Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
Leader of Cobra [we/they]
Viva la resistance
If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me.
I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
Viva la resistance
If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me.
I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
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Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
· Sep 28
It may be a little early, but fuck it, I'll throw my mask into the 2028 presidential race.
Cobra supports eliminating the billionaire class, cutting military expenditure by 90%, universal Healthcare, $25/hr minimum wage, $2000 a month universal basic income, and a capital gains tax
Cobra supports eliminating the billionaire class, cutting military expenditure by 90%, universal Healthcare, $25/hr minimum wage, $2000 a month universal basic income, and a capital gains tax
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They think we’re all so stupid
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They think we’re all so stupid
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Treating 15-year-old girls as “women” erases the reality of childhood and can normalize sexualization of minors.
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Treating 15-year-old girls as “women” erases the reality of childhood and can normalize sexualization of minors.
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
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Trump can release all of the Epstein files/victim interviews/sex videos/proof now!
Trump does not need a vote from Congress to release the Epstein proof.
I want Congress to vote on the release anyway so it boxes in Trump.
OTOH - Look for a new investigation from the DOJ to prevent the release.
Trump does not need a vote from Congress to release the Epstein proof.
I want Congress to vote on the release anyway so it boxes in Trump.
OTOH - Look for a new investigation from the DOJ to prevent the release.
a man in a blue shirt and a pink tie is standing next to another man in a suit .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and a pink tie is standing next to another man in a suit .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Trump can release all of the Epstein files/victim interviews/sex videos/proof now!
Trump does not need a vote from Congress to release the Epstein proof.
I want Congress to vote on the release anyway so it boxes in Trump.
OTOH - Look for a new investigation from the DOJ to prevent the release.
Trump does not need a vote from Congress to release the Epstein proof.
I want Congress to vote on the release anyway so it boxes in Trump.
OTOH - Look for a new investigation from the DOJ to prevent the release.
Repeat after Cobra
"Do not associate with Nazis, unless you're a fucking nazi yourself"
"Do not associate with Nazis, unless you're a fucking nazi yourself"
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Repeat after Cobra
"Do not associate with Nazis, unless you're a fucking nazi yourself"
"Do not associate with Nazis, unless you're a fucking nazi yourself"
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November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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I miss Ann.
She was the last sane voice of leadership Texas had.
She was the last sane voice of leadership Texas had.
Thank you @hopeful66.bsky.social for adding me to the Sunday Night Pride Pack 💙👊🏻
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I miss Ann.
She was the last sane voice of leadership Texas had.
She was the last sane voice of leadership Texas had.
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"I'm the best eater."
Um, ok then, why is your beard and mustache all the same color?
Why? Tell me why.
Um, ok then, why is your beard and mustache all the same color?
Why? Tell me why.
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"I'm the best eater."
Um, ok then, why is your beard and mustache all the same color?
Why? Tell me why.
Um, ok then, why is your beard and mustache all the same color?
Why? Tell me why.
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I at the point I am sick of seeing dick and it not being attached to someone that is mine. 😮💨
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I at the point I am sick of seeing dick and it not being attached to someone that is mine. 😮💨
This old fuck needs to be identified and investigated for the children he's obviously raped
Why These MAGA Asshole Deserve Zero Sympathy.
They are Awful People.
They are Awful People.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This old fuck needs to be identified and investigated for the children he's obviously raped
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Jeffrey Epstein survivors released a new video urging Congress to vote to release the Epstein files
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Jeffrey Epstein survivors released a new video urging Congress to vote to release the Epstein files
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Epstein survivors just dropped a powerful message for Congress, and it hits like a warning: no more waiting, the truth is coming, ready or not.
Watch till the end
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@houserepublicans.bsky.social
Watch till the end
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@houserepublicans.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Epstein survivors just dropped a powerful message for Congress, and it hits like a warning: no more waiting, the truth is coming, ready or not.
Watch till the end
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@houserepublicans.bsky.social
Watch till the end
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@houserepublicans.bsky.social
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Did you catch all of that?!
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Did you catch all of that?!
A Nazi doesn't simply stop being a Nazi by sometimes going against the nazi grain.
A Nazi only stops being a Nazi when it ceases to be alive
A Nazi only stops being a Nazi when it ceases to be alive
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A Nazi doesn't simply stop being a Nazi by sometimes going against the nazi grain.
A Nazi only stops being a Nazi when it ceases to be alive
A Nazi only stops being a Nazi when it ceases to be alive
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This would be historic, as no one would ever think a majority controlled GOP house would ever have the numbers to impeach one of their own.
I'll believe this when it actually happens. Until then, this is just clickbait
I'll believe this when it actually happens. Until then, this is just clickbait
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This would be historic, as no one would ever think a majority controlled GOP house would ever have the numbers to impeach one of their own.
I'll believe this when it actually happens. Until then, this is just clickbait
I'll believe this when it actually happens. Until then, this is just clickbait
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Let’s go …
Prosecute ALL the sex offenders in the #Epstein files!
Not just the ones the Felon US President doesn’t like.
Prosecute ALL the sex offenders in the #Epstein files!
Not just the ones the Felon US President doesn’t like.
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Let’s go …
Prosecute ALL the sex offenders in the #Epstein files!
Not just the ones the Felon US President doesn’t like.
Prosecute ALL the sex offenders in the #Epstein files!
Not just the ones the Felon US President doesn’t like.
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Being the least bad Nazi in the Nazi party just means you're still a fucking Nazi. The only improvement is that you can show remorse when you march people into the death chamber.
"My bad, bro. Sorry, I gotta murder you. Hope ya have a nice day, bro.
Fuck this nazi bitch
"My bad, bro. Sorry, I gotta murder you. Hope ya have a nice day, bro.
Fuck this nazi bitch
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Being the least bad Nazi in the Nazi party just means you're still a fucking Nazi. The only improvement is that you can show remorse when you march people into the death chamber.
"My bad, bro. Sorry, I gotta murder you. Hope ya have a nice day, bro.
Fuck this nazi bitch
"My bad, bro. Sorry, I gotta murder you. Hope ya have a nice day, bro.
Fuck this nazi bitch
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I get fucked hard when I'm on the bike -> via more about girl >> #homemade#hardcore#brutal#amateur#porn#AmateurCouple#BigAss#Cumshots#Fucking
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I get fucked hard when I'm on the bike -> via more about girl >> #homemade#hardcore#brutal#amateur#porn#AmateurCouple#BigAss#Cumshots#Fucking
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