Conrad's Crawling Out of the Turkey
@rdaweso.me
One of those Pokémon bisexuals on the internet
Profile image created by @skyberia.bsky.social
Profile image created by @skyberia.bsky.social
Pinned
Every great book or trashy movie or janky game mechanic you've ever experienced is part of your soul now, and you can't review scale your soul against the weight of a feather. Instead of trying to rate its quality, how about you figure out what new landscapes it introduced to your interior world
Reposted by Conrad's Crawling Out of the Turkey
Fia and Conrad *both* yell at me when I don't promote my writing so here goes. Got a new chapter up of my current running webnovel. Up to chapter 9 on Scribblehub, with early access to the next two chapters available on my patreon. www.scribblehub.com/series/18912...
The Ashen-Furred Comet Smiles Warmly
It's impossible to know what Nozomi felt as she was hurtling through the sky, if she felt anything at all. She'd fallen so far, ripped away from everything she'd ever known without the slightest clue ...
www.scribblehub.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Fia and Conrad *both* yell at me when I don't promote my writing so here goes. Got a new chapter up of my current running webnovel. Up to chapter 9 on Scribblehub, with early access to the next two chapters available on my patreon. www.scribblehub.com/series/18912...
My opinion about pie is that sometimes I also get the urge to say some inflammatory opinions because if my mentions keep popping off, I can pretend lots of people want my attention and it feels like it should curb the loneliness a little bit
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
My opinion about pie is that sometimes I also get the urge to say some inflammatory opinions because if my mentions keep popping off, I can pretend lots of people want my attention and it feels like it should curb the loneliness a little bit
Reposted by Conrad's Crawling Out of the Turkey
end of the month is coming up and I can't afford rent. I'm deeply ashamed to have to beg people online but here we are
I kind of hate to do this but I got an unexpected late hospital bill AND I got paid 25% less on my last paycheck due to admin fuckups.
if anyone can spare a dollar or so that'd be grand. I'm short about €500 this month so anything will help :)
www.paypal.me/LexiRey89
if anyone can spare a dollar or so that'd be grand. I'm short about €500 this month so anything will help :)
www.paypal.me/LexiRey89
Pay Alexis Reynaert using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/LexiRey89 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
end of the month is coming up and I can't afford rent. I'm deeply ashamed to have to beg people online but here we are
Borrowed a coworker's desk on Friday and they had a portrait oriented monitor... I do not understand how that is better at enough things to justify its existence
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Borrowed a coworker's desk on Friday and they had a portrait oriented monitor... I do not understand how that is better at enough things to justify its existence
No. I don't have to so I will not
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
No. I don't have to so I will not
I dunno about all this puppygirl stuff I see online but I do relate to the canine impulse to crawl under the porch to either nurse my wounds or die
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I dunno about all this puppygirl stuff I see online but I do relate to the canine impulse to crawl under the porch to either nurse my wounds or die
An annoying bit of product reviewing games is that it'll absolutely convince you a good game is bad. People saying games are art then discounting a whole game because the windows would read Moby-Dick and be like "you can tell it's a good book because of how much detail he used to describe the whale"
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
An annoying bit of product reviewing games is that it'll absolutely convince you a good game is bad. People saying games are art then discounting a whole game because the windows would read Moby-Dick and be like "you can tell it's a good book because of how much detail he used to describe the whale"
Today is the anniversary of my dead dad's birth. He was alive when he was born and kept that streak up for every year until he quit cold turkey
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Today is the anniversary of my dead dad's birth. He was alive when he was born and kept that streak up for every year until he quit cold turkey
This guy I emailed about puppet clothes is so thirsty, he already responded then sent a second response with the same info, but addressing me by name instead of a generic greeting
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This guy I emailed about puppet clothes is so thirsty, he already responded then sent a second response with the same info, but addressing me by name instead of a generic greeting
Referring to the "Am I the only one?" from Backstreet's Back as ludonarrative dissonance because there are 5 of them
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Referring to the "Am I the only one?" from Backstreet's Back as ludonarrative dissonance because there are 5 of them
Just to clarify, you mean a chapter of The Ashen-Furred Comet Smiles Warmly, your furry slice of life romance novel that has a new chapter every week on your scribblehub, or a week early on Patreon for only $5? Is that the one you meant?
Almost forgot to upload a chapter today whoooooooops
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just to clarify, you mean a chapter of The Ashen-Furred Comet Smiles Warmly, your furry slice of life romance novel that has a new chapter every week on your scribblehub, or a week early on Patreon for only $5? Is that the one you meant?
Waiting until the exact second a meeting starts to go in so I don't have to do small talk while waiting
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Waiting until the exact second a meeting starts to go in so I don't have to do small talk while waiting
Tons of good releases this year. Game of the year easily could be split between Dynasty Warriors Origins, Khazan, Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma, Silent Hill f, Pokemon Legends Z-A, and maybe some stuff that hasn't come out yet
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Tons of good releases this year. Game of the year easily could be split between Dynasty Warriors Origins, Khazan, Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma, Silent Hill f, Pokemon Legends Z-A, and maybe some stuff that hasn't come out yet
I think I remember how to do this at the Korean barbecue
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think I remember how to do this at the Korean barbecue
*driving to work* Is EVERY light trying to stop me?? *leaving my phone on my desk while I go to the bathroom* Um... there's something important back there. Are you sure we don't need that?
*filling out my time card* How about we DON'T forget to add my time off?
*filling out my time card* How about we DON'T forget to add my time off?
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
*driving to work* Is EVERY light trying to stop me?? *leaving my phone on my desk while I go to the bathroom* Um... there's something important back there. Are you sure we don't need that?
*filling out my time card* How about we DON'T forget to add my time off?
*filling out my time card* How about we DON'T forget to add my time off?
I do think that em-dashes becoming seen as a sign of LLM writing is a good thing, because too many mediocre writers made using them their personality with the same enthusiasm as people who pretend bad grammar physically hurts them
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I do think that em-dashes becoming seen as a sign of LLM writing is a good thing, because too many mediocre writers made using them their personality with the same enthusiasm as people who pretend bad grammar physically hurts them
Reposted by Conrad's Crawling Out of the Turkey
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
You're too shy to self-promote your weekly chapter drops for your furry slice of life story The Ashen-Furred Comet Smiles Warmly? You mean the one that you can read a week early through Patreon for only $5?? Damn, that sucks, because I bet fans of wlw slice of life fiction would be really into it
I'm notoriously terrible at self-promotion but this has taken me to new lows. I'm publishing a chapter every week I just say nothing because I'm shy :3
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You're too shy to self-promote your weekly chapter drops for your furry slice of life story The Ashen-Furred Comet Smiles Warmly? You mean the one that you can read a week early through Patreon for only $5?? Damn, that sucks, because I bet fans of wlw slice of life fiction would be really into it
Calling tab bankruptcy at work and closing over 40 tabs just because I can't look at it anymore
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Calling tab bankruptcy at work and closing over 40 tabs just because I can't look at it anymore
I like hanging out with my friends
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I like hanging out with my friends
If you just like shinies and that's the way you want to do it, it's fine, but I don't think that using the AFK method is shiny hunting
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you just like shinies and that's the way you want to do it, it's fine, but I don't think that using the AFK method is shiny hunting
Fia nominated for Goon Queen of 2025
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Fia nominated for Goon Queen of 2025
We're back, babey
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
We're back, babey
I think it's time for me to accept... Feraligatr just doesn't serve the team for me in PVP
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I think it's time for me to accept... Feraligatr just doesn't serve the team for me in PVP