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Charlie Fox
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I’m old, sarcastic & medicated. Living life as a sane young man trapped in a cranky old white man’s body. My hobbies include hiding things from myself and side effect hallucinations. 💙🌊🇺🇸
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The evangelicals have been picking and choosing which bible verses to obey for so long that they think that's how laws work .
Reposted by Charlie Fox
"Trump didn't hide his grades because they were good.
He didn't hide his medical records because he's healthy. He didn't suppress the Epstein files because he's innocent.
And he's not blocking the jobs report & 3rd-quarter GDP numbers because they're strong."
A Wortman

1,000,000+ lost jobs in 2025
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The gop: arming mass shooters since 2004.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
But I think that the most likely reason of all, may have been that her heart was two sizes too small.

“Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
melania trump
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When your president calls for your death because you quoted the uniform code of military justice, it’s time for a new president.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A republican is someone whose American dream is denying other people the American dream.
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
rfk jr. still has hopes of becoming the leading cause of death for 2025.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I was born in Texas where the belts have names and school uniforms come in maternity sizes.
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Vince Offer, the “ShamWow Guy is running to represent TX Congressional District 31. But wait, there’s more! He was arrested for punching a prostitute in 2009, so he’s running as a Republican and people are saying he’ll obviously get trump’s endorsement.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“As to why people keep coming back to this [trump assassination conspiracy] on social media, the reality is, many people make a lot of money on social media pushing conspiracy theories for clicks.” - Kash Patel in the most staggering lack of self awareness of 2025.
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Tax the rich. Feed the poor. Heal the sick.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have been very conscious about how people dress on airplanes for quite some time now. Whenever I see a red cap in the boarding line, I prepare for a long delayed takeoff or a diverted flight.If the red cap is drunk, I just go ahead and try to book a different flight immediately.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Maybe putting the guy who can’t even legally own a gun in charge of our armed forces was a mistake.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
When your president throws a fit and insists that he can force US troops to obey illegal orders, like orders to shoot unarmed civilians or overthrow an elected state government, for example, it’s time for a new president.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Reposted by Charlie Fox
A magnitude nine earthquake centered at Arlington National Cemetery was blamed on thousands of antifa soldiers from World War II rolling over in their graves.

www.newsweek.com/coast-guard-...
Coast Guard ends hate symbol labels for swastikas, nooses: report
USCG won't classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols, shifting them to “potentially divisive."
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Senator Tommy Tuberville said that there was a genocide occurring against Christians in Nigeria. He is very distressed by that but still pleads nimby when asked about asylum to save them. Jesus wept.
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A magnitude nine earthquake centered at Arlington National Cemetery was blamed on thousands of antifa soldiers from World War II rolling over in their graves.

www.newsweek.com/coast-guard-...
Coast Guard ends hate symbol labels for swastikas, nooses: report
USCG won't classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols, shifting them to “potentially divisive."
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Did you know that trump is 742 times more likely to commit a crime than an immigrant is?
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Charlie Fox
Remember when evidence preceded indictment? Remember when probable cause was a thing? Remember when the government couldn’t stifle speech? Remember when the government was expected to treat everyone equally? Remember when no one was above the law, including the president? Your children won’t.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The good news is that David Richardson, head of FEMA, announced his resignation. The bad news is that his rumored replacement is pastor Tony Perkins who knows that storms are God’s punishment for gay marriage.
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Believe it or not, trump is correct about one thing. Christianity really is under attack. By the trump administration. Raiding churches with armed men in masks. In unmarked vans. Next thing you know they’ll be pepper spraying babies. Again.
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Remember when evidence preceded indictment? Remember when probable cause was a thing? Remember when the government couldn’t stifle speech? Remember when the government was expected to treat everyone equally? Remember when no one was above the law, including the president? Your children won’t.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Um, trump doesn’t need Congress in order to release the epstein files. So if he’s not releasing them today, all on his own, he doesn’t intend to ever release them at all, no matter what. trump isn’t giving in; he’s playing possum.
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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“I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I just wanted all of you to know that I’ve decided to be an influencer, so you can send me money and free products now. I’ve got the bald, dad bod boomer market cornered, near as I can tell.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I just wanted all of you to know that I’ve decided to be an influencer, so you can send me money and free products now. I’ve got the bald, dad bod boomer market cornered, near as I can tell.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM