Somehow more bald and hairy than ever.
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Somehow more bald and hairy than ever.
Ok so I just watched Ernest Saves Christmas and absolutely no disrespect to the man because he did but like BARELY
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ok so I just watched Ernest Saves Christmas and absolutely no disrespect to the man because he did but like BARELY
Gonna stop drinking water and start selling jewelry-quality kidney stones.
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Gonna stop drinking water and start selling jewelry-quality kidney stones.
So we just don’t have to pay taxes anymore, right? Now that the government is all pirates?
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
So we just don’t have to pay taxes anymore, right? Now that the government is all pirates?
Back to thinking Welcome to Derry is bad. I think i’m a moron in that my favorite movie is the last one I watched while high.
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Back to thinking Welcome to Derry is bad. I think i’m a moron in that my favorite movie is the last one I watched while high.
I recognize two genres of Christmas Song: “SHH, Jesus is trying to sleep!” songs, and “Santa’s been drinking” songs.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I recognize two genres of Christmas Song: “SHH, Jesus is trying to sleep!” songs, and “Santa’s been drinking” songs.
Trying to be on Bluesky more where I can post something like “Cinnamon Buns rock!” Without the app sending direct notifications to @CinnamonbunJusticeFoundation @ChristiansAgainstCinnamonBuns and @CinnabuttzOhio
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Trying to be on Bluesky more where I can post something like “Cinnamon Buns rock!” Without the app sending direct notifications to @CinnamonbunJusticeFoundation @ChristiansAgainstCinnamonBuns and @CinnabuttzOhio
“And up next is the balloon commemorating GUN! Whether it’s firing at a suspicious teen for ringing your doorbell on accident or shooting yourself in the dick while making a QuickDraw video for TikTok I think we can all agree that America is GUN and GUN is America.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“And up next is the balloon commemorating GUN! Whether it’s firing at a suspicious teen for ringing your doorbell on accident or shooting yourself in the dick while making a QuickDraw video for TikTok I think we can all agree that America is GUN and GUN is America.”
Kash Patel always looks like he just woke up from doing cocaine in his sleep.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Kash Patel always looks like he just woke up from doing cocaine in his sleep.
There should be a plane where everyone can lie down. And there should also be a dog on the plane. And I need a glass of water.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
There should be a plane where everyone can lie down. And there should also be a dog on the plane. And I need a glass of water.
Hey, people who don’t open the shade when the plane is landing; what the fuck is wrong with you!?!
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hey, people who don’t open the shade when the plane is landing; what the fuck is wrong with you!?!
“Most GOOD gyro meat comes from a smoking hole in the desert; harvested by mute men with long knives. The rest, i can assure you is either cursed, conjured or entirely fictional.”
- Colonel Sanders (opium years)
- Colonel Sanders (opium years)
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“Most GOOD gyro meat comes from a smoking hole in the desert; harvested by mute men with long knives. The rest, i can assure you is either cursed, conjured or entirely fictional.”
- Colonel Sanders (opium years)
- Colonel Sanders (opium years)
“Boarding group Z you are now invited to cling to the belly of the plane like rats.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Boarding group Z you are now invited to cling to the belly of the plane like rats.”
All male podcast about avoiding personal responsibility.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
All male podcast about avoiding personal responsibility.
I wouldn’t mind seeing ads for Acorn TV if the ads weren’t so insistent that Acorn TV is a real thing that we already all know about.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I wouldn’t mind seeing ads for Acorn TV if the ads weren’t so insistent that Acorn TV is a real thing that we already all know about.
It’s over. Inform the hoes.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s over. Inform the hoes.
CASTING CALL: Metamucil - Casting someone who looks like they blast major deuces. I’m talking huge, meatloaf-for-a-family-of-six, find-it-fossilized-in-a-million-years-style sizzlers. DO NOT respond unless you can provide an absolutely feral growler on command. Improv skills a plus.
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
CASTING CALL: Metamucil - Casting someone who looks like they blast major deuces. I’m talking huge, meatloaf-for-a-family-of-six, find-it-fossilized-in-a-million-years-style sizzlers. DO NOT respond unless you can provide an absolutely feral growler on command. Improv skills a plus.
You guys ever take acid? That shit sucks!
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You guys ever take acid? That shit sucks!
Starting to consider the remote possibility that I’m not a great hang. Question: do people want more lizard facts, or less?
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Starting to consider the remote possibility that I’m not a great hang. Question: do people want more lizard facts, or less?
How do I get a viral skeet? I think I’d be really good at it!
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
How do I get a viral skeet? I think I’d be really good at it!
The thing is, at the end of the day, I just don’t want to look at Jared Leto if I don’t have to.
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The thing is, at the end of the day, I just don’t want to look at Jared Leto if I don’t have to.
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Okay now that the wedding is done I can finally post these amazing illustrations @razorlou.bsky.social did of the dogs
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Okay now that the wedding is done I can finally post these amazing illustrations @razorlou.bsky.social did of the dogs
BREAKING: White House Halloween ball in jeopardy as RFK Jr. announces “Skeletons not real; can’t get you”
September 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
BREAKING: White House Halloween ball in jeopardy as RFK Jr. announces “Skeletons not real; can’t get you”
Huge year for morons.
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Huge year for morons.