T. Murph
@realtmurph.bsky.social
I’m a stand-up comedian and actor, and you’ve probably seen me on Comedy Central, NBC’s The Tonight Show, Hulu, or BET.
These kids wouldn’t have survived the 90s 😩🤣 we were REALLY outside💀
Catch me LIVE at the Houston Improv 12/28 limited seats available https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
or link in bio
#90sKids #MillennialParents #GenZ #ParentLife #BackInMyDay
Catch me LIVE at the Houston Improv 12/28 limited seats available https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
or link in bio
#90sKids #MillennialParents #GenZ #ParentLife #BackInMyDay
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
These kids wouldn’t have survived the 90s 😩🤣 we were REALLY outside💀
Catch me LIVE at the Houston Improv 12/28 limited seats available https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
or link in bio
#90sKids #MillennialParents #GenZ #ParentLife #BackInMyDay
Catch me LIVE at the Houston Improv 12/28 limited seats available https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
or link in bio
#90sKids #MillennialParents #GenZ #ParentLife #BackInMyDay
These kids wouldn’t have survived the 90s 💀 we was outside from sun up to streetlights on and nobody was checking on us 😩🤣
Houston I’m pulling up LIVE at the Houston Improv 12/28 limited seats
Secure yours here https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6 or link in bio
#90sKids #MillennialParents #GenZ
Houston I’m pulling up LIVE at the Houston Improv 12/28 limited seats
Secure yours here https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6 or link in bio
#90sKids #MillennialParents #GenZ
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
These kids wouldn’t have survived the 90s 💀 we was outside from sun up to streetlights on and nobody was checking on us 😩🤣
Houston I’m pulling up LIVE at the Houston Improv 12/28 limited seats
Secure yours here https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6 or link in bio
#90sKids #MillennialParents #GenZ
Houston I’m pulling up LIVE at the Houston Improv 12/28 limited seats
Secure yours here https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6 or link in bio
#90sKids #MillennialParents #GenZ
Chicago this is outta control 😩 It’s so cold outside it feel disrespectful. Negative degrees is CRAZY.
#Chicago #ChicagoWeather #WindyCity #ChiTown #WinterInChicago #ColdWeather #WinterBlues #MidwestLife #CityLife #ThisAintNormal
#Chicago #ChicagoWeather #WindyCity #ChiTown #WinterInChicago #ColdWeather #WinterBlues #MidwestLife #CityLife #ThisAintNormal
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Chicago this is outta control 😩 It’s so cold outside it feel disrespectful. Negative degrees is CRAZY.
#Chicago #ChicagoWeather #WindyCity #ChiTown #WinterInChicago #ColdWeather #WinterBlues #MidwestLife #CityLife #ThisAintNormal
#Chicago #ChicagoWeather #WindyCity #ChiTown #WinterInChicago #ColdWeather #WinterBlues #MidwestLife #CityLife #ThisAintNormal
Chicago… NEGATIVE degrees is unnecessary 😩🥶
Chicago #ChicagoWeather #WindyCity #ChiTown #WinterInChicago #ColdWeather
Chicago #ChicagoWeather #WindyCity #ChiTown #WinterInChicago #ColdWeather
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Chicago… NEGATIVE degrees is unnecessary 😩🥶
Chicago #ChicagoWeather #WindyCity #ChiTown #WinterInChicago #ColdWeather
Chicago #ChicagoWeather #WindyCity #ChiTown #WinterInChicago #ColdWeather
Are my kids the only ones who act shocked that school happens every day? The confusion is real! 😂
🚀 HOUSTON: Pull up on DEC 28th and let’s laugh about it! Tix are selling out—link in bio! 👉🏾 https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#parentinghumor #kidsbelike #dadlife #parentingfails #relatable
🚀 HOUSTON: Pull up on DEC 28th and let’s laugh about it! Tix are selling out—link in bio! 👉🏾 https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#parentinghumor #kidsbelike #dadlife #parentingfails #relatable
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Are my kids the only ones who act shocked that school happens every day? The confusion is real! 😂
🚀 HOUSTON: Pull up on DEC 28th and let’s laugh about it! Tix are selling out—link in bio! 👉🏾 https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#parentinghumor #kidsbelike #dadlife #parentingfails #relatable
🚀 HOUSTON: Pull up on DEC 28th and let’s laugh about it! Tix are selling out—link in bio! 👉🏾 https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#parentinghumor #kidsbelike #dadlife #parentingfails #relatable
Do your kids have amnesia every morning when it’s time for School or is it just mine?
