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🐀 We’re Rapido ♂ McLouis ♂ Rimor ♂ Tipi ♂ Pilote ♀ Fleurette ♀ Évasion ♀ We’re French rattoes, living with our hooman Mama Jo.
🏴‍☠️ Welcome to our account! Unless you’re Queerphobic/racist/etc, then get out.
FOOD! Wait-no food? Huh. Very disappointing.
-Tipi
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Destroying mama's slippers because why not?
-Evasion
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Hi, mama! Am just trying to get this specific blanket above my head for my nest. 😇
-Fleurette
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Ooohhh cleaning cage day!! Yay!! I halp!! 😄
-Pilote
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Uh? Oh! Hi mama! Am making my bed here.
-Fleurette
January 30, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Nooo! No scratches!!!
-Rapido

(I know, I need to clean their table. Black furniture is a very bad idea lol)
January 30, 2026 at 11:31 AM
If you can enter here? Hmm... Lemme think... No.
-Rimor (and McLouis)
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Mama will never find me here...
-Rimor
January 28, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Excuse me?? Food isn't served already??? No choice but do chomps then. It's the rules. Serve food please. (Or else I'll eat your keyboard.)
-a super hungry Rapido
January 27, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Reposted by Rattie City News
It's Rat Meme Monday and it's important to remember that despite whatever evidence you see in front of you, all rats are innocent until proven guilty by a jury of their peers.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Hi mama @peuf.bsky.social ! You're home early. Can I have some of your food, pretty please? Hah, thank you!
-a very polite Tipi
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 AM
No entry! Rats only! ✋🏻
-Tipi, McLouis and Rapido
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
TURN THE FLASH OFF oh my god!!!
-McLouis
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Can we go back to the cage? I need to nap.
-Rapido
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Flat rat.
-Rimor
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Synchronized boggling!
-McLouis & Rimor
January 20, 2026 at 10:39 AM
And why you're laughing?? 🙄
January 20, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Hecking hammock!!! Aaaahhhh STOOPING thing!!!
-McLouis
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
So, hum, I was wondering... At what time do we have dinner already?
-Rapido
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Also 2026 resolution: more mischief 😇
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
2026 resolution: more naps.
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
When mama has her breakfast, we to a big pile. We're very polite and don't steal her food.
-McLouis, Tipi and a very well hidden Rimor
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Just girls doing girls thing.
-Fleurette & Pilote
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Rattie City News
Pinky Bobo loves this hat so much.
If there was one big enough to fit a human in, you'd never leave it would you?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You're going to the supermarket? Don't forget the banana chips!
-Rapido & Rimor
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM