Lee-ish
@rednuopdnuorg.bsky.social
Decorator. Barbigerous bon viveur. Talks shit. Pop culture aficionado. Cats. Cake. Knobhead.
When the bottom baubles are on the floor the destroyers work is done and he may, finally, rest.
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
When the bottom baubles are on the floor the destroyers work is done and he may, finally, rest.
I like how the second one looks like he’s been photoshopped in
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I like how the second one looks like he’s been photoshopped in
Whenever I eat a croissant I get the overwhelming urge to be condescending to people (that means I talk down to them as if they’re stupid).
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Whenever I eat a croissant I get the overwhelming urge to be condescending to people (that means I talk down to them as if they’re stupid).
My Turkish barber today was female, and let me tell you that you haven’t lived until you’ve had a woman take a cutthroat razor to your neck, then set fire to your ears, in friendship as opposed to anger for a change.
10/10.
10/10.
a man with long curly hair and a beard is eating a piece of cheesecake
ALT: a man with long curly hair and a beard is eating a piece of cheesecake
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My Turkish barber today was female, and let me tell you that you haven’t lived until you’ve had a woman take a cutthroat razor to your neck, then set fire to your ears, in friendship as opposed to anger for a change.
10/10.
10/10.
If I just did this without invite I’d be on a list somewhere.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If I just did this without invite I’d be on a list somewhere.
We were playing Charades, but she only ever does Con Air
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We were playing Charades, but she only ever does Con Air
Every act of rebellion expresses nostalgia for innocence, and an appeal to the essence of being a silly little fucknut 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Every act of rebellion expresses nostalgia for innocence, and an appeal to the essence of being a silly little fucknut 🥰
Had worse enforced days off.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Had worse enforced days off.
The cat harmacy is open and the doctor is: IN
If you want some prescription really itchy scratches and cuts, there’s no one finer. Just put your hand in the hole (phrasing).
If you want some prescription really itchy scratches and cuts, there’s no one finer. Just put your hand in the hole (phrasing).
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The cat harmacy is open and the doctor is: IN
If you want some prescription really itchy scratches and cuts, there’s no one finer. Just put your hand in the hole (phrasing).
If you want some prescription really itchy scratches and cuts, there’s no one finer. Just put your hand in the hole (phrasing).
Cat for sale. Will do Columbo impressions for whipped cream.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Cat for sale. Will do Columbo impressions for whipped cream.
Found this in my belly button.
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Found this in my belly button.
Just thinking back to when me and the cats entered the 2008 diving championship in the Netherlands.
We didn’t take home the gold, that went to a Maine coon from Basel, but the memories last forever.
We didn’t take home the gold, that went to a Maine coon from Basel, but the memories last forever.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Just thinking back to when me and the cats entered the 2008 diving championship in the Netherlands.
We didn’t take home the gold, that went to a Maine coon from Basel, but the memories last forever.
We didn’t take home the gold, that went to a Maine coon from Basel, but the memories last forever.
My cats looking at the sudden Christmas tree dressed up in shiny balls and tinsel like a needly drag queen
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My cats looking at the sudden Christmas tree dressed up in shiny balls and tinsel like a needly drag queen
The cat ran in early this morning and meowed at me really weirdly. It sounded like when you stretch the neck of a balloon as you let it down.
Someone could’ve been trapped in a well, or he just farted and scared himself.
No idea.
Someone could’ve been trapped in a well, or he just farted and scared himself.
No idea.
a white cat with a surprised look on its face is sitting on a bed .
ALT: a white cat with a surprised look on its face is sitting on a bed .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The cat ran in early this morning and meowed at me really weirdly. It sounded like when you stretch the neck of a balloon as you let it down.
Someone could’ve been trapped in a well, or he just farted and scared himself.
No idea.
Someone could’ve been trapped in a well, or he just farted and scared himself.
No idea.
If I got a fourth cat it would make this picture feel much better, but also I’d be the 41 year old nihilistic misanthrope single man with 4 cats, as well as owning a windup submarine toy to make bubble baths more socially acceptable.
Swings and roundabout really innit.
Swings and roundabout really innit.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If I got a fourth cat it would make this picture feel much better, but also I’d be the 41 year old nihilistic misanthrope single man with 4 cats, as well as owning a windup submarine toy to make bubble baths more socially acceptable.
Swings and roundabout really innit.
Swings and roundabout really innit.
A story in 3 parts
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A story in 3 parts
Look at this stick I found.
Not featured:
Me swinging it about like darth Vader (not Luke, the bad guy is cooler).
Me using it to shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” like Gandalf and getting caught by a lady walking some dogs.
It’s a full time job being a giant spaniel.
Not featured:
Me swinging it about like darth Vader (not Luke, the bad guy is cooler).
Me using it to shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” like Gandalf and getting caught by a lady walking some dogs.
It’s a full time job being a giant spaniel.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Look at this stick I found.
Not featured:
Me swinging it about like darth Vader (not Luke, the bad guy is cooler).
Me using it to shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” like Gandalf and getting caught by a lady walking some dogs.
It’s a full time job being a giant spaniel.
Not featured:
Me swinging it about like darth Vader (not Luke, the bad guy is cooler).
Me using it to shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” like Gandalf and getting caught by a lady walking some dogs.
It’s a full time job being a giant spaniel.
Have a peaceful evening.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Have a peaceful evening.
I’ve eaten 3 apples today and if I were a horse I’d be absolutely fucking delighted.
Also I better not see a doctor for like 6 months. Not even socially or in passing. I expect to have a similar reaction on them as garlic on vampires.
Also I better not see a doctor for like 6 months. Not even socially or in passing. I expect to have a similar reaction on them as garlic on vampires.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’ve eaten 3 apples today and if I were a horse I’d be absolutely fucking delighted.
Also I better not see a doctor for like 6 months. Not even socially or in passing. I expect to have a similar reaction on them as garlic on vampires.
Also I better not see a doctor for like 6 months. Not even socially or in passing. I expect to have a similar reaction on them as garlic on vampires.
Modern art or cheap childish fruit penis humour. All depends on your perspective.
Something for everyone really, I’m very much an equal opportunities provider.
Something for everyone really, I’m very much an equal opportunities provider.
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Modern art or cheap childish fruit penis humour. All depends on your perspective.
Something for everyone really, I’m very much an equal opportunities provider.
Something for everyone really, I’m very much an equal opportunities provider.
November in a nutshell;
What a lovely da… aaand it’s dark.
What a lovely da… aaand it’s dark.
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
November in a nutshell;
What a lovely da… aaand it’s dark.
What a lovely da… aaand it’s dark.
“Sir is this your card… fuck”
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“Sir is this your card… fuck”
Caught him trying to sneak out to meet his girlfriend, probably do catnip marryjiwhana and whatnot.
November 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Caught him trying to sneak out to meet his girlfriend, probably do catnip marryjiwhana and whatnot.