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I ordered one running tank top and all of my ads are hot shirtless runners now, this is both a blessing and a curse considering how much scrolling on my phone I'm doing in the office today

ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 1d

(that's not true RHOP has been good off and on)

ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 1d

It's not a good Housewives franchise until at least one housewife commits fraud

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Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 2d

Good thing tomorrow is fat cock Friday so we can finally find out who is really autistic and who has been lying this entire time!

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

decided to make brownies right now despite my bedtime being in like 30 minutes

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

I think I need to go lie down

ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

me realizing red came out more than 10 years ago ...

a close up of an older woman 's face with her eyes closed and her hand on her neck .

ALT: a close up of an older woman 's face with her eyes closed and her hand on her neck .

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

Also! Tim McGraw is a classic

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

I loved Red 😭

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

I do still find Gina funny tho

ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

is it okay to bully her now

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 2d

Taylor Swift announces ‘The Life of a Showgirl (Deluxe So Punk On The Internet Version).’

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

RHOC really fell off for me when they bullied Katie into not filming

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

oh but I like the sauce 😭

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

😭😭😭😭😭

ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

on? 😭

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

should I get Raising Cane's for dinner

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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 2d

I like wearing tank top undershirts bc they make my body feel more defined than it actually is lol