Jonathan
@rawrdimus.bsky.social
Engineer. Math Teacher? Cartoon Robot.
the fact that I have not straight up quit thus far should be studied in education programs across the country
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the fact that I have not straight up quit thus far should be studied in education programs across the country
6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6….
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6, 6*7 =42, 4+2=6….
the quickest way to find your missing employee badge is to pay $25 for a new one
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the quickest way to find your missing employee badge is to pay $25 for a new one
it has been 80°F (27°C) or higher here for 77% of 2025 yet the more fascinating part is we never cracked 100°F (38°C)
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
it has been 80°F (27°C) or higher here for 77% of 2025 yet the more fascinating part is we never cracked 100°F (38°C)
we spent so many years making sure our worksheets didn’t have 69 anywhere we paid no attention to the 67s we used instead…
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
we spent so many years making sure our worksheets didn’t have 69 anywhere we paid no attention to the 67s we used instead…
nothing will be more hilarious that flying all the way to ISTE 2019 to attend a session on "classrooms of the future" only to see the exact classroom layout I'd been using since 2013
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
nothing will be more hilarious that flying all the way to ISTE 2019 to attend a session on "classrooms of the future" only to see the exact classroom layout I'd been using since 2013
T: *brings up The Oregon Trail*
S: what is this game
T: well when I was in 6th grade in 1994…
All Ss: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
S: what is this game
T: well when I was in 6th grade in 1994…
All Ss: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
T: *brings up The Oregon Trail*
S: what is this game
T: well when I was in 6th grade in 1994…
All Ss: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
S: what is this game
T: well when I was in 6th grade in 1994…
All Ss: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
I was required to [redacted] because of [redacted] but I can’t present an opinion of [redacted] because [redacted], which is [redacted].
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I was required to [redacted] because of [redacted] but I can’t present an opinion of [redacted] because [redacted], which is [redacted].
I would have to take 20 days off a school year for the next 10 school years to deplete my accrued PTO
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I would have to take 20 days off a school year for the next 10 school years to deplete my accrued PTO
T: and this is 19+19
S: I know what that is do you know
T: 38
S: good job, proud of you *fist bump*
S: I know what that is do you know
T: 38
S: good job, proud of you *fist bump*
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
T: and this is 19+19
S: I know what that is do you know
T: 38
S: good job, proud of you *fist bump*
S: I know what that is do you know
T: 38
S: good job, proud of you *fist bump*
In this 1:1 era I find myself making more copies than ever
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In this 1:1 era I find myself making more copies than ever
(can you tell I think geometry is the most boring thing on earth)
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
(can you tell I think geometry is the most boring thing on earth)
NEXT TIME ON TRIANGLES:
what if triangle INSIDE other triangle!?
what if triangle INSIDE other triangle!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
NEXT TIME ON TRIANGLES:
what if triangle INSIDE other triangle!?
what if triangle INSIDE other triangle!?
S1: ok so 4x - 17 = 5x + 14?
S2: yessssssss
S1: I was asking the guy that works here and teaches me, not you
S2: yessssssss
S1: I was asking the guy that works here and teaches me, not you
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
S1: ok so 4x - 17 = 5x + 14?
S2: yessssssss
S1: I was asking the guy that works here and teaches me, not you
S2: yessssssss
S1: I was asking the guy that works here and teaches me, not you
if I chose to make children believe the interior angles of a triangle added up to 190 I could make it so, but because I do not, I should be praised, be thankful I have not unleashed this curse into the world
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
if I chose to make children believe the interior angles of a triangle added up to 190 I could make it so, but because I do not, I should be praised, be thankful I have not unleashed this curse into the world
S: *singing poorly*
T: stop [S]
S: I’m just trying to sing
T: yeah but it’s not good
S: what if this is my dream to sing
T: we might need a new dream
T: stop [S]
S: I’m just trying to sing
T: yeah but it’s not good
S: what if this is my dream to sing
T: we might need a new dream
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
S: *singing poorly*
T: stop [S]
S: I’m just trying to sing
T: yeah but it’s not good
S: what if this is my dream to sing
T: we might need a new dream
T: stop [S]
S: I’m just trying to sing
T: yeah but it’s not good
S: what if this is my dream to sing
T: we might need a new dream
kids suffer in math in the morning not because it’s early but because their teacher doesn’t figure out the good way to explain things until after lunch
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
kids suffer in math in the morning not because it’s early but because their teacher doesn’t figure out the good way to explain things until after lunch
S: Mister what was your favorite y—
T: 2018
S: really b—
T: it’s not even a question, I’ve peaked, I’m sorry you met me on my down slide
T: 2018
S: really b—
T: it’s not even a question, I’ve peaked, I’m sorry you met me on my down slide
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
S: Mister what was your favorite y—
T: 2018
S: really b—
T: it’s not even a question, I’ve peaked, I’m sorry you met me on my down slide
T: 2018
S: really b—
T: it’s not even a question, I’ve peaked, I’m sorry you met me on my down slide
other fascinating discovery of the year because I don’t know what went wrong before they got to me:
3x + 10 = 8x - 17
Will get simplified by *many* children to
11x = -7
3x + 10 = 8x - 17
Will get simplified by *many* children to
11x = -7
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
other fascinating discovery of the year because I don’t know what went wrong before they got to me:
3x + 10 = 8x - 17
Will get simplified by *many* children to
11x = -7
3x + 10 = 8x - 17
Will get simplified by *many* children to
11x = -7
Geometry just needs to be two units:
* Yep, it adds to 180!
* Ok, but what if we cut it in half like THIS?
* Yep, it adds to 180!
* Ok, but what if we cut it in half like THIS?
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Geometry just needs to be two units:
* Yep, it adds to 180!
* Ok, but what if we cut it in half like THIS?
* Yep, it adds to 180!
* Ok, but what if we cut it in half like THIS?
if I'm elected mayor of NYC, no one in America will be allowed to have serious conversations on speakerphone in public places
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
if I'm elected mayor of NYC, no one in America will be allowed to have serious conversations on speakerphone in public places
college in the early 2000s was so quaint because so much was still analog (paper maps, landline dorm phones, big textbooks and handwritten notes) but it wasn't uncommon for people to have laptops and semester by semester more buildings got wifi
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
college in the early 2000s was so quaint because so much was still analog (paper maps, landline dorm phones, big textbooks and handwritten notes) but it wasn't uncommon for people to have laptops and semester by semester more buildings got wifi
S: help me
T: what if I don’t want to
S: but that’s your job
T: I quit
T: what if I don’t want to
S: but that’s your job
T: I quit
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
S: help me
T: what if I don’t want to
S: but that’s your job
T: I quit
T: what if I don’t want to
S: but that’s your job
T: I quit
does that stolen base get everyone in Canada free Tim Bits?
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
does that stolen base get everyone in Canada free Tim Bits?