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He/Him. Chee-burg bastard. Not hot but spicy. 1% evil, 99% hot gas. A miserable little pile of secrets. ISFJ. ACAB. BLM. Trans rights 🏳️⚧️ Free Palestine from Zionism.
18+ follow at own risk; unabashedly horny on main.
18+ follow at own risk; unabashedly horny on main.
I do not regret that 10 pull whatsoever. First try on the banner and I get Cafe AND Doto? I may never be this lucky again.
#umamusume
#ウマ娘
#umamusume
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December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I do not regret that 10 pull whatsoever. First try on the banner and I get Cafe AND Doto? I may never be this lucky again.
#umamusume
#ウマ娘
#umamusume
#ウマ娘
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Are we allowed to use “Abolish ICE” yet?
Sound the alarms: it’s snowplow-naming season!
Have a pun that sparkles? A masterpiece? A name that’ll make Minnesota proud? Submit your ideas online by Dec. 19 at noon: mndot.gov/nameasnowplow
Have a pun that sparkles? A masterpiece? A name that’ll make Minnesota proud? Submit your ideas online by Dec. 19 at noon: mndot.gov/nameasnowplow
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Are we allowed to use “Abolish ICE” yet?
One of the worst things about my neuropathy is that every winter now, my feet are always FREEZING. No matter how many how many pairs of socks I put on or how long I have them soaking in hot water in the bathtub or how many extra blankets I wrap them in, they just always feel cold. 🥶
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One of the worst things about my neuropathy is that every winter now, my feet are always FREEZING. No matter how many how many pairs of socks I put on or how long I have them soaking in hot water in the bathtub or how many extra blankets I wrap them in, they just always feel cold. 🥶
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
There are obviously lots of times where when you’re doing the Unity Cup career that when Kashimoto says my trainee has tardiness issues or is socializing too much during training, she’d be right. But when she tries to say that Narita Brian is acting like that? lol, lmao even.
#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
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December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There are obviously lots of times where when you’re doing the Unity Cup career that when Kashimoto says my trainee has tardiness issues or is socializing too much during training, she’d be right. But when she tries to say that Narita Brian is acting like that? lol, lmao even.
#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
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Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose
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UNITED STATES - In an effort to be ready for the 2026 World Cup,. racists across the United States announced their plan to unite behind the United States Men’s National Team (USMNT) in an effort to pr...
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What in the world did the month of December ever do to the people who make these?
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November 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
What in the world did the month of December ever do to the people who make these?
#323
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Both Courtney and Mandy are great and there are lots of reasons to romance either of them. However, there is one concrete reason I’m on Team Courtney. Obviously a lot of personal history before the game begins is excluded but at least on the surface, Mandy dumps Phenomenoman for seemingly no reason.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Both Courtney and Mandy are great and there are lots of reasons to romance either of them. However, there is one concrete reason I’m on Team Courtney. Obviously a lot of personal history before the game begins is excluded but at least on the surface, Mandy dumps Phenomenoman for seemingly no reason.
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For anyone looking for another source, this article is nearly 10 years old. That's how long we've been talking about this and y'all are still grotesquely comfy with pepe emotes.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
For anyone looking for another source, this article is nearly 10 years old. That's how long we've been talking about this and y'all are still grotesquely comfy with pepe emotes.
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Joey Ryan is still such a bitter subject for me. I still vehemently believe in the sort of things he was advocating for in terms of what wrestling can and should be. And now if I say “I hate Joey Ryan,” the IWC immediately assumes that means I think Cornette was right despite him being VERY wrong.
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Joey Ryan is still such a bitter subject for me. I still vehemently believe in the sort of things he was advocating for in terms of what wrestling can and should be. And now if I say “I hate Joey Ryan,” the IWC immediately assumes that means I think Cornette was right despite him being VERY wrong.
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Huh. Well I’ll be goddamned, I actually won a Champions Meeting and my team even swept the podium. Sure, it was only in Group B but it’s farther than I ever thought I’d get in PvP. That Summer Maruzenky I trained really came through when I needed her to most.
#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
#LeoCup
#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
#LeoCup
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Huh. Well I’ll be goddamned, I actually won a Champions Meeting and my team even swept the podium. Sure, it was only in Group B but it’s farther than I ever thought I’d get in PvP. That Summer Maruzenky I trained really came through when I needed her to most.
#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
#LeoCup
#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
#LeoCup
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It’s just past 5:00 pm and the sun has set. Come to me, my beautiful darkness. Bathe me in your moon and starlight.
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November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s just past 5:00 pm and the sun has set. Come to me, my beautiful darkness. Bathe me in your moon and starlight.
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you asked people what the greatest Japanese horror films are, common answers would probably be The Grudge, The Ring, Pulse, Dark Water, Cure, Audition, etc. But I think there’s only one right answer because all those films lack one critical element.
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ROCK’N’ROLL!!!!!!! 🎸🐺 youtu.be/NOIGgrDYUAY?...
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November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If you asked people what the greatest Japanese horror films are, common answers would probably be The Grudge, The Ring, Pulse, Dark Water, Cure, Audition, etc. But I think there’s only one right answer because all those films lack one critical element.
ROCK’N’ROLL!!!!!!! 🎸🐺 youtu.be/NOIGgrDYUAY?...
ROCK’N’ROLL!!!!!!! 🎸🐺 youtu.be/NOIGgrDYUAY?...
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Devil’s fuckin’ Night… 🐦⬛ youtu.be/iN5KUdnxGJQ?...
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October 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Devil’s fuckin’ Night… 🐦⬛ youtu.be/iN5KUdnxGJQ?...
The really stupid thing about this whole “real Americans don’t call anybody but the sister of a parent ‘aunt!’” tantrum is that in one of the most famous sitcoms in American history, one of the three adult leads is the dad’s friend from college but he is still always called “Uncle Joey” by the kids.
October 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The really stupid thing about this whole “real Americans don’t call anybody but the sister of a parent ‘aunt!’” tantrum is that in one of the most famous sitcoms in American history, one of the three adult leads is the dad’s friend from college but he is still always called “Uncle Joey” by the kids.
Is there some sort of polite way to tell my psychiatrist that I feel like the recent increased dosage of the antidepressants I was prescribed are actually making me worse? And that they’ve never felt like they work at any point? And he really needs to get over his obsession with me saying sometimes-
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Is there some sort of polite way to tell my psychiatrist that I feel like the recent increased dosage of the antidepressants I was prescribed are actually making me worse? And that they’ve never felt like they work at any point? And he really needs to get over his obsession with me saying sometimes-
I got real excited when I saw the accented doors thinking I might have actually pulled Doto. But it’s just the regular other Maruzensky. Which is…fine. I like her a lot. But still…dang. 😐
#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I got real excited when I saw the accented doors thinking I might have actually pulled Doto. But it’s just the regular other Maruzensky. Which is…fine. I like her a lot. But still…dang. 😐
#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
The first day of two straight weeks (10 business days) of roof maintenance on our building has begun. And they’ve started basically directly over our apartment.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The first day of two straight weeks (10 business days) of roof maintenance on our building has begun. And they’ve started basically directly over our apartment.