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JD Vance's Couch
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C'mon Iran, Im betting a pretty penny
Apparently JD Vance is botting his Bluesky Account.
#JDVance #Couch
I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.
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Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
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C't'une fois un gars, on va l'appeler @jd-vance-1.bsky.social qui rencontre un sofa, qu'on va nommer @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social .

Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
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Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
#JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout
We’ve failed families for the last 5 decades by leaving students with disabilities behind while forcing parents and teachers to make up missing resources.

It’s past time we fix it.
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Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.
Beautiful ratio.

As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
General tip: If you see a Cybertruck infront of you on the road, maybe change lanes and back up a bit. That shit is a polygonal firebomb on wheels
"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump

*Crashes Economy*
WATCH: Trump calls his presidency “the most successful 100 days in the history of our country” as the market craters 🤔
"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump

*Crashes Economy*
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Bad day to have China as your largest business partner.