🏳️‍⚧️ Dykal Seal 🇵🇷
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🔞 NSFW 28•she/her•🐱🐔 Bianca • Bi • BT Dyke Dog Woman ⚢ 🏳️‍⚧️ 💍 @seraphbeams.bsky.social Love to cook, talk music and attempt art [PDX, OR 🌲]
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butches the minute it starts to rain a lil
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afterwork plans twice in a week?
busiest bitch in the biz
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we are short handed at work so I don't have two days off next to each other through the rest of the month!
one day off then three days of work, on repeat, all October

one such day I have work at noon following a morning of back-to-back appointments of electrolysis & my endo

I might go a lil crazy
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I should make Turkish delights & peanut brittle again and mail them out to friends as gifts
much more shelf stable and cheaper to ship than bread
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i keep falli ngf asleep midtext then waking up forgetting what I was saying
I need a week vacay, too many convos are ending this way lately 😭
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you deserve to hear it, bestie
fuck them!
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call me a cage the way these dog women want to be inside me
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I'm so sorry
how anyone could forget you is beyond my comprehension

they're not worthy of your memory, much less your presence
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I should start carrying a slip lead around as an accessory
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everytime I see an old Polaroid of a pet I think about how they're probably dead now but were oh so loved because someone spent money on film and time getting it developed and how beautiful it is to want to commemorate love, no matter how temporary, with a physical reminder of its eternal presence
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yea, I practice ethical nonmonogamy
all my partners are given humane and painless deaths
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they were just in Portland and I would've seen them were I not so broke
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shout out postal services for allowing me to be gay in a thousand ways
Charles I and Ben Frank are real ones