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me when somebody at work says "but we've always done it this way!!"
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
me when somebody at work says "but we've always done it this way!!"
Convincing you to read my short story with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(Read in www.fusionfragment.com/issue-23/)
(Read in www.fusionfragment.com/issue-23/)
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Convincing you to read my short story with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(Read in www.fusionfragment.com/issue-23/)
(Read in www.fusionfragment.com/issue-23/)
"I'm not sure if you've heard," my boomer mom said with a gravitas that suggested she was about to tell me of a death in the family, "but your aunt no longer has a landline."
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"I'm not sure if you've heard," my boomer mom said with a gravitas that suggested she was about to tell me of a death in the family, "but your aunt no longer has a landline."
Time-traveling Catherine from 2025: "and after we ate an entire pie at the Detroit-style pizza parlor I went next door and bought a bag of weed gummies for $15."
1995 Catherine who sells weed out of her wonderbra cup: "I am definitely hallucinating this shit."
1995 Catherine who sells weed out of her wonderbra cup: "I am definitely hallucinating this shit."
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Time-traveling Catherine from 2025: "and after we ate an entire pie at the Detroit-style pizza parlor I went next door and bought a bag of weed gummies for $15."
1995 Catherine who sells weed out of her wonderbra cup: "I am definitely hallucinating this shit."
1995 Catherine who sells weed out of her wonderbra cup: "I am definitely hallucinating this shit."
I just became a monthly donor to the Abortion Fund of Maryland and I hope you will consider doing the same. Everyone loves someone who has had an abortion.
Become a monthly donor - Abortion Fund of Maryland
Excerpt for the Donate page Your donation helps cover abortion costs, travel, and lodging for people in Maryland and beyond. Give today to expand access and remove barriers to care.
abortionfundmd.org
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I just became a monthly donor to the Abortion Fund of Maryland and I hope you will consider doing the same. Everyone loves someone who has had an abortion.
It's only "blush blindness" if you don't know how much you have on. I prefer the term "blush madness."
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It's only "blush blindness" if you don't know how much you have on. I prefer the term "blush madness."
Not to brag but my girlfriend and I are adorable (actually yes to brag)
October 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not to brag but my girlfriend and I are adorable (actually yes to brag)
Henlo friends
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Henlo friends
Beauty items I buy the most on Amazon
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Beauty items I buy the most on Amazon
Man people just be out here saying words
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Man people just be out here saying words
What is she in for?
October 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What is she in for?
Costco is completely out of diet coke. I know it may seem unfair to complain when things are going SO WELL otherwise but this kind of thing never happened under Obama.
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Costco is completely out of diet coke. I know it may seem unfair to complain when things are going SO WELL otherwise but this kind of thing never happened under Obama.
When I google "Airbnb" the first result that comes up is VRBO and I think that's such an alpha move.
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
When I google "Airbnb" the first result that comes up is VRBO and I think that's such an alpha move.
"are corporations people?" i mean idk Jan it depends whether they're trying to buy a gun or get an abortion i guess
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"are corporations people?" i mean idk Jan it depends whether they're trying to buy a gun or get an abortion i guess
I'm forty four but I have the skin of a sixteen year old (acne prone).
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm forty four but I have the skin of a sixteen year old (acne prone).
I dropped tofu on the floor and one of the dogs ate it and I have this extremely persistent hunch that if I tell my brother he'll say something very funny in response.
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I dropped tofu on the floor and one of the dogs ate it and I have this extremely persistent hunch that if I tell my brother he'll say something very funny in response.
AI version of myself that does my job for me so I can sun myself upon a rock like the apex predator I am.
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
AI version of myself that does my job for me so I can sun myself upon a rock like the apex predator I am.
Online stores: We can't hold items in your cart! They're selling out fast! You only have 10 minutes left to buy this before we give it to someone else!
Online stores (3 days later): Please come back and check out your cart.
Online stores (3 days later): Please come back and check out your cart.
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Online stores: We can't hold items in your cart! They're selling out fast! You only have 10 minutes left to buy this before we give it to someone else!
Online stores (3 days later): Please come back and check out your cart.
Online stores (3 days later): Please come back and check out your cart.
rosencrantz and guildenstern's bomb ring
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
rosencrantz and guildenstern's bomb ring
Yes I keep up with current events 🙄 for instance I know there's an election in New York and one of the candidates has a bunch of cats —me, after spending three (3) minutes on social
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yes I keep up with current events 🙄 for instance I know there's an election in New York and one of the candidates has a bunch of cats —me, after spending three (3) minutes on social
Another fun thing I learned at Karaoke is if someone sings Machinehead you can walk around and ask all the Bros "so, are you a fellow bush fan?"
October 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Another fun thing I learned at Karaoke is if someone sings Machinehead you can walk around and ask all the Bros "so, are you a fellow bush fan?"
You learn something new every day for instance the other day I was at karaoke and I learned that I've had the words for Machinehead wrong for 30 years.
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You learn something new every day for instance the other day I was at karaoke and I learned that I've had the words for Machinehead wrong for 30 years.
Biz trip accessory shots let's set the tone for this meeting
October 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Biz trip accessory shots let's set the tone for this meeting
All fragrances are unisex change my mind
October 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
All fragrances are unisex change my mind