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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 10d

Honestly wish we could shut the US government down half as well as it shuts itself down.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 13d

OFFICIAL: China urges U.S. government to avoid human rights abuses in restive American province of Oregon.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 14d

SOURCES: Session expected to be brief.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 14d

NEWS: US Secretary of War Hegseth summons top military leaders for Party study session on Donald Trump Thought.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 14d

Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a short speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.”

New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.

www.washingtonpost.com

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 18d

BREAKING: American comedian rehabilitated.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 21d

We’re suckers for a gold card, but we looked into this and it doesn’t get you into anyplace cool.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 23d

Subject to guidance from the Center, of course.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 23d

Comedians in China still allowed to make fun of US government.

CNN @cnn.com · 23d

JUST IN: Disney’s ABC is taking Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show off the air indefinitely amid a controversy over his recent comments about Charlie Kirk’s suspected killer. https://cnn.it/3VmUl9n

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 25d

OPINION: Comrade Trump is practicing politics the right way.

A screen capture of a Donald Trump Truth Social post that reads: “ Today, I have the Great Honor of bringing a $15 Billion Dollar Defamation and Libel Lawsuit against The New York Times, one of the worst and most degenerate newspapers in the History of our Country, becoming a virtual "mouthpiece" for the Radical Left Democrat Party. I view it as the single largest illegal Campaign contribution, EVER. Their Endorsement of Kamala Harris was actually put dead center on the front page of The New York Times, something heretofore UNHEARD OF! The "Times" has engaged in a decades long method of lying about your Favorite President (ME!), my family, business, the America First Movement, MAGA, and our Nation as a whole. I am PROUD to hold this once respected "rag" responsible, as we are doing with the Fake News Networks such as our successful litigation against George Slopadopoulos/ABC/Disney, and 60
Minutes/CBS/Paramount, who knew that they were falsely
"smearing" me through a highly sophisticated system of document and visual alteration, which was, in effect, a malicious form of defamation, and thus, settled for record amounts. They practiced this longterm INTENT and pattern of abuse, which is both unacceptable and illegal. The New York Times has been allowed to freely lie, smear, and defame me for far too long, and that stops, NOW! The suit is being brought in the Great State of Florida. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 25d

Close the universities and send down the students to labor on the farms. What could go wrong?

Politico @politico.com · 25d

Farmers in deep-red Pennsylvania are struggling to find workers. They're pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution, even as Trump cracks down on immigration.

“We need people to do the jobs Americans are too spoiled to do," said one farmer and three-time Trump voter.

'The whole thing is screwed up': Farmers in deep-red Pennsylvania struggle to find workers

They're pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution, even as the president cracks down on immigration.

www.politico.com

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 8

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Axios @axios.com · Sep 8

The lowest share of Americans ever view capitalism positively and big business rates even worse in new Gallup data released today.

Americans give capitalism its lowest ever rating in new Gallup survey

A slim majority of Americans rate capitalism positively.

www.axios.com

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 5

Good heavens. Isn’t one enough?

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 5

MEDIA GUIDANCE: Do not report on remarks that comrade Xi’s Hongqi limousine “looks like a pregnant Lada”. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

China Detains Man for ‘Defamatory’ Remarks About Xi’s Parade

Police in China detained a man for comments critical of President Xi Jinping’s military parade, highlighting the ruling Communist Party’s intolerance of dissent.

www.bloomberg.com

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 5

UPDATE: We are informed by the leading small group on DSA affairs that if any American city were to invade itself, it would be Portland.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 5

Mental note to raise the prices on rare earths again.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 5

Good thinking, comrades. Portland isn’t going to invade itself.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 5

Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 4

Challenging our interns to say, "Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War," without bursting into laughter.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 4

Should be called the Department of Can't Build No Ships.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 4

Wait...It wasn't always called that?

CNN @cnn.com · Sep 4

JUST IN: President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order on Friday that will change the name of the Defense Department to the Department of War, a White House official told CNN. https://cnn.it/467fNUK

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 3

Good idea, comrades. Nothing gets the political blood pumping harder than a plenary session. Make sure you have banners.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 3

OFFICIAL: Claims that military parade is “crypto-erotic spectacle” dismissed.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 3

NEWS: People’s Armed Police troops demonstrate precision shouting skills before assembled dignitaries.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 3

On this occasion of solemn remembrance of the blood spilled in the Chinese People's War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and the World Anti-Fascist War, we invite people everywhere to reflect upon the fact that our military parades kick ass.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 3

Imagine being sentenced to death by a girl who looks like your rich cousin’s most spoiled daughter.

Reuters @reuters.com · Sep 3

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Kim Ju Ae: from 'baby' to 'front runner' in North Korea succession

Kim Ju Ae, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's teenage daughter, has made her international debut, accompanying her father to Beijing this week, marking her out, according to an analyst, as "the front runner" to become the country's next leader.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · Sep 1

Apropos of nothing, if our American friends ever need advice on the best ways to embalm a corpse for worshipful public display, we have some literature.

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