@ratoonaab.bsky.social absurd side. if you found no funny in this acc pls refer to the main acc 👍👍 [scrapers account wont be followed back so pls refrain from following and interact with me, we good?]
my coworker informed me that there is a waste leak - from a pesticide factory - on a river near our old office (i meant most of us live there, but i dont) and that event fucked up the water supply
fishes also reported ded so i wish my coworkers a very healthy day by avoiding big sale on sea food
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 AM
my coworker informed me that there is a waste leak - from a pesticide factory - on a river near our old office (i meant most of us live there, but i dont) and that event fucked up the water supply
fishes also reported ded so i wish my coworkers a very healthy day by avoiding big sale on sea food
yesterday my little niece come to my house and so excited whenever i refilled my water bottle. i usually refill the bottle by opening the whole lid bc so it'd be less messy, but after i finished refilling and was abt to close the lid to the bottle, my little niece put HER HAND into the bottle.. 🙃
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 AM
yesterday my little niece come to my house and so excited whenever i refilled my water bottle. i usually refill the bottle by opening the whole lid bc so it'd be less messy, but after i finished refilling and was abt to close the lid to the bottle, my little niece put HER HAND into the bottle.. 🙃
in this goofy mood i want to master the ability to ragebait my mom but i remember there was a tale where some son got cursed into a stone for done bad things to his mom so i dont wanna do that unless im passionate enough to get cursed into a remote control
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 AM
in this goofy mood i want to master the ability to ragebait my mom but i remember there was a tale where some son got cursed into a stone for done bad things to his mom so i dont wanna do that unless im passionate enough to get cursed into a remote control
"ratoon we got a weird request like uhhh can you remove FEW people in this pic so it only focused on these two people" and after seeing the pic i think the elephant in the room isn't the crowd but a revealed tummy under the shirt. nah he's not fat, but his tummy is revealed when he sits
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 AM
"ratoon we got a weird request like uhhh can you remove FEW people in this pic so it only focused on these two people" and after seeing the pic i think the elephant in the room isn't the crowd but a revealed tummy under the shirt. nah he's not fat, but his tummy is revealed when he sits
i feel like skyrim and no man's sky (yes, two games which i play too religiously) has the same style of "after main quest ends". both games are literally tell us to do the f we want. "explore this vast galaxy. it's all yours" and "write the current time by yourself" are the same for me
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
i feel like skyrim and no man's sky (yes, two games which i play too religiously) has the same style of "after main quest ends". both games are literally tell us to do the f we want. "explore this vast galaxy. it's all yours" and "write the current time by yourself" are the same for me
my confusion started when i encountered bootleg imperial soldier and there is a dialogue option "I'm in Imperial Legion and i know you are not" like huh??? since when???
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
my confusion started when i encountered bootleg imperial soldier and there is a dialogue option "I'm in Imperial Legion and i know you are not" like huh??? since when???
ppl who working for loan app must be very experienced in criminals like my coworker literally just logged there without putting his wallet in and some unknown number contacts his relatives (including me) like "hey he's your brother right?? you better pay up his debt!" why the robbery 💀
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 AM
ppl who working for loan app must be very experienced in criminals like my coworker literally just logged there without putting his wallet in and some unknown number contacts his relatives (including me) like "hey he's your brother right?? you better pay up his debt!" why the robbery 💀