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T. Murph

T. Murph

@realtmurph.bsky.social

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I’m a stand-up comedian and actor, and you’ve probably seen me on Comedy Central, NBC’s The Tonight Show, Hulu, or BET.

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T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 5

Not in My House 🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #tmurph #parentlife #relatable #parentinghumor

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 4

Why do kids leave water bottles EVERYWHERE? 🤯 #mom #dad #momlife #parenting

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 3

Yard work is a never ending battle 😩😂 Who else is tired of it?

🎤 I’m on the Millennial Boomer Tour and coming to a city near you! Don’t miss the laughs:

• Sep 7 • West Nyack NY
• Sep 14 • Raleigh NC
• Sep 19–20 • Chandler AZ
• Sep 21 • San Diego CA
• Sep 28 • Buffalo NY
• Oct 4 • Chicago IL
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T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 3

Yard work is ain’t for the weak! 😩😂 Who else is tired of it? #yardwork #lawncare #landscaping #outdoorliving #backyard

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 3

What kind of math are these kids learning? Or am I the only parent lost in the homework? 😂

#tmurph #ParentingHacks #ToddlerLife #MomLifeUnfiltered #ParentingCommunity #teacher #teachersofinstagram #education #teacherlife #school

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 3

What kind of math are they teaching these kids? Am I the only parent struggling

🎤 Millennial Boomer Tour — Coming to a city near you
• Sep 7 • West Nyack NY
• Sep 14 • Raleigh NC
• Sep 19–20 • Chandler AZ
• Sep 21 • San Diego CA
• Sep 28 • Buffalo NY
• Oct 4 • Chicago IL
• Oct 5 • North

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 2

Why does it feel like insurance is one big scam? 🤔 Every time you actually need it, suddenly it’s a fight just to get them to cover anything!

🎤 Millennial Boomer Tour — Catch me live!
• Sep 7 • West Nyack NY
• Sep 14 • Raleigh NC
• Sep 19–20 • Chandler AZ
• Sep 21 • San Diego CA
• Sep 28 •

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 2

Insurance really be feeling like a scam… soon as you need it, they disappear 😑
#tmurph #parentsbelike #relatable #funnyparents #raisinggenz

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 2

Parents… explain THIS 🤔😂 #momlife #genz #BackToSchool

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 2

Parents… explain THIS 🤔😂 #momlife #genz #BackToSchool

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Sep 2

Kids be fine ALL summer… then school starts and now your stomach about to fall off😑😑😑

🎤 Millennial Boomer Tour — Catch me live!
• Sep 7 • West Nyack NY
• Sep 14 • Raleigh NC
• Sep 19–20 • Chandler AZ
• Sep 21 • San Diego CA
• Sep 28 • Buffalo NY
• Oct 4 • Chicago IL
• Oct 5 • North Charleston

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 10

If your kid swings on mine…we ALL in the fight 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

#tmurph #funnyparenting #parentinghumor #familyfun #relatable

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 9

Somebody explain to me why insurance pays less than I do… I’ll wait. 🤯

🎤 Millennial Boomer Tour:
Aug 15–16 • Denver CO
Aug 22–24 • Tacoma WA
Aug 29–30 • Virginia Beach VA
Sep 7 • West Nyack NY
Sep 14 • Raleigh NC
Sep 19–20 • Chandler AZ
Sep 21 • San Diego CA
Sep 28 • Buffalo NY
Oct 4 • Chicago

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 9

These schools out here asking for our bills during REGISTRATION like they about to PAY ‘EM 😩📚💡

🎤 Millennial Boomer Tour:
Aug 15–16 • Denver CO
Aug 22–24 • Tacoma WA
Aug 29–30 • Virginia Beach VA
Sep 7 • West Nyack NY
Sep 14 • Raleigh NC
Sep 19–20 • Chandler AZ
Sep 21 • San Diego CA
Sep 28 •

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 8

Parents… y’all ever look at your kid like, “Who raised you?” 😭

🎤 Millennial Boomer Tour – I’m saying it on stage too:
🎟️ Tickets: iamtmurph.com or link in bio

#tmurph #parenting #momlife #dadlife #genz #family

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 7

Why am I registering the same kids every year?! 😩 They never left! 🤦🏾‍♂️

#tmurph #backtoschool #parentlife #funnyparents #relatableparents

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 6

I’m done asking my kids to clean up… I’m repo’ing iPads now. 😤🤣
🎤 Millennial Boomer Tour — Tickets at iamtmurph.com

#tmurph #parentlife #funnyparents #millennialparents #cleaningwithkids

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 6

Parents, save y’all money they heading back to school in pajama pants, Crocs, and that old hoodie 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

📍 Millennial Boomer Tour—don’t miss it:
Aug 15 • Denver | Sep 14 • Raleigh | Oct 4 • Chicago | Oct 26 • Austin | Nov 9 • Indianapolis

🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com or link in

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 5

Parents know the feeling when all you can do is stare… 😤😂

#tmurph #parentlife #funnyparents #raisingkids #genz

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 5

Do y’all kids call you “Bro”?
Mine do it again and I’m squaring up 😤😂
Like… who you talking to, your roommate??

#tmurph #parentlife #funnyparents #raisingkids #millennialparents #momlife #dadlife #kidsbelike #relatableparents #parentinghumor

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 4

Are y’all ready? 👀 It’s almost that time again… 📚🚌
Kids be lying like:
“I did turn it in, the system just trippin” 😑💻
Meanwhile the grade say 7% 💀😂
We really doing this again??

#tmurph #parentlife #funnyparents #backtoschool #homeworkstruggles #raisingkids #relatableparents

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 4

She told him no 42 times…
By the 43rd he ain’t propose, he wore her down 😩💍
She was like, “YES! Damn… I’ll do it.” 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

#tmurph #datinghumor #relationshipmemes #millennialboomer #funnycouples #situationships #genzvsboomers #reallove #tiktokcomedy #facebookreels

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 3

This ain’t music… it’s an audio assault. This is too much yall 💀

🎤 Catch me on tour — iamtmurph.com
#tmurph #millennialboomer #parentlife #funnyparents #raisingkids

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 3

Officially submitting my application to the 1000 Pound Club…with a little Extra Credit😤💪🏾

#tmurph #gymrat #powerliftinglife #strengthtraining #fitover40 #deadliftday

T. Murph @realtmurph.bsky.social · Aug 3

When did toothpaste get a terms & conditions section?! 😂🪥

#tmurph #parentlife #funnyparents #toothpaste #oralcare #millennials #everydayhumor #dadlife #momlife