🚀 HOUSTON: Come laugh about the struggle with me on DEC 28th! Tickets are moving fast—link in bio!👉🏾 https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#parentinghumor #kidsbelike #dadlife #parentingfails #relatable #schoolmornings
🚀 HOUSTON: Come laugh about the struggle with me on DEC 28th! Tickets are moving fast—link in bio!👉🏾 https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#parentinghumor #kidsbelike #dadlife #parentingfails #relatable #schoolmornings
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Do your kids have amnesia every morning when it’s time for School or is it just mine?
🚀 HOUSTON: Come laugh about the struggle with me on DEC 28th! Tickets are moving fast—link in bio!👉🏾 https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#parentinghumor #kidsbelike #dadlife #parentingfails #relatable #schoolmornings
🚀 HOUSTON: Come laugh about the struggle with me on DEC 28th! Tickets are moving fast—link in bio!👉🏾 https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#parentinghumor #kidsbelike #dadlife #parentingfails #relatable #schoolmornings
When getting caught is just an opportunity for an Oscar-worthy performance. 😒 CHILD YOU DID THIS!
#ParentingStruggles #CaughtRedHanded #KidDrama #NextLevelVictim
#ParentingStruggles #CaughtRedHanded #KidDrama #NextLevelVictim
December 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
When getting caught is just an opportunity for an Oscar-worthy performance. 😒 CHILD YOU DID THIS!
#ParentingStruggles #CaughtRedHanded #KidDrama #NextLevelVictim
#ParentingStruggles #CaughtRedHanded #KidDrama #NextLevelVictim
Do your kids turn getting caught into an Oscar-worthy performance too? 😒
#mom #dad #parenting #parenthood #90skid
#mom #dad #parenting #parenthood #90skid
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Do your kids turn getting caught into an Oscar-worthy performance too? 😒
#mom #dad #parenting #parenthood #90skid
#mom #dad #parenting #parenthood #90skid
We were raising whole families by age 10, but these kids act like the microwave is rocket science. 🤦🏾♂️ Make it make sense!
Pull up to the Houston Improv on Dec 28th and let’s laugh through the pain.
Tickets are moving fast—grab yours now! https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#80sBaby #90sKid
Pull up to the Houston Improv on Dec 28th and let’s laugh through the pain.
Tickets are moving fast—grab yours now! https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#80sBaby #90sKid
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We were raising whole families by age 10, but these kids act like the microwave is rocket science. 🤦🏾♂️ Make it make sense!
Pull up to the Houston Improv on Dec 28th and let’s laugh through the pain.
Tickets are moving fast—grab yours now! https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#80sBaby #90sKid
Pull up to the Houston Improv on Dec 28th and let’s laugh through the pain.
Tickets are moving fast—grab yours now! https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#80sBaby #90sKid
From latchkey kids to kids who can't heat up a nugget... the math ain't mathing. 😂
Come get these jokes live!
📍 Houston Improv
🗓️ Dec 28th
⚠️ Low Ticket Warning!⛔️ https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#HoustonImprov #Comedy #80sBaby #90sKid #ParentingHumor #DadLife #HoustonEvents #OldSchool
Come get these jokes live!
📍 Houston Improv
🗓️ Dec 28th
⚠️ Low Ticket Warning!⛔️ https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#HoustonImprov #Comedy #80sBaby #90sKid #ParentingHumor #DadLife #HoustonEvents #OldSchool
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
From latchkey kids to kids who can't heat up a nugget... the math ain't mathing. 😂
Come get these jokes live!
📍 Houston Improv
🗓️ Dec 28th
⚠️ Low Ticket Warning!⛔️ https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#HoustonImprov #Comedy #80sBaby #90sKid #ParentingHumor #DadLife #HoustonEvents #OldSchool
Come get these jokes live!
📍 Houston Improv
🗓️ Dec 28th
⚠️ Low Ticket Warning!⛔️ https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#HoustonImprov #Comedy #80sBaby #90sKid #ParentingHumor #DadLife #HoustonEvents #OldSchool
If your parents do this too, we need to talk. 😂
📍 HOUSTON: Pull up on Dec 28th!
Limited tickets left: https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#mom #dad #parenting #millennials #parentsbelike #grandparentset
📍 HOUSTON: Pull up on Dec 28th!
Limited tickets left: https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#mom #dad #parenting #millennials #parentsbelike #grandparentset
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If your parents do this too, we need to talk. 😂
📍 HOUSTON: Pull up on Dec 28th!
Limited tickets left: https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#mom #dad #parenting #millennials #parentsbelike #grandparentset
📍 HOUSTON: Pull up on Dec 28th!
Limited tickets left: https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#mom #dad #parenting #millennials #parentsbelike #grandparentset
Please tell me I’m not the only one dealing with this... 😩🤣 WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?
Is this a universal parent thing or did I just get lucky? Sound off in the comments! 👇🏾
HOUSTON! I’m coming through Dec 28th. Tix are moving fast! 🎟️
Grab yours: https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#mom #dad #parenting
Is this a universal parent thing or did I just get lucky? Sound off in the comments! 👇🏾
HOUSTON! I’m coming through Dec 28th. Tix are moving fast! 🎟️
Grab yours: https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#mom #dad #parenting
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Please tell me I’m not the only one dealing with this... 😩🤣 WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?
Is this a universal parent thing or did I just get lucky? Sound off in the comments! 👇🏾
HOUSTON! I’m coming through Dec 28th. Tix are moving fast! 🎟️
Grab yours: https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#mom #dad #parenting
Is this a universal parent thing or did I just get lucky? Sound off in the comments! 👇🏾
HOUSTON! I’m coming through Dec 28th. Tix are moving fast! 🎟️
Grab yours: https://bit.ly/3MCr4X6
#mom #dad #parenting
You too old to not be paying attention 🥴🤣 I bet he knows now 🤣 See you in Houston on 12/28
#tmurph #funnyvideos #accidents #falls #payattention #ouch #explorepageًًً #fyp
#tmurph #funnyvideos #accidents #falls #payattention #ouch #explorepageًًً #fyp
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You too old to not be paying attention 🥴🤣 I bet he knows now 🤣 See you in Houston on 12/28
#tmurph #funnyvideos #accidents #falls #payattention #ouch #explorepageًًً #fyp
#tmurph #funnyvideos #accidents #falls #payattention #ouch #explorepageًًً #fyp
Take me back to 1990 prices, please. I’d like a refund on this whole adulthood subscription. 🚫💸
#MillennialProblems #Adulting #Inflation #90sKids #Relatable
#MillennialProblems #Adulting #Inflation #90sKids #Relatable
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Take me back to 1990 prices, please. I’d like a refund on this whole adulthood subscription. 🚫💸
#MillennialProblems #Adulting #Inflation #90sKids #Relatable
#MillennialProblems #Adulting #Inflation #90sKids #Relatable
Working hard for that 6-figure lifestyle just to find out it’s actually a $40k is CRAZY🥴
#MillennialLife #InflationIsReal #FunnyReels #AdultingSucks #TheMathAintMathing
#MillennialLife #InflationIsReal #FunnyReels #AdultingSucks #TheMathAintMathing
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Working hard for that 6-figure lifestyle just to find out it’s actually a $40k is CRAZY🥴
#MillennialLife #InflationIsReal #FunnyReels #AdultingSucks #TheMathAintMathing
#MillennialLife #InflationIsReal #FunnyReels #AdultingSucks #TheMathAintMathing
Parents today take phones. My parents snatched doors. 🚪💨
#parenting #momlife #dadlife #parentsbelike #throwback
#parenting #momlife #dadlife #parentsbelike #throwback
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Parents today take phones. My parents snatched doors. 🚪💨
#parenting #momlife #dadlife #parentsbelike #throwback
