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realitybased2000
@realitybased2000.bsky.social
Serial platform refugee (tumblr, xtube, twitter). 48 yo, 5'9" SW: 190, CW: 375, GW: was 350, now ??? Fat, married, dog dad.
They Might Be Giants
Phish
Nine Inch Nails
Radiohead
Pendulum
... and now I've dated myself 🤣
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times

Portishead
Sonic Youth
The Stooges
Swans
Butthole Surfers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

• The Wonder Years (a Halloween show where they covered Limp Bizkit)
• Linkin Park (my first big arena show)
• Pinback (Autumn of the Seraphs 10 year anniversary)
• Carly Rae Jepsen (Dedicated tour)
• HEALTH (Dark Territory 2023 tour)
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Most used emojis of 2025. One is a clear winner.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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A cheeky before and after.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Pig vs Bull
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Went to a new barber shop yesterday and didn't fit in their chairs. This is me pondering if I might be starting to get fat.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Full of taco bell for after dnd reward. I need more. Still horngry 🐷 someone needs to being me more food so I don't have to get up again
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
At that hotel again, so time for an update with the old swimsuit. Still fits, right?
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Sag
August 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Feeling the daddy coming out tonight. Hotel hate.
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Nub.
September 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
In 4 days with our new Bl@ckstone, we've made smash burgers, crunch wraps, cheesesteaks, massive breakfast. My passion for eating has been reignited. Last night after 2 cheesesteaks I was wishing I had a third. 🐷
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Sized out of even the big and tall stores… (8xl)
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Dang when did I get so soft? Real shame nobody’s got their face pressed into all this while I eat donuts 😮‍💨
September 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Pumpking
August 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I really should not have been hiding that chin.
August 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gut was feeling particularly heavy in my lap, so I wanted to investigate. I think I'm getting close to looking fat... still not quite there.
August 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Biggervegas2025
July 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Letting the fan dry my rolls after a cool shower.
July 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It said "Your food choices could not be tied to any one social class." 🐷 www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/...
July 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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After gym musk is turning me on too much today 🐷
June 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Us at Pride 2017 vs 2025 😮‍💨
June 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Well I just so happened to make these today so congratulations on your excellent and horny timing
June 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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This is what 450lbs of pure pig performance looks like. No more deviation in the scales, this pig finally hit his goal
May 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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EMBRACE YOUR INNER GAY BOWSER!! 🐢🔥💪
April 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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