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(To my friend whos freaking the fuck out) No, silly. You won’t “stay high the rest of your life”. I’d worry more that the next hour might feel—in a profoundly literal sense—like ten thousand years. Then you snap out of it an eternity later and the rest of your life slips by like a second.
I don’t trust people who befriend people less attractive than them. Desperate to be “the hot friend”. Enjoy parading yourself around with your pet hog.
we need to STOP adding “slop” to everything. went out to my uncle's farm today and i literally heard him call pig feed “pigslop” ?? he's barely even online 😭
Little before & after from today’s DIY project 💪 Did some pipe straightening. (The fucking moron I bought this house from botched the sink drain to where used sinkwater got trapped in this little bend)
