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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 20m

The lion wants to spend so much money on Pokémon cards

Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 23h

Idk who needs to hear this but if my work charger that I've used daily for 4 years can keep going every day then so can you

If you can't see this you really don't want to. The most despicable phone charger you'll ever lay eyes on.

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"SPACE KOOK" 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 1d

I overshared on the internet and now I feel weird.

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 1d

who up accidentally creating a perfect automatic siphon flow with they bendy straw while laying in they clean bed

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

Man who never knew the wii u was replaced with the switch:

"Man I sure hope they make a new wii u game this year"

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 2d

I understand it's solely a Canadian point of interest, but the leafs and jays both won yesterday and I'm taking it as a sign this will finally be our year to win something

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon character is making a funny face and says ahh gawwrsh .

ALT: a cartoon character is making a funny face and says ahh gawwrsh .

media.tenor.com

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 2d

listen to me. if I wasn't a pretty girl they would have put me to the sword years ago. my huge rack and long eyelashes are the only barrier between my pure unbridled social incompetence and emotional regulation issues, and the sword.

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 4d

Brutalism is when concrete and the more conk the Crete the more brutalismer it is

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 5d

I've consumed enough sushi for three grown adults today

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 11d

Unfortunately for the local second hand corporate chain they have overpriced some things that I want that will fit in my pocket

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 11d

Instead of killing myself I've gotten really into watching grown men open packs of Pokémon cards

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 15d

none pizza left beef? anyone?

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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 16d

it's the year 3000. you go outside and they rip your nuts off immediately

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 16d

Boss not here you know what that means

Stardew Valley On Tha Work Computer

A photo of a desktop monitor with the stardew valley main menu screen

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count jonkula @jonk.bsky.social · 21d

My body is a machine built for taking pills that make my body work

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 16d

Enough with the stereotype that autistic people are rigidly morally upright. My autism is EVIL and I am MORALLY INCORRECT and I love CRIME and FRAUD

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 16d

One thing about me is imma teeter on the brink

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Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net @ratsmcgee.bsky.social · 17d

secret time when I was a kid my mom kept her sewing stuff in an old after eight chocolate tin and my dumbass couldn't figure out how to get it open, so naturally I assumed it could only be opened after 8pm, which was unfortunately after my bedtime, and therefore I'd never know what was in it

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