@ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social
Level-1 healer. PGY-am I doing this. Even at the best of times I'm out of my mind. A ronin wandering the wasteland of medicine. The Great Clown Pagliacci. AuDHD
Just gave my inner child a lightsaber
December 22, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Just gave my inner child a lightsaber
Need her to put these on and stroke me silly
December 22, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Need her to put these on and stroke me silly
No matter how quixotic your dreams are, don't ever let them go
December 22, 2024 at 3:26 AM
No matter how quixotic your dreams are, don't ever let them go
Keep your spirit hot, but your mind cool
December 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Keep your spirit hot, but your mind cool
Feeling very wistful lately, but for what I don't know
December 19, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Feeling very wistful lately, but for what I don't know
If you get good grades in school they'll just let you raw dog adhd for the rest of your life
December 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
If you get good grades in school they'll just let you raw dog adhd for the rest of your life
Again I say, I need a YAPPER. A loquacious lass who loves to infodump and talk my ear off while I stare at her lovingly
December 15, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Again I say, I need a YAPPER. A loquacious lass who loves to infodump and talk my ear off while I stare at her lovingly
Please don't interrupt my floor time
December 14, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Please don't interrupt my floor time
(Flirting) My maternal grandfather had a full head of hair
December 14, 2024 at 5:01 PM
(Flirting) My maternal grandfather had a full head of hair
Costco, Arizona, Ben & Jerry's, Little Ceasars. That's it.
December 11, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Costco, Arizona, Ben & Jerry's, Little Ceasars. That's it.
She's bouncing on it in a way that's depleting my life points.
December 11, 2024 at 4:05 AM
She's bouncing on it in a way that's depleting my life points.
Goodnight to everyone except those of you who squirt ketchup all over your fries like unholy heathens instead of putting it on the side
December 11, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Goodnight to everyone except those of you who squirt ketchup all over your fries like unholy heathens instead of putting it on the side
Whichever woman has my voodoo doll, I need you to spit in its mouth
December 11, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Whichever woman has my voodoo doll, I need you to spit in its mouth
If i stopped taking my meds I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs
December 11, 2024 at 4:02 AM
If i stopped taking my meds I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs
The more things change, the more they stay the same
December 2, 2024 at 3:31 AM
The more things change, the more they stay the same
People who say "No pun intended" are cowards. Intend your puns, you scaredy-cat.
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 AM
People who say "No pun intended" are cowards. Intend your puns, you scaredy-cat.
Next time someone quotes a scripture to me, I'm quoting an anime back at them
December 1, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Next time someone quotes a scripture to me, I'm quoting an anime back at them
I need a yapper. A truly garrulous girl who infodumps 24/7 while I listen intently
December 1, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I need a yapper. A truly garrulous girl who infodumps 24/7 while I listen intently
(Looking her right in her eyes as I slowly slide it in) This tray of sugar cookies should bake in the oven for about 12 minutes
December 1, 2024 at 12:56 AM
(Looking her right in her eyes as I slowly slide it in) This tray of sugar cookies should bake in the oven for about 12 minutes
"Sir that's your 4th basket of breadsticks." I know what I'm about son. Keep em coming.
December 1, 2024 at 12:55 AM
"Sir that's your 4th basket of breadsticks." I know what I'm about son. Keep em coming.
As a poet once said, "Her thighs make the pain go away. Call that Thighlenol."
December 1, 2024 at 12:54 AM
As a poet once said, "Her thighs make the pain go away. Call that Thighlenol."
Life is hard, but I'm tweaking even harder.
December 1, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Life is hard, but I'm tweaking even harder.
"What's really wrong with you?" Life is far too short for us to cover that topic
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
"What's really wrong with you?" Life is far too short for us to cover that topic
If I have to go through any more character development, I'm giving up, and then my character can develop into a corpse
December 1, 2024 at 12:51 AM
If I have to go through any more character development, I'm giving up, and then my character can develop into a corpse