I saw one of those short portrait format videos with some bloke who started saying, "There are two kinds of procrastinators..." and I immediately thought, "I'm probably the second kind."

I'm-a going outside. I hope it's warmer than it was yesterday, when it was cold enough to freeze the tits off great tits. Which would make them just great. Which would be just great as a far as great were concerned, I guess.

I've been meaning to join bluesky for ages but I didn't because I'm to lazy too endure a minor inconvenience to avoid supporting fascism and autocracy.

However today I discovered that their CEO is a hottie who reminds me of Carmina Drummer from The Expanse, so here I am.