Donald J. Drumpf
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social
Now on Bluesky! The original Drumpf on Twitter 2013-24. Named one of the best Trump parodies by Time, Wired, Mashable, etc. buymeacoffee.com/realdonaldrumpf and https://realdonaldrumpf.substack.com
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I AM OUTRAGED THAT MY HAND-PICKED SUPREME COURT IS REFUSING TO HEAR THE APPEAL OF GHISLAINE MAXWELL, WHO INTRODUCED ME TO SO MANY YOUNG GIRLS THAT I CAN NO LONGER KEEP COUNT OF THEM SINCE PAM BONDI LOST THE FILES!
Today I very powerfully pardoned two VERY Expensive turkeys. One was named Bitcoin Scammer. The other was called Gorge Scam-toes.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Today I very powerfully pardoned two VERY Expensive turkeys. One was named Bitcoin Scammer. The other was called Gorge Scam-toes.
REPORTS THAT I MIGHT FIRE KA$H PATEL FOR REPEATEDLY STEALING A GOVERNMENT PLANE ARE FAKE NEWS! HE ASSURED ME HE WAS USING THE PLANE FOR A GOOD REASON THAT BEGINS WITH P AND ENDS WITH USSY. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS! www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Trump, Patel issue response after report claims the president may fire FBI director
‘I read the headline to the President and he laughed,’ a White House spokesperson said.
www.the-independent.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
REPORTS THAT I MIGHT FIRE KA$H PATEL FOR REPEATEDLY STEALING A GOVERNMENT PLANE ARE FAKE NEWS! HE ASSURED ME HE WAS USING THE PLANE FOR A GOOD REASON THAT BEGINS WITH P AND ENDS WITH USSY. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS! www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
IF APPOINTING LINDSEY HALLIGAN WAS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
IF APPOINTING LINDSEY HALLIGAN WAS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!
DOGE has been disbanded so there's nothing we can do to stop Kash's waste, fraud and abuse!
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
DOGE has been disbanded so there's nothing we can do to stop Kash's waste, fraud and abuse!
Marco Rubio would not lie to you, believe me! America totally wrote the Ukraine Peace Plan. I'll let Little Marco explain why the first draft was in Russian. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
Rubio Insists U.S. Authored the Ukraine Peace Plan
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Marco Rubio would not lie to you, believe me! America totally wrote the Ukraine Peace Plan. I'll let Little Marco explain why the first draft was in Russian. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT THIS EPSTEIN VICTIM IS SAYING, EVEN IF IT MATCHES EXACTLY WHAT THE UK'S SUNDAY MIRROR REPORTED IN 1997!
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT READ AND SHARE THIS: unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/traf...
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT READ AND SHARE THIS: unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/traf...
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT THIS EPSTEIN VICTIM IS SAYING, EVEN IF IT MATCHES EXACTLY WHAT THE UK'S SUNDAY MIRROR REPORTED IN 1997!
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT READ AND SHARE THIS: unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/traf...
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT READ AND SHARE THIS: unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/traf...
On the advice of Mike Pence, Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will not be in Congress next January 6th.
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
On the advice of Mike Pence, Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will not be in Congress next January 6th.
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
I pardoned "The Ponzi Guy" and he turned around and screwed more victims and then Alina Habba, too. Sad! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/n...
A Fraudster Pardoned by Trump Gets 37 Years for Running Ponzi Scheme
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I pardoned "The Ponzi Guy" and he turned around and screwed more victims and then Alina Habba, too. Sad! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/n...
As we build our powerful new "model" army of manly men with fully functional micropenises and fashionable tattoos, the swastika will now be seen as a bonding symbol for our new recruits! Thank you for your attention to this matter! wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
As we build our powerful new "model" army of manly men with fully functional micropenises and fashionable tattoos, the swastika will now be seen as a bonding symbol for our new recruits! Thank you for your attention to this matter! wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
He has asked Megyn Kelly to represent him in court.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
He has asked Megyn Kelly to represent him in court.
NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE CRIMES OF JEFFREY EPSTEIN THAN ME! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/trum...
Trump's Confession
By overruling Bondi and Patel and directing them to re-open the Epstein case, Trump confessed he knew of crimes they had overlooked.
unprecedented.ghost.io
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE CRIMES OF JEFFREY EPSTEIN THAN ME! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/trum...
Release the Epstein Files! But please stop talking about all the love I've shown to sex trafficking pimp Andrew Tate! www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Release the Epstein Files! But please stop talking about all the love I've shown to sex trafficking pimp Andrew Tate! www.propublica.org/article/andr...
