RealSteveBeam
@realstevebeam.bsky.social
Baltimore Born. DC schooled. Dad. Engineer. MBA. Ride bikes a lot. Favourite bands aren't hip. Prefers British spelling.
Why does this feel a little like an Albert Belle or Chris Davis contract for the Baltimore Orioles. somebody tell me I’m wrong.
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Why does this feel a little like an Albert Belle or Chris Davis contract for the Baltimore Orioles. somebody tell me I’m wrong.
Black Friday stresses me out. I don’t need any of this shit stop advertising so hard.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Black Friday stresses me out. I don’t need any of this shit stop advertising so hard.
thankful to live in a country where you can buy fried onions in a bag.
less thankful to live in a country that elected Trump. twice.
less thankful to live in a country that elected Trump. twice.
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
thankful to live in a country where you can buy fried onions in a bag.
less thankful to live in a country that elected Trump. twice.
less thankful to live in a country that elected Trump. twice.
the unsolicited comments about my calves from other dudes when I’m at the gym will always be really… weird?
…thanks? i guess? no I don’t fucking lift calf weights i don’t have a calf routine, go ride a fucking bike, weirdo.
…thanks? i guess? no I don’t fucking lift calf weights i don’t have a calf routine, go ride a fucking bike, weirdo.
a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his legs up .
ALT: a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his legs up .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the unsolicited comments about my calves from other dudes when I’m at the gym will always be really… weird?
…thanks? i guess? no I don’t fucking lift calf weights i don’t have a calf routine, go ride a fucking bike, weirdo.
…thanks? i guess? no I don’t fucking lift calf weights i don’t have a calf routine, go ride a fucking bike, weirdo.
dc is the best small town. out to dinner, kids need MLK Library slide time, bump in to @randomduck.bsky.social advocating for safer bike landed. we’re less blurry in person) #bikedc
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
dc is the best small town. out to dinner, kids need MLK Library slide time, bump in to @randomduck.bsky.social advocating for safer bike landed. we’re less blurry in person) #bikedc
seen today on Capitol Hill
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
seen today on Capitol Hill
my toxic trait is carrying 4 prime lenses on trips and only shooting the 85mm the entire time
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
my toxic trait is carrying 4 prime lenses on trips and only shooting the 85mm the entire time
kinda think the blue jays shouldn’t have left everybody on base
kinda think the blue jays should stop leaving everybody on base
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
kinda think the blue jays shouldn’t have left everybody on base
don’t love the bunt there and surrendering an out
“your most precious possession on offense are your outs” - earl weaver
“your most precious possession on offense are your outs” - earl weaver
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
don’t love the bunt there and surrendering an out
“your most precious possession on offense are your outs” - earl weaver
“your most precious possession on offense are your outs” - earl weaver
back to back half innings with force plays at the plate. what a fucking bonkers baseball game.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
back to back half innings with force plays at the plate. what a fucking bonkers baseball game.
kinda think the blue jays should stop leaving everybody on base
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
kinda think the blue jays should stop leaving everybody on base
kiké hernandez getting trucked by pages was pretty funny
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
kiké hernandez getting trucked by pages was pretty funny
kids are gonna wake up and wonder where all their twix got to
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
kids are gonna wake up and wonder where all their twix got to
most of the guard I talk to in town can barely grow their goofy mustaches. families separated for the holidays. for what.
NEW: National Guard troops deployed in Washington, DC, will remain mobilized in the city at least through February 2026. Hegseth extended their orders on Monday. edition.cnn.com/2025/10/29/p...
Exclusive: National Guard orders in DC extended through February 2026 | CNN Politics
National Guard troops deployed in Washington, DC will remain mobilized in the city at least through February 2026, according to people familiar with the Guard’s orders.
edition.cnn.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
most of the guard I talk to in town can barely grow their goofy mustaches. families separated for the holidays. for what.
again
why would you ever throw a fastball to a blue jay
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
again
why would you ever throw a fastball to a blue jay
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
why would you ever throw a fastball to a blue jay
that wasn’t even a strike in little league
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
that wasn’t even a strike in little league
pete hegseth is even shorter in real life than you’d think
October 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
pete hegseth is even shorter in real life than you’d think
this canadian baseball 5th inning tradition is a little weird
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
this canadian baseball 5th inning tradition is a little weird
really goin through a Bryan Adams phase right now. not fighting it.
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
really goin through a Bryan Adams phase right now. not fighting it.
alma mater catching a lot of strays because of this ridiculous maine nazi
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
alma mater catching a lot of strays because of this ridiculous maine nazi
gang, did we pivot to arresting the whole NBA instead of just releasing the Epstein files?
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
gang, did we pivot to arresting the whole NBA instead of just releasing the Epstein files?
gotta admit that “making his court appearance” is a pretty funny line in this instance
abcnews.go.com/US/miami-hea...
abcnews.go.com/US/miami-hea...
Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups charged in illegal poker operation tied to Mafia: Sources
Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups has been charged in an illegal poker operation tied to the mafia, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
gotta admit that “making his court appearance” is a pretty funny line in this instance
abcnews.go.com/US/miami-hea...
abcnews.go.com/US/miami-hea...