Jax Teller as Ed Gein in lingerie, makes me want to change my name to Victoria and share all my secrets. 🤣

#charliehunnam #edgein #EdGeinStory #monsterseries

Waiting for an old lady to sit down on the airport shuttle before I take the seat and realize I’m the old lady. #flying #dia #airport #genx

When I was little, I would collect all the fake credit cards that came in the mail. Now, I collect real credit cards and fake pay them. #creditcards #debt #shopping #genx #money #mail #funny

One thing about being with someone who’s age appropriate is…when you have to stop and pee 3 times in one hour they need to stop and pee too. #middleage #genx #gettingolder #dating

Getting older is weird. 15 years ago I thought Jon Hamm’s chiseled jaw was sexy or Chris Hemsworth’s broad shoulders…but now, I’m looking at The Cypt Keeper thinking, “aren’t his eyes a pretty shade of light blue.” #gettingolder #middleage #cougar #women

Who needs a samurai sword when you have an Otter Pop to slice your opponents open. #otterpop #otterpops #flav-or-ice #pop-ice #posicle

Why are the parents of the Love Island cast members so proud of them? Is it because they made it onto a reality show or that they spend all day walking around in G strings? #loveisland #loveislandusa

 They expect it to be 100° at the Renaissance Festivall this weekend. It’s going to smell like the actual Renaissance. #renaissancefestival #larkspur #denver

The DisneyWorld Princess Breakfast costs $1,050.00 for 5 people! That breakfast better come with a lap dance. #disneyworld #disneyprincess

I play Jeopardy like a man swiping right on Tinder…I throw out as many answers as I can in hopes of landing just one. #jeopardy #tinder

We think dinosaurs were mean and
vicious, but what if they were all just running around like a bunch of silly Emus. #jurassicworldrebirth

Was gonna try a ZBiotic but then I read the instructions and it said to “drink responsibly.” If I was going to drink responsibly I wouldn’t need a ZBiotic! #zbiotic

 The new Pope will be implementing Americanin culture in the Vatican. The confessionals will now be referred to as In-N-Out  booths. #pope #in-n-out #funny

They finally picked a new pope and he’s American. The Vatican’s new slogan is “Make the Vatican Great Again.”
He’s gonna issue tariffs on requests for forgiveness. #pope

We may be “Up In Smoke” today as a new pope is chosen. I’m excited to see which one they choose…Cheech or Chong. #pontiff #cheechmarin #pope

I belong to an anxiety/panic attack group but nobody ever posts in it. #comedy

When you do the walk of shame…not from a one night stand but from Golden Corral. #buffet #funny