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Monique Lewis
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Just watch Family Guy or something. - ML
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They’re rich again now though

Africans started tapping this place illegally too much, white people have had to kick everyone out 😂 for the safety of kids here
White people remember when you were all lazy and rich 😂

None of you cared about nothing because you were white 😂

I was like NO, put effort in guys 🤣 you can’t just do that, it will make you really dormant
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I was like where’s her heels 😂😂😂
Me: And btw, what version of you was that you came to my new store with 😂😂😂😂😂

Where’s your 5 inch Prada heels loooool

Why were you wearing creased farm things 😂🤣 smiling all humbly like that

I was like WTF IS THIS 😂 THATS NOT HER YOU GUYS DONT REALISE 🤣

I had to poker face and stay away lol
One look

And she knew

How high the breach was (not that high nothing tbh) how affected the industry was by it (thanks to me not much), how important I was but how unimportant I was acting

And that I’m ready to leave, glad she’s here enjoy lol
Us when we saw each other:

Her thinking: Monique. Where’s the rest of you the other part of your personality and class and stuff

All I could do was give her the look like “high breach tangle, too close to the ground, I had to sort it”
Us when we saw each other:

Her thinking: Monique. Where’s the rest of you the other part of your personality and class and stuff

All I could do was give her the look like “high breach tangle, too close to the ground, I had to sort it”
I was like what is she wearing 😂🤣

N this woman rocks PRADA dresses and matching heels

She was in like a blue T-shirt or something 😂🤣

I had to poker face it and stay away 😂
I was like you guys HAVE NO IDEA HOW STRICT SHE IS 😳

And how high luxury she is

That is not her 😂😂😂
Me: And btw, what version of you was that you came to my new store with 😂😂😂😂😂

Where’s your 5 inch Prada heels loooool

Why were you wearing creased farm things 😂🤣 smiling all humbly like that

I was like WTF IS THIS 😂 THATS NOT HER YOU GUYS DONT REALISE 🤣

I had to poker face and stay away lol
And now look at me, I look terrible some weird girl has given me BO in laser hair removal

The entire country is destroyed 😂

Which is EXACTLY why I stayed.

Look at them 😂🤣🇬🇧

I ain’t leaving my country for no mash up man with money hell no - look at Jayceon, I’m here I like you & he has a baby
My old manager: Everyone wanted Mon to fly out to date Chris Brown or a famous basketballer this was like 15 years ago

She refused to go and find a rich famous man 😂 in front of everyone
Looool

I was crazy 😂🤣😭

I worked in the previous store, like I was in the army 🤣🇬🇧
Me: I was tired 😂 I was just making friends this time

And learning more things for my business now to do for my clients

My manager: Did they realise in this new store that prior you barely ever talked to ANYONE, bar the odd conversation all you did was work 🤣 we weren’t allowed to much anyway
Me: I was tired 😂 I was just making friends this time

And learning more things for my business now to do for my clients

My manager: Did they realise in this new store that prior you barely ever talked to ANYONE, bar the odd conversation all you did was work 🤣 we weren’t allowed to much anyway
My old manager:

Did they realise you were Drake’s actual ting and you ran away with everyone watching 🤣😂🇬🇧

What version of you have you been in this new store Monique
My old manager that came to my new store thinking:

Monique 😳😂🤣

What version of you did you give them? Did they realise how classy you were

Me: I was tired 🥲
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They could just walk over there get a job there. Say this get that good treatment from another one 😂

They were rich by default 😂

It was so funny
White people remember when you were all lazy and rich 😂

None of you cared about nothing because you were white 😂

I was like NO, put effort in guys 🤣 you can’t just do that, it will make you really dormant
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White people remember when you were all lazy and rich 😂

None of you cared about nothing because you were white 😂

I was like NO, put effort in guys 🤣 you can’t just do that, it will make you really dormant
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And get me my housing allocation, so I can settle into a living routine ie. TV on at 7 whilst I make dinner. And watch it.

Thanks.
You can damn near make it into a documentary if you want, with or without his permission

JACK DORSEYS MONEY
$ 1 billion worth of donations from Jack Dorsey & friends.

You guys. Media.

Where is the FBI.

Where is his money.

I want it damn near refunded to the penny if you can’t all show me where it is & the unified world improvements here

Press, news I wanna see where the money is. Every single penny
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Everyone: You don’t even know Monique at all, do you 🤣😂
Her: Hi guys!

Everyone:

You ain’t Monique, but thanks for the valuation confirmation - we don’t even wanna see Mon smiling to no one until there’s 7-8 figures to billions in her accounts.
You have NO idea how protective I was over my career.

My career wasn’t a social media picture lol

It’s an actual academic career in fashion. With actual working experience. I think even London College of Fashion hid me for the protection of our industry.
Her: Isn’t this how you make friends and be professional and make money in this country

You just find someone to emulate - to people that already know her?!

But hoping they don’t 🤣😂

The police:
Her: Isn’t this how you make friends and be professional and make money in this country

You just find someone to emulate - to people that already know her?!

But hoping they don’t 🤣😂

The police:
Her: Hi guys!

Everyone:

You ain’t Monique, but thanks for the valuation confirmation - we don’t even wanna see Mon smiling to no one until there’s 7-8 figures to billions in her accounts.
Is it in Evelyn Buffets house and private life? Whilst she follows Beyonce around and tags Nas as her next target? FBI?
$ 1 billion worth of donations from Jack Dorsey & friends.

You guys. Media.

Where is the FBI.

Where is his money.

I want it damn near refunded to the penny if you can’t all show me where it is & the unified world improvements here

Press, news I wanna see where the money is. Every single penny
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$ 1 billion worth of donations from Jack Dorsey & friends.

You guys. Media.

Where is the FBI.

Where is his money.

I want it damn near refunded to the penny if you can’t all show me where it is & the unified world improvements here

Press, news I wanna see where the money is. Every single penny
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