#parenting #momlife #dadlife #parentsbelike #throwback
My recovery time is 3-5 business days now. I’m staying in. 😩📉
#ThisIs30 #Parenting #NapsFixEverything #Washed #GrownFolksBusiness
#ThisIs30 #Parenting #NapsFixEverything #Washed #GrownFolksBusiness
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My recovery time is 3-5 business days now. I’m staying in. 😩📉
#ThisIs30 #Parenting #NapsFixEverything #Washed #GrownFolksBusiness
#ThisIs30 #Parenting #NapsFixEverything #Washed #GrownFolksBusiness
At least we knew what 69 meant🤷🏾♂️🤣 yall still arguing about what 67 means though 🤦🏾♂️
#standupcomedy #comedian #standup #sixseven #funny
#standupcomedy #comedian #standup #sixseven #funny
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
At least we knew what 69 meant🤷🏾♂️🤣 yall still arguing about what 67 means though 🤦🏾♂️
#standupcomedy #comedian #standup #sixseven #funny
#standupcomedy #comedian #standup #sixseven #funny
Tell me why WE knew what 69 was, but y’all still crowdsourcing 67 like it’s a group project? 😂🤦🏾♂️
#standupcomedy #comedian #funnyreels #67 #sixseven #relatable #millennialhumor #parentsbelike #tmurph #viralclips
#standupcomedy #comedian #funnyreels #67 #sixseven #relatable #millennialhumor #parentsbelike #tmurph #viralclips
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Tell me why WE knew what 69 was, but y’all still crowdsourcing 67 like it’s a group project? 😂🤦🏾♂️
#standupcomedy #comedian #funnyreels #67 #sixseven #relatable #millennialhumor #parentsbelike #tmurph #viralclips
#standupcomedy #comedian #funnyreels #67 #sixseven #relatable #millennialhumor #parentsbelike #tmurph #viralclips
What your friends do dont work in THIS house 🤷🏾♂️😂
#tmurph #parentlife #momlife #dadlife #relatable #parentinghumor #raisinggenz #millennials
#tmurph #parentlife #momlife #dadlife #relatable #parentinghumor #raisinggenz #millennials
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
What your friends do dont work in THIS house 🤷🏾♂️😂
#tmurph #parentlife #momlife #dadlife #relatable #parentinghumor #raisinggenz #millennials
#tmurph #parentlife #momlife #dadlife #relatable #parentinghumor #raisinggenz #millennials
We really gave these Kids the life WE wanted😩 And I don’t like that🤣
#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We really gave these Kids the life WE wanted😩 And I don’t like that🤣
#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
We gave these kids the life we wanted growing up… and I’m low-key mad about it 😩🤣
#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We gave these kids the life we wanted growing up… and I’m low-key mad about it 😩🤣
#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
Some of y’all walkways got these delivery drivers fighting for their lives😭📦❄️
#christmas #delivery #blackfridaydeals #cybermonday #ups #fedex #amazon #usps
#christmas #delivery #blackfridaydeals #cybermonday #ups #fedex #amazon #usps
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Some of y’all walkways got these delivery drivers fighting for their lives😭📦❄️
#christmas #delivery #blackfridaydeals #cybermonday #ups #fedex #amazon #usps
#christmas #delivery #blackfridaydeals #cybermonday #ups #fedex #amazon #usps
These kids think Christmas come with a payment plan 😩🎄Our parents had lay-a-way
#parenting #christmas2025 #momlife #dadlife #holidayseason
#parenting #christmas2025 #momlife #dadlife #holidayseason
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
These kids think Christmas come with a payment plan 😩🎄Our parents had lay-a-way
#parenting #christmas2025 #momlife #dadlife #holidayseason
#parenting #christmas2025 #momlife #dadlife #holidayseason
All parents know these Christmas lists get more disrespectful every year 😩🎄
#parentlife #parentinghumor #christmas2025 #holidaystress #relatableparents
#parentlife #parentinghumor #christmas2025 #holidaystress #relatableparents
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All parents know these Christmas lists get more disrespectful every year 😩🎄
#parentlife #parentinghumor #christmas2025 #holidaystress #relatableparents
#parentlife #parentinghumor #christmas2025 #holidaystress #relatableparents