We must not embarrass a guest in the Oval Office! (Unless he's an ally in a war with Russia.) www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Trump defends Saudi crown prince over Khashoggi killing, claiming he ‘knew nothing about it’ and ‘things happen’ - live
President contradicts US intelligence over killing of regime critic with remarks during Oval Office meeting with Mohammed bin Salman
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We must not embarrass a guest in the Oval Office! (Unless he's an ally in a war with Russia.) www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
THE EPSTEIN FILES ARE A HOAX!
UNLESS PAM BONDI FINALLY AGREES TO "FOLLOW THE MONEY" AND INVESTIGATE JP MORGAN CHASE (*EXCLUDING ANY REAL ESTATE DEALS IN FLORIDA)! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/a-st...
UNLESS PAM BONDI FINALLY AGREES TO "FOLLOW THE MONEY" AND INVESTIGATE JP MORGAN CHASE (*EXCLUDING ANY REAL ESTATE DEALS IN FLORIDA)! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/a-st...
"A Staggering Miscarriage of Justice"
DOJ won't follow the money. Does it know where it leads?
unprecedented.ghost.io
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
THE EPSTEIN FILES ARE A HOAX!
UNLESS PAM BONDI FINALLY AGREES TO "FOLLOW THE MONEY" AND INVESTIGATE JP MORGAN CHASE (*EXCLUDING ANY REAL ESTATE DEALS IN FLORIDA)! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/a-st...
UNLESS PAM BONDI FINALLY AGREES TO "FOLLOW THE MONEY" AND INVESTIGATE JP MORGAN CHASE (*EXCLUDING ANY REAL ESTATE DEALS IN FLORIDA)! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/a-st...
I spent so many wonderful Larry Summers' days hanging out with topless girls by Jeffrey Epstein's pool. #enigmasneverage
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I spent so many wonderful Larry Summers' days hanging out with topless girls by Jeffrey Epstein's pool. #enigmasneverage
I think I've been using 'traitor' wrong.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I think I've been using 'traitor' wrong.
WE MUST RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES WHILE THE INTERNET IS DOWN!
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
WE MUST RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES WHILE THE INTERNET IS DOWN!
I am suing Saturday Night Live for $300 billion for this deceptively edited but factually accurate video!
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am suing Saturday Night Live for $300 billion for this deceptively edited but factually accurate video!
I am withdrawing my endorsement of "Lunatic" Marjorie Taylor Greene who has GONE OFF THE DEEP END with her "Wacky" idea that rich white men should not be allowed to rape children anymore. Ridiculous! #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I am withdrawing my endorsement of "Lunatic" Marjorie Taylor Greene who has GONE OFF THE DEEP END with her "Wacky" idea that rich white men should not be allowed to rape children anymore. Ridiculous! #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
PAM: I have reviewed over 30 statements and Reddit posts that make it clear Hillary Clinton is running a child sex trafficking ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant! Forget about Comey, "Shifty" Schiff and Leticia! Give #Pizzagate your full attention! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/dirt...
Dirty Work
In attacking Biden, the media and the GOP are gladly doing Putin's job for him.
unprecedented.ghost.io
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
PAM: I have reviewed over 30 statements and Reddit posts that make it clear Hillary Clinton is running a child sex trafficking ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant! Forget about Comey, "Shifty" Schiff and Leticia! Give #Pizzagate your full attention! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/dirt...
Many people are saying this.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Many people are saying this.
The first rule of literal child sex trafficking ring is you do not talk about literal child sex trafficking ring. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The first rule of literal child sex trafficking ring is you do not talk about literal child sex trafficking ring. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Accurate.
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Accurate.
Lauren Boebert has assured me that she will always stand with victims! Luckily, I was able to convince her that I am the biggest victim, having been born with a penis that has a mind of its own. Thank you, Lauren, for your attention to this matter! abcnews.go.com/US/top-offic...
Top administration officials met with Boebert about House vote on release of Epstein files: Sources
Top administration officials met with Rep. Lauren Boebert Wednesday about the effort to force a vote on the release of DOJ's Epstein files, sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Lauren Boebert has assured me that she will always stand with victims! Luckily, I was able to convince her that I am the biggest victim, having been born with a penis that has a mind of its own. Thank you, Lauren, for your attention to this matter! abcnews.go.com/US/top-offic...