Richard Blandford
@rblandford.bsky.social
Author of wrong fiction. #actuallyautistic richardblandford.blogspot.co.uk New novel My Life in Orbit out now.
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Richard Blandford
@rblandford.bsky.social
· Jan 26
My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
Someone should have told Lord Montagu he had too many fucking cars.
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Someone should have told Lord Montagu he had too many fucking cars.
This budget has been trailed more than Peter Jackson's Get Back.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This budget has been trailed more than Peter Jackson's Get Back.
The heart is a lonely hunter, as is Elmer Fudd.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The heart is a lonely hunter, as is Elmer Fudd.
Buckfast at Tiffany's.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Buckfast at Tiffany's.
Guy at Disneyland, angry at the lack of Candleshoe content.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Guy at Disneyland, angry at the lack of Candleshoe content.
At the end of every Conjuring film the Scooby Gang should turn up and prove that it's all a hoax.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
At the end of every Conjuring film the Scooby Gang should turn up and prove that it's all a hoax.
Anthology 4 proves that the Beatles invariably released the right takes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Anthology 4 proves that the Beatles invariably released the right takes.
Preferred Suede when Bernard Bresslaw was in them.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Preferred Suede when Bernard Bresslaw was in them.
John Travolta should have carried the paint can for the entire movie.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
John Travolta should have carried the paint can for the entire movie.
A Venn diagram of people who love Doctor Who and people who hate Doctor Who would be a perfect circle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A Venn diagram of people who love Doctor Who and people who hate Doctor Who would be a perfect circle.
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Or worse, if rooms have been repurposed. A most unwelcome spectacle in the dining room.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Or worse, if rooms have been repurposed. A most unwelcome spectacle in the dining room.
I reckon if Stone Tape Theory was real you'd see ghosts in your bathroom wiping their bottoms.
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I reckon if Stone Tape Theory was real you'd see ghosts in your bathroom wiping their bottoms.
Sixty-two years since Doctor Who couldn't be fucked to go back in time one day and stop the Kennedy assassination.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Sixty-two years since Doctor Who couldn't be fucked to go back in time one day and stop the Kennedy assassination.
The Boys Brigade say I'm too old now and I have to stop going but I won't.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The Boys Brigade say I'm too old now and I have to stop going but I won't.
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Please consider giving my latest novel as a Christmas present. They may not like it, but they'll at least respect it.
My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Please consider giving my latest novel as a Christmas present. They may not like it, but they'll at least respect it.
That new Lily Allen album, but it's Paula Abdul singing about MC Skat Kat.
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
That new Lily Allen album, but it's Paula Abdul singing about MC Skat Kat.
Imagine if they invented the Star Trek transporter. People would always just be 'popping round'. It would be a nightmare.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Imagine if they invented the Star Trek transporter. People would always just be 'popping round'. It would be a nightmare.
Shame Steps never collaborated with garage rock revitalists the Stairs.
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Shame Steps never collaborated with garage rock revitalists the Stairs.
Unexpected use of the word 'threshold' by the Tesco delivery man.
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Unexpected use of the word 'threshold' by the Tesco delivery man.
Uncanny will be revealed to be a sex cult with the ultimate aim of interbreeding Team Sceptic and Team Believer.
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Uncanny will be revealed to be a sex cult with the ultimate aim of interbreeding Team Sceptic and Team Believer.
I need a new hobby that has nothing to do with anything I've done before but also doesn't require learning any new information or skills.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I need a new hobby that has nothing to do with anything I've done before but also doesn't require learning any new information or skills.
Upon my turning 50, the NHS is incredibly interested in my wellbeing and demanding samples from any orifice going. This is after five decades of them not giving a shit, with any diagnoses of major conditions entirely coming off the back of my own detective work.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Upon my turning 50, the NHS is incredibly interested in my wellbeing and demanding samples from any orifice going. This is after five decades of them not giving a shit, with any diagnoses of major conditions entirely coming off the back of my own detective work.
American Psycho, but he's really into Andre Rieu.
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
American Psycho, but he's really into Andre Rieu.