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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟
@reeeeeeen.bsky.social
120 followers 210 following 150 posts
25 she/her @dan.screaming on tiktok
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 23h
why does it seem like everyone is allergic to fun and whimsy
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 2d
I genuinely can't tell if my downstairs neighbors are fighting, fucking, or both
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 4d
My gf and I have a tradition of sending eachother links to bizarre tiktok lives in the middle of the night
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 4d
I have so many saved photos of Dan that Google is asking if we're related
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 6d
petition to start calling Dan and Phil tiktok "dikphok"
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 6d
One of my costumes is gonna be Phil's lion. It'll just look like a normal lion costume, but in my heart it's Phil's lion
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 7d
I thought I was gonna get by this year with only 1 Halloween costume, but it's looking like I'm gonna need 3 again
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 9d
that should be a crime
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 10d
my mom being unable to tell when an image is AI will be the death of me
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 11d
I don't know who needs to hear this, but your 6th grader needs deodorant.
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 12d
Sometimes I forget my gf only casually watches Dan and Phil and isn't in the trenches like the rest of us
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 12d
the cups intimidate me. maybe a phamon?
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 12d
Still can't beleive they were releasing music for an actual cat and I assumed it was Dan and Phil.
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 21d
we getting new danandphilbeats????
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 12d
Yesterday my roommate brought a man into our apartment, he changed into a maid costume in our bathroom, and he immediately left. I didn't question it at the time but I think I'm starting to
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 21d
that post is from like 3 days ago but I haven't seen anybody talking about it
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 21d
we getting new danandphilbeats????
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 27d
forgot how much I enjoy circus performances until today. like damn that was incredible
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · Sep 12
The district doesn't let us put ad blockers on our work laptops for some reason
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · Sep 11
Thanks YouTube for showing an ad with a full diagram of a penis to an entire class of preschoolers 🙃

Maybe we shouldn't have catheter ads on the head shoulders knees and toes song???
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · Aug 27
I am going to eat this entire bowl of cake batter
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · Aug 10
Simon turns 1 today!
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · Aug 6
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · Aug 5
Cashier at the grocery store accidentally said "would you like to round up your total to support the red flags" instead of the red cross 💀
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · Aug 1
Anybody know where @hankgreen.bsky.social got this shirt? I like it.
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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · Jul 31
my beautiful boy
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