Rat Mortuis
@ratmortuis.bsky.social
Former military
Current healthcare
Generalist in knowledge
Specialist in work
Warning tweets will contain random traces of pets and a lot of Lego
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Current healthcare
Generalist in knowledge
Specialist in work
Warning tweets will contain random traces of pets and a lot of Lego
🇳🇿 🇬🇧
Black Friday is misnamed
Long Black Friday is more accurate, as it's been Friday for the last fortnight
Long Black Friday is more accurate, as it's been Friday for the last fortnight
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Black Friday is misnamed
Long Black Friday is more accurate, as it's been Friday for the last fortnight
Long Black Friday is more accurate, as it's been Friday for the last fortnight
I don't fitz but I still sitz
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I don't fitz but I still sitz
Weird how Aldi, Spar, Food town, Foodland and IGA somehow managed to open and supply 100s of sites in Australia whilst managing to meet this onerous Australasian standard
It's almost as if Seymour is talking bullshit again to justify his pointless Ministry
It's almost as if Seymour is talking bullshit again to justify his pointless Ministry
These guys are dangerous idiots. It's tiresome enough already having to read, and re-check, the labels on everything that I eat, and now they want to have me scan a QR code to get to that information.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Weird how Aldi, Spar, Food town, Foodland and IGA somehow managed to open and supply 100s of sites in Australia whilst managing to meet this onerous Australasian standard
It's almost as if Seymour is talking bullshit again to justify his pointless Ministry
It's almost as if Seymour is talking bullshit again to justify his pointless Ministry
Las Vegas need to hire a better welder
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Las Vegas need to hire a better welder
I AM going to sit here
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I AM going to sit here
My top 5 movie genres:
Bunnies
50/60s B movies
70s disaster movies
Kaiju
Anything starring Gene Wilder
Bunnies
50/60s B movies
70s disaster movies
Kaiju
Anything starring Gene Wilder
My top 5 movie genres:
1. J&B
2. Gothic
3. Noir
4. Space!
5. Roger Corman
1. J&B
2. Gothic
3. Noir
4. Space!
5. Roger Corman
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-"I got it, we'll *pretend* to be married! What could go wrong?"
-Englishmen being weird
-Ship hunted by submarine
-Submarine hunted by ship
-Submarine hunted by other submarine
(The first two can be improved by the addition of a submarine.)
-"I got it, we'll *pretend* to be married! What could go wrong?"
-Englishmen being weird
-Ship hunted by submarine
-Submarine hunted by ship
-Submarine hunted by other submarine
(The first two can be improved by the addition of a submarine.)
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My top 5 movie genres:
Bunnies
50/60s B movies
70s disaster movies
Kaiju
Anything starring Gene Wilder
Bunnies
50/60s B movies
70s disaster movies
Kaiju
Anything starring Gene Wilder
Just got home and found B19 has dismantled both of the e-scooters we have
Both had issues, one a motor,the other a probably fried BMS
He's currently swapping bits around and keeps looking at my welder
Either he's buggered something or has an idea regarding battery swaps
Both had issues, one a motor,the other a probably fried BMS
He's currently swapping bits around and keeps looking at my welder
Either he's buggered something or has an idea regarding battery swaps
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just got home and found B19 has dismantled both of the e-scooters we have
Both had issues, one a motor,the other a probably fried BMS
He's currently swapping bits around and keeps looking at my welder
Either he's buggered something or has an idea regarding battery swaps
Both had issues, one a motor,the other a probably fried BMS
He's currently swapping bits around and keeps looking at my welder
Either he's buggered something or has an idea regarding battery swaps
Perfect weather today for
Lamb and Mint casserole
Which didn't last long enough to be photographed
Accompanied with Corn on the Cob and smashed 'tatties
Lamb and Mint casserole
Which didn't last long enough to be photographed
Accompanied with Corn on the Cob and smashed 'tatties
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Perfect weather today for
Lamb and Mint casserole
Which didn't last long enough to be photographed
Accompanied with Corn on the Cob and smashed 'tatties
Lamb and Mint casserole
Which didn't last long enough to be photographed
Accompanied with Corn on the Cob and smashed 'tatties
Trying to relax outside
The fucking NIMBYs next door are debating Israel
There's a fuckwit who thinks carpet bombing the West Bank is an appropriate response to Hamas
Just given her an absolute blast as shes spouting Fox News bullshit
They've all slinked off inside
Making myself popular again
The fucking NIMBYs next door are debating Israel
There's a fuckwit who thinks carpet bombing the West Bank is an appropriate response to Hamas
Just given her an absolute blast as shes spouting Fox News bullshit
They've all slinked off inside
Making myself popular again
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Trying to relax outside
The fucking NIMBYs next door are debating Israel
There's a fuckwit who thinks carpet bombing the West Bank is an appropriate response to Hamas
Just given her an absolute blast as shes spouting Fox News bullshit
They've all slinked off inside
Making myself popular again
The fucking NIMBYs next door are debating Israel
There's a fuckwit who thinks carpet bombing the West Bank is an appropriate response to Hamas
Just given her an absolute blast as shes spouting Fox News bullshit
They've all slinked off inside
Making myself popular again
Simple question
Do I or don't I?
