTUS gave to me:
Pete Hegseth ordering war crimes*...
And I can't even return this mf for store credit.
Note: There is disagreement on if this counts as 'war crimes' since there is no war, but plain old first-degree murder (multiple counts) doesn't fit the lyrics
Pete Hegseth ordering war crimes*...
And I can't even return this mf for store credit.
Note: There is disagreement on if this counts as 'war crimes' since there is no war, but plain old first-degree murder (multiple counts) doesn't fit the lyrics
You always hear Republicans saying they don't want their tax dollars going to people who need social services.
I don't want my tax dollars going to blowing up random boats in the Caribbean (and elsewhere). I'm guessing those missiles ain't cheap.
I don't want my tax dollars going to blowing up random boats in the Caribbean (and elsewhere). I'm guessing those missiles ain't cheap.
Justice Department official told prosecutors that U.S. should 'just sink' drug boats
NPR interviews with current and former officials reveal more of the backstory around the military's strikes in the Caribbean.
www.npr.org
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You always hear Republicans saying they don't want their tax dollars going to people who need social services.
I don't want my tax dollars going to blowing up random boats in the Caribbean (and elsewhere). I'm guessing those missiles ain't cheap.
I don't want my tax dollars going to blowing up random boats in the Caribbean (and elsewhere). I'm guessing those missiles ain't cheap.
Not sure exactly why I've had this particular villain on the brain lately, but here we are...
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Not sure exactly why I've had this particular villain on the brain lately, but here we are...
RE: War with Venezuela.
Once again, can we seriously just not?
Time to get the phone out again...cause my autistic social anxiety ridden brain just loves making phone calls...oh yes, good times...good times...
Once again, can we seriously just not?
Time to get the phone out again...cause my autistic social anxiety ridden brain just loves making phone calls...oh yes, good times...good times...
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
RE: War with Venezuela.
Once again, can we seriously just not?
Time to get the phone out again...cause my autistic social anxiety ridden brain just loves making phone calls...oh yes, good times...good times...
Once again, can we seriously just not?
Time to get the phone out again...cause my autistic social anxiety ridden brain just loves making phone calls...oh yes, good times...good times...
This dog is so gassy that Tina Turner's ghost shows up to run gladiator fights when he's around.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This dog is so gassy that Tina Turner's ghost shows up to run gladiator fights when he's around.
My thoughts on the government shutdown, and the events surrounding it.
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A bit of a ramble on the government shutdown, but it is in fact a ramble with a point. An important point, I think.
So…yeah…stuff happened. I think we’re all a bit mad about the stuff…like, the burning white hot rage of a thousand suns type mad. I was quite made yesterday, but then I decided that it wasn’t helpi…
rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My thoughts on the government shutdown, and the events surrounding it.
rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com/2025/11/12/a...
rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com/2025/11/12/a...
*looks at morning headlines*
Right...
"Squire, bring me my high horse, a soap box, and my phone."
Right...
"Squire, bring me my high horse, a soap box, and my phone."
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
*looks at morning headlines*
Right...
"Squire, bring me my high horse, a soap box, and my phone."
Right...
"Squire, bring me my high horse, a soap box, and my phone."
1/ BTW, if you haven't seen it yet, I will recommend The Substance. Warning there is a LOT of body horror (think "The Thing"), but it is an effective and absolutely savage takedown of cultural youth and beauty obsession, the entertainment, health, and fashion industries, and celebrity culture.
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
1/ BTW, if you haven't seen it yet, I will recommend The Substance. Warning there is a LOT of body horror (think "The Thing"), but it is an effective and absolutely savage takedown of cultural youth and beauty obsession, the entertainment, health, and fashion industries, and celebrity culture.
In following the examples set by our high officials, this is my notice that if I am asked to attend any professional engagements, I will require presents. I will accept bundles of cash, swords, crowns, scepters, orbs, or other symbols of high office.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
In following the examples set by our high officials, this is my notice that if I am asked to attend any professional engagements, I will require presents. I will accept bundles of cash, swords, crowns, scepters, orbs, or other symbols of high office.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Ok, does this or does this not sound like the music for the final boss of a JRPG?
Ok, does this or does this not sound like the music for the final boss of a JRPG?
Overture (From 'The Phantom Of The Opera' Motion Picture)
YouTube video by Andrew Lloyd Webber - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@just-travis.bsky.social @soursavior.bsky.social @mattbartlettvo.bsky.social
Ok, does this or does this not sound like the music for the final boss of a JRPG?
Ok, does this or does this not sound like the music for the final boss of a JRPG?