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Redmond Geek

Redmond Geek

@redmondgeek.bsky.social

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The worst person you know.

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Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 3h

The situation in Gaza has just convinced me that either:

1. God doesn’t exist
2. God exists, but is indifferent to our suffering
2. God is a Lovecraftian entity that feeds off of human pain and suffering, so it tortures us for the delicious Garmonbozia

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 4h

How about a web browser that renders web pages and runs scripts quickly and efficiently, without eating gigabytes of RAM?

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 4h

Walton Goggins needs to get into this game with some Walton Goggins Smart Goggle Glasses.

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Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 4h

While they are at it, maybe throw in some pre-90s Midway games (I’m sure they want to keep Mortal Kombat).

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 4h

If they are eager to sell to someone, they should take the Atari Games IP that is part of Warner Bros Games and sell it to the company that owns the rest of the Atari Ip right now. The Atari 50th has a huge hole in it without games like STUN Runner, Paperboy, Hard Drivin’ amd Roadblasters.

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 4h

Accidents happen.

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 4h

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 5h

NEVER FORGET!

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 8h

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 8h

“Renew! Renew!”

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 14h

Fish tacos of course. They have the camper, too.

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 15h

They have a taco side business, too.

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 16h

“Cauliflower.”

a man wearing a bob seger t-shirt is sitting at a table

ALT: a man wearing a bob seger t-shirt is sitting at a table

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Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 16h

I have official paperwork saying my cats help my emotional health. They are very good at their jobs.

A floofy gray and white medium hair cat laying draped over my arm while a ticked tabby shorts or cat is looking out the window in the background.

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 17h

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 17h

Guess it helps when you send the right negotiator.

a bald man with a beard says " no i am the one who knocks "

ALT: a bald man with a beard says " no i am the one who knocks "

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Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 17h

Gotta take care of the grandkids of those retired Nazi war criminals.

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 17h

Such a sweet, handsome guy. Love that dude.

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 20h

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 20h

Sabrina Carpenter, because there’s always an outrageous third act plot twist.

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 21h

youtu.be/HSkyRL0dcfI?...

Firefight in the West Wing - Civil War

YouTube video by Willy's War Films

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 21h

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 21h

Black Mirror wasn’t an instruction manual.

Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 22h

a blurred image of a person walking down a street with the word nope written on the bottom

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Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 22h

For Step 4, can they body slam congressional candidates instead?