BiostaticIAN
@redberen.bsky.social
Bassist for Ancient Colossal. Graduate student. Sports fan. Metal head.
TIL Josh Johnson is still on an NFL roster
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
TIL Josh Johnson is still on an NFL roster
Jake Paul finally fought a real boxer and not a retired MMA fighter and the result was what it should have been for a real boxer vs a pretend boxer
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Jake Paul finally fought a real boxer and not a retired MMA fighter and the result was what it should have been for a real boxer vs a pretend boxer
Nuke collides with Hellebuyck. Entire Jets team goes after Lehky because they arent gonna go after Nuke lol
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Nuke collides with Hellebuyck. Entire Jets team goes after Lehky because they arent gonna go after Nuke lol
Happy birthday Maxy!!
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Happy birthday Maxy!!
Broncos legend Eric Saubert!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Broncos legend Eric Saubert!!
I learned who Adin Ross is today and I'd like to go back to yesterday when I didnt know
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I learned who Adin Ross is today and I'd like to go back to yesterday when I didnt know
The downfall of Mikko into a dirty player has been pretty disappointing
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The downfall of Mikko into a dirty player has been pretty disappointing
I do believe that CSU's entire starting offensive line is going to the portal. Oh well, roster turnover happens when new coaches come in.
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I do believe that CSU's entire starting offensive line is going to the portal. Oh well, roster turnover happens when new coaches come in.
The Rockies keep hiring qualified baseball guys to work in their baseball operations department and it's making me uncomfortable.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Rockies keep hiring qualified baseball guys to work in their baseball operations department and it's making me uncomfortable.
What kind of fuckwit would murder Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
What kind of fuckwit would murder Rob Reiner
Never even heard of Bandy but great play Bandy!
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Never even heard of Bandy but great play Bandy!
Bahahahaha bye Cheifs
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bahahahaha bye Cheifs
Obligatory former av scores a goal on the avs
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Obligatory former av scores a goal on the avs
Not sure I've ever seen Jost that mad
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Not sure I've ever seen Jost that mad
Olaf.gif Goalofsson!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Olaf.gif Goalofsson!!
Brindley promoted to 1st line so far tonight
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Brindley promoted to 1st line so far tonight
But as soon as the power play ends a goal!
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
But as soon as the power play ends a goal!
Val got a penalty for being strong
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Val got a penalty for being strong
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You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
Cattle Decapitation is like impossibly good.
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Cattle Decapitation is like impossibly good.
The Wild remain completely delusional. You make a move like this if you can win a cup right now, which doesn't describe the Wild
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Wild remain completely delusional. You make a move like this if you can win a cup right now, which doesn't describe the Wild
Glad Tkachuk isnt in this game because around now is when he'd start trying to injure people
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Glad Tkachuk isnt in this game because around now is when he'd start trying to injure people