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If a “boobs guy” were woman he’d be a “balls guy” 🤡 Only “ass man” would get to like cocks
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
If a “boobs guy” were woman he’d be a “balls guy” 🤡 Only “ass man” would get to like cocks
I’m an English teacher and my students can’t even memorize an Edgar Allan Poe poem. How tf do you forget what comes after “quoth the raven”?
It’s never been “moreover”
It’s never been “moreover”
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I’m an English teacher and my students can’t even memorize an Edgar Allan Poe poem. How tf do you forget what comes after “quoth the raven”?
It’s never been “moreover”
It’s never been “moreover”
I started carrying these on Tinder dates, just in case my date buys into this lie that 2 humans can’t connect without alcohol. Unusual move? Sure. But it’s not “weird” to center authentic connection (+ consent, if it ever comes to that !)
![Slip of paper that says:
Welp, I thought this might happen.
My sister is 11 months sober.
She's also pregnant.*
*No, the father is not in the picture.
[pill taped to paper] <- Could you make her cocktail a mocktail, and mix this capsule of non-alcoholic bitters into her drink?
[pill taped to paper] <- (If you're concerned about safety, feel free to put this capsule in my drink as well!
If you chose to help her in her recovery journey, just signal to me—Say to her, "Careful, I made it strong!"
Rest assured I would tip 50%!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hp5rgd2oqtpvi7hajackck26/bafkreidt3bjwkatyfnl57ftq4sidju67lcklhuma2jbdzsysps4shrsr2e@jpeg)
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I started carrying these on Tinder dates, just in case my date buys into this lie that 2 humans can’t connect without alcohol. Unusual move? Sure. But it’s not “weird” to center authentic connection (+ consent, if it ever comes to that !)
Anyone else lowkey glad things are getting bad bc it makes people who had kids look stupid ?
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Anyone else lowkey glad things are getting bad bc it makes people who had kids look stupid ?
Gonna be lit as fck when AI can generate TV shows on command...
“Generate Severance S16 E04 --pacing=slowburn --dylan=deadpan --loredrops=5 --new mysteries=3 --big reveals=1 --perpetuity wing=yes --ending=cliffhanger --helly=panties --tone=cerebral --ar 21:9” 😊
“Generate Severance S16 E04 --pacing=slowburn --dylan=deadpan --loredrops=5 --new mysteries=3 --big reveals=1 --perpetuity wing=yes --ending=cliffhanger --helly=panties --tone=cerebral --ar 21:9” 😊
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Gonna be lit as fck when AI can generate TV shows on command...
“Generate Severance S16 E04 --pacing=slowburn --dylan=deadpan --loredrops=5 --new mysteries=3 --big reveals=1 --perpetuity wing=yes --ending=cliffhanger --helly=panties --tone=cerebral --ar 21:9” 😊
“Generate Severance S16 E04 --pacing=slowburn --dylan=deadpan --loredrops=5 --new mysteries=3 --big reveals=1 --perpetuity wing=yes --ending=cliffhanger --helly=panties --tone=cerebral --ar 21:9” 😊
I saw a giraffe on safari 😂
January 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I saw a giraffe on safari 😂
Name 1 bigger red flag than if he has been cheated on
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Name 1 bigger red flag than if he has been cheated on
Reposted by @ratlimit
Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
. @AmySchumer.bsky.social please make Netflix special called, “Hear Amy Good Jokes Lately? A Good Sense of Schumer”
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
. @AmySchumer.bsky.social please make Netflix special called, “Hear Amy Good Jokes Lately? A Good Sense of Schumer”
Just overheard my girlfriend mutter to herself, “bing bong spaghetti”
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Just overheard my girlfriend mutter to herself, “bing bong spaghetti”
Putting cough syrup on my cough pancakes
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Putting cough syrup on my cough pancakes
I love when people can’t conceptualize probability at scale. Say you have a 99.9% success rate with ladders. I’d say you're a #1 ladder expert! :)
The catch? There’s 50 million of you, averaging 10 ladders per year. That means 500,000 of you fell off a ladder (true yearly stat).
The catch? There’s 50 million of you, averaging 10 ladders per year. That means 500,000 of you fell off a ladder (true yearly stat).
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I love when people can’t conceptualize probability at scale. Say you have a 99.9% success rate with ladders. I’d say you're a #1 ladder expert! :)
The catch? There’s 50 million of you, averaging 10 ladders per year. That means 500,000 of you fell off a ladder (true yearly stat).
The catch? There’s 50 million of you, averaging 10 ladders per year. That means 500,000 of you fell off a ladder (true yearly stat).
HOLY SHIT. Incredible way to tease the Carol trans arc 😭
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
HOLY SHIT. Incredible way to tease the Carol trans arc 😭
There is not a single fireworks display that would not be improved by setting them all off at once.
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
There is not a single fireworks display that would not be improved by setting them all off at once.
As a transfem Pluribus fan, you bet your ass I’m “Team Hive” ! wym I get to wear 4.1 billion women’s panties 😭
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
As a transfem Pluribus fan, you bet your ass I’m “Team Hive” ! wym I get to wear 4.1 billion women’s panties 😭
Ah, interaction... So, what do you think you might give this post?
Great minds think, “a Like”! 🤣
Well, what are you waiting for? 😅
I cherish my followers.
Great minds think, “a Like”! 🤣
Well, what are you waiting for? 😅
I cherish my followers.
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ah, interaction... So, what do you think you might give this post?
Great minds think, “a Like”! 🤣
Well, what are you waiting for? 😅
I cherish my followers.
Great minds think, “a Like”! 🤣
Well, what are you waiting for? 😅
I cherish my followers.
It should be illegal for commercials to depict fantastical scenarios. I just saw a “gorilla” help “Santa” repair a chimney with “Gorilla Glue”. Do you know how that warps us? To chiefly encounter the fantastical when it’s whored for a product?
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It should be illegal for commercials to depict fantastical scenarios. I just saw a “gorilla” help “Santa” repair a chimney with “Gorilla Glue”. Do you know how that warps us? To chiefly encounter the fantastical when it’s whored for a product?
People who pretend different coffee tastes “good” or “bad” are almost as annoying as people who do that with wine
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
People who pretend different coffee tastes “good” or “bad” are almost as annoying as people who do that with wine
Just realized men like Sydney Sweeney bc she has the head:torso proportions of a 9-year-old
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just realized men like Sydney Sweeney bc she has the head:torso proportions of a 9-year-old
Boneheaded question. You’ve already assumed my familiarity with eight LESS famous reindeer. What do YOU think. 🤡
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Boneheaded question. You’ve already assumed my familiarity with eight LESS famous reindeer. What do YOU think. 🤡
What are the odds of Barbra Streisand experiencing the “Streisand Effect”?
Obv higher than average, bc she’s a celebrity… but still.
Obv higher than average, bc she’s a celebrity… but still.
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What are the odds of Barbra Streisand experiencing the “Streisand Effect”?
Obv higher than average, bc she’s a celebrity… but still.
Obv higher than average, bc she’s a celebrity… but still.
6-7 my ass gen alpha the fuck you know about random
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
6-7 my ass gen alpha the fuck you know about random
Depression is not a choice. But you CAN choose to be depressed in an interesting or cool way instead of a loser way.
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Depression is not a choice. But you CAN choose to be depressed in an interesting or cool way instead of a loser way.
If someone doesn’t have any hobbies…95% chance they compulsively masturbate
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If someone doesn’t have any hobbies…95% chance they compulsively masturbate