for once joan, your wrong. what haven't I seen? enlighten me. oh come on, it'll be like old times, literally. I remember lying about my age to you once and you said and I quote “if you're going to drink vodka, your drinking decent vodka, take a seat.” me behave? always.

how do you know your quite wrong? I haven't said anything have I? rumour has it you still have decent vodka, fancy sharing some and I get you some more in through the kitchen? I don't know what I want you to do about it quite yet but your not a bad kisser.

maybe you should do something about that, hey? I mean unsolved tension will only keep getting bigger. just you?

it wasn't what I was expecting, that's for sure.

oh.

ew.

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