I find movie blurbs so funny, like on a streaming service or something, because. They can't just tell you the plot of the movie so it just ends up being a loose summarisation of the š§šŖš³š“šµ š©š¢šš§ of the movie lol
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I find movie blurbs so funny, like on a streaming service or something, because. They can't just tell you the plot of the movie so it just ends up being a loose summarisation of the š§šŖš³š“šµ š©š¢šš§ of the movie lol
slide coins in my pussy call me a slut machine
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 AM
slide coins in my pussy call me a slut machine
I'm not "copying you" I'm siphoning your personality to add to my arsenal when i get bored of this one
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I'm not "copying you" I'm siphoning your personality to add to my arsenal when i get bored of this one
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Why does music always gotta have the bass just eating everything like a cannibal crashing a birthday party
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Why does music always gotta have the bass just eating everything like a cannibal crashing a birthday party
Whenever somebody says they can't play minecraft without mods I'm just like
his greed sickens me
his greed sickens me
January 4, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Whenever somebody says they can't play minecraft without mods I'm just like
his greed sickens me
his greed sickens me
What in the magical land of dreams is this loadout #deadcells
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
What in the magical land of dreams is this loadout #deadcells
Robot pussy so tight you need wd-50
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Robot pussy so tight you need wd-50
if you make a "prawn" porn joke one more time I'm going to krill myself
December 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
if you make a "prawn" porn joke one more time I'm going to krill myself
"I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you"
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you"
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
"I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you"
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you"
this guy called himself the "sharpshooter" right and i was expecting like a sniper or something as one would but then this shitbiscuit walks up to me with a bloody bayonet like you HAVE to have known how misleading you're being asshole
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
this guy called himself the "sharpshooter" right and i was expecting like a sniper or something as one would but then this shitbiscuit walks up to me with a bloody bayonet like you HAVE to have known how misleading you're being asshole
Merry christletoesingday
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Merry christletoesingday
"What have you done, Billy!?"
"What? I only killed like five of em"
"There were ONLY five of them,Billy!!"
"What? I only killed like five of em"
"There were ONLY five of them,Billy!!"
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"What have you done, Billy!?"
"What? I only killed like five of em"
"There were ONLY five of them,Billy!!"
"What? I only killed like five of em"
"There were ONLY five of them,Billy!!"
You would not believe your eyes
If Five Guys Burgers and Fries
Broke into your house while you were asleep
The burgers and fries have legs
The five guys are all named Greg
They've got your dog they intend to keep
If Five Guys Burgers and Fries
Broke into your house while you were asleep
The burgers and fries have legs
The five guys are all named Greg
They've got your dog they intend to keep
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
You would not believe your eyes
If Five Guys Burgers and Fries
Broke into your house while you were asleep
The burgers and fries have legs
The five guys are all named Greg
They've got your dog they intend to keep
If Five Guys Burgers and Fries
Broke into your house while you were asleep
The burgers and fries have legs
The five guys are all named Greg
They've got your dog they intend to keep
if the voices in my head manifested into people i'd prob hit
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
if the voices in my head manifested into people i'd prob hit
comfort the disturbed and disturb everybody else in a 500km radius
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
comfort the disturbed and disturb everybody else in a 500km radius
they called me a circus freak so i started doing tricks on his thang
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
they called me a circus freak so i started doing tricks on his thang
Eat the richā¦.ās food cuz im hungry idk bout u tho
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Eat the richā¦.ās food cuz im hungry idk bout u tho
The fuck was the Boston tea party and why wasnāt I invited?
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The fuck was the Boston tea party and why wasnāt I invited?
eyes don't see, they taste
they tasteb ad
they tasteb ad
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
eyes don't see, they taste
they tasteb ad
they tasteb ad
in the my bed. straight up having "daddy issues". and by "daddy issues", haha, well. lets justr say. he's dead
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
in the my bed. straight up having "daddy issues". and by "daddy issues", haha, well. lets justr say. he's dead
mic drop! *drops it on my foot and ugly cries*
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
mic drop! *drops it on my foot and ugly cries*
Clown tiddies call that shit honka honkers
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Clown tiddies call that shit honka honkers