steven
@rectangledrawer.bsky.social
drawing rectangles for money - https://habanero.digital
may have gone a bit far with the whole video essay thing
June 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
may have gone a bit far with the whole video essay thing
why do I need to be a guy who writes emails, I wanna be barbossa undead captain of the black pearl
April 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
why do I need to be a guy who writes emails, I wanna be barbossa undead captain of the black pearl
his love for his crackhead big dicked son is his only redeeming quality
April 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
his love for his crackhead big dicked son is his only redeeming quality
you look like a huge baby
April 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
you look like a huge baby
shitting whilst listening to the more somber parts of the succession theme
March 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
shitting whilst listening to the more somber parts of the succession theme
austerity is so bad, we’re teaching an entire generation of our sons that vital public services must be undertaken by teams of dogs
February 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
austerity is so bad, we’re teaching an entire generation of our sons that vital public services must be undertaken by teams of dogs
90% of my 5yo’s shits are thicker and longer then her forearm and as soon as I come to help her wipe we fall over laughing at them
December 9, 2024 at 10:09 PM
90% of my 5yo’s shits are thicker and longer then her forearm and as soon as I come to help her wipe we fall over laughing at them
my kids are world champion shitters - it’s like my awful bowels combined with my wife’s ability to hold things in
December 9, 2024 at 10:08 PM
my kids are world champion shitters - it’s like my awful bowels combined with my wife’s ability to hold things in
do manifestos count as books
December 9, 2024 at 9:54 PM
do manifestos count as books
my dark festive da fact equivalent of ‘Kirsty MacColl was beheaded by a speed boat’ is ‘Baby it’s cold outside indirectly caused 9/11’
November 25, 2024 at 6:31 PM
my dark festive da fact equivalent of ‘Kirsty MacColl was beheaded by a speed boat’ is ‘Baby it’s cold outside indirectly caused 9/11’
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My dick is KHamas because it would blow up on gal gadot
November 2, 2024 at 10:50 AM
My dick is KHamas because it would blow up on gal gadot
I endorsed Donald trump yesterday and now I’m unable to maintain a full robust erection. Coincidence???
October 31, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I endorsed Donald trump yesterday and now I’m unable to maintain a full robust erection. Coincidence???
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A sequel to The Fly from the fly’s perspective showing him slowly turning into a tiny Jeff Goldblum just slaying fly pussy
October 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
A sequel to The Fly from the fly’s perspective showing him slowly turning into a tiny Jeff Goldblum just slaying fly pussy
*overhearing the whirring of 8 different cleaning tools as a torrent of water gushes out of a nearby drain* JUST THROW THE FUCKING RUG AWAY
September 8, 2024 at 6:18 PM
*overhearing the whirring of 8 different cleaning tools as a torrent of water gushes out of a nearby drain* JUST THROW THE FUCKING RUG AWAY
how I’m outsourcing my masculinity this week: watching fencing tiktokers explain weapons
September 8, 2024 at 10:09 AM
how I’m outsourcing my masculinity this week: watching fencing tiktokers explain weapons
too many cool mice are fucking hot lady cats in Tom & Jerry and it has to stop
August 25, 2024 at 7:20 PM
too many cool mice are fucking hot lady cats in Tom & Jerry and it has to stop
been playing elden ring too much
July 4, 2024 at 12:56 PM
been playing elden ring too much
brown eyed girl is funny in a northern Irish accent tbf
July 3, 2024 at 2:09 PM
brown eyed girl is funny in a northern Irish accent tbf
no one is safe from the scourge of acoustic guitar players in quaint local coffee shops and pubs
July 3, 2024 at 2:07 PM
no one is safe from the scourge of acoustic guitar players in quaint local coffee shops and pubs
me to my younger sister’s hot friends
April 2, 2024 at 8:45 AM
me to my younger sister’s hot friends