Do I or don't I?
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Simple question
Do I or don't I?
Do I or don't I?
How the fuck does a supermarket justify a 'sale' on food items?
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
How the fuck does a supermarket justify a 'sale' on food items?
Are you feeling lucky?
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Are you feeling lucky?
I don't recommend driving from Wellington to Auckland in one day
But if you do a Toyyota RAV 4 Hybrid is an excellent vehicle to do it in
Just over a half tank used hauling moi, B19 and a shit load of his belongings back here for the summer
But if you do a Toyyota RAV 4 Hybrid is an excellent vehicle to do it in
Just over a half tank used hauling moi, B19 and a shit load of his belongings back here for the summer
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I don't recommend driving from Wellington to Auckland in one day
But if you do a Toyyota RAV 4 Hybrid is an excellent vehicle to do it in
Just over a half tank used hauling moi, B19 and a shit load of his belongings back here for the summer
But if you do a Toyyota RAV 4 Hybrid is an excellent vehicle to do it in
Just over a half tank used hauling moi, B19 and a shit load of his belongings back here for the summer
Coffee and cake (2 types) probably wasn't the smartest breakfast choice
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Coffee and cake (2 types) probably wasn't the smartest breakfast choice
In a meeting about healthcare resources
It's meant to be about equity and ethical allocations alongside best practice usage
AND YET every presenter and discussion ends up talking about cutting costs
Fuck that
I'm making myself really unpopular by dragging the discussions back to the actual point
It's meant to be about equity and ethical allocations alongside best practice usage
AND YET every presenter and discussion ends up talking about cutting costs
Fuck that
I'm making myself really unpopular by dragging the discussions back to the actual point
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
In a meeting about healthcare resources
It's meant to be about equity and ethical allocations alongside best practice usage
AND YET every presenter and discussion ends up talking about cutting costs
Fuck that
I'm making myself really unpopular by dragging the discussions back to the actual point
It's meant to be about equity and ethical allocations alongside best practice usage
AND YET every presenter and discussion ends up talking about cutting costs
Fuck that
I'm making myself really unpopular by dragging the discussions back to the actual point
Oi Wellington
I requested sunshine
Where is it?
I requested sunshine
Where is it?
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oi Wellington
I requested sunshine
Where is it?
I requested sunshine
Where is it?
Stop blowing money up
I've a flight at 6am and I'd like to get some fucking sleep
Also lots of sirens in the area, so that bodes well
I've a flight at 6am and I'd like to get some fucking sleep
Also lots of sirens in the area, so that bodes well
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Stop blowing money up
I've a flight at 6am and I'd like to get some fucking sleep
Also lots of sirens in the area, so that bodes well
I've a flight at 6am and I'd like to get some fucking sleep
Also lots of sirens in the area, so that bodes well
How do I iron this?
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
How do I iron this?
Guess I'm not doing much for a whilel
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Guess I'm not doing much for a whilel
To anyone on the Great South Road over the last hour
The blue beemer blasting French EDM was me
Sorry, not sorry. It's too nice a day not to have the windows down and the music up
The blue beemer blasting French EDM was me
Sorry, not sorry. It's too nice a day not to have the windows down and the music up
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
To anyone on the Great South Road over the last hour
The blue beemer blasting French EDM was me
Sorry, not sorry. It's too nice a day not to have the windows down and the music up
The blue beemer blasting French EDM was me
Sorry, not sorry. It's too nice a day not to have the windows down and the music up
Ah, fireworks
Ffs, shut the fuck up
Ffs, shut the fuck up
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Ah, fireworks
Ffs, shut the fuck up
Ffs, shut the fuck up