The Relevant Organs
@relevantorgans.bsky.social
China's soft-power vanguard, rectifying your thought since 2010. Claiming this handle as an inalienable part of China.
We spent our whole lives training and working to undermine US soft power and to be honest we’ve never felt so unnecessary. 😢
Breaking news: In a message to Norway’s prime minister, President Donald Trump linked his insistence on taking over Greenland to his grievance over not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize — adding a new twist to Trump’s stoking of a trade war.
Trump ties Greenland takeover bid to Nobel Prize in text to Norway leader
Trump’s push to take over Greenland and unleash a trade war with European nations has sparked the greatest transatlantic crisis in generations.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
We spent our whole lives training and working to undermine US soft power and to be honest we’ve never felt so unnecessary. 😢
They failed to “run” Los Angeles, but go on.
President Trump shocked the nation and the world early Saturday when he announced that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro, and intended to “run the country.” Here’s what we know.
What We Know About the U.S. Operation in Venezuela
U.S. forces carried out an audacious raid on the country’s capital, seizing President Nicolás Maduro. President Trump said the United States now intends to “run” Venezuela.
nyti.ms
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
They failed to “run” Los Angeles, but go on.
MOFA: United States strongly condemned as imperialist hegemon, lawless aggressor, chief international gangster and annoying af for trashing our weekend.
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
MOFA: United States strongly condemned as imperialist hegemon, lawless aggressor, chief international gangster and annoying af for trashing our weekend.
“Five Simples” rectification program launched by leadership of American state media popular among elderly viewers.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
“Five Simples” rectification program launched by leadership of American state media popular among elderly viewers.
Congratulations to our respected colleague Bari Weiss on finally becoming a real journalist.
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Congratulations to our respected colleague Bari Weiss on finally becoming a real journalist.
FIFA Peace Prize considered pale and meaningless imitation of China’s prestigious Confucius Peace Prize, retired by the Ministry of Culture due to lack of sufficiently worthy candidates.
US President Donald Trump receives the new FIFA Peace Prize from Gianni Infantino, head of world football's governing body, at the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
FIFA Peace Prize considered pale and meaningless imitation of China’s prestigious Confucius Peace Prize, retired by the Ministry of Culture due to lack of sufficiently worthy candidates.
EXPERTS: American “Democrat” party widely considered feckless.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
EXPERTS: American “Democrat” party widely considered feckless.
EXPERTS: US President Donald J. Trump considered highly susceptible to gaudy trinkets and baubles.
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
EXPERTS: US President Donald J. Trump considered highly susceptible to gaudy trinkets and baubles.
NEWS: Candidate for Senator of US province of Maine, Graham Platner, reveals new tattoo.
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
NEWS: Candidate for Senator of US province of Maine, Graham Platner, reveals new tattoo.
US PUNDITS: If China’s GDP growth rate falls below
❌10%
❌8%
❌6%
❌5%
???
the government will collapse!!!
❌10%
❌8%
❌6%
❌5%
???
the government will collapse!!!
Kevin Hassett's theory of tariffs: "China has got to sell a lot of stuff to us to maintain political stability. And so if we put a tariff on their stuff, then they cut the price so that our consumer is basically still able to demand as much stuff as they need to sell to be politically stable."
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
US PUNDITS: If China’s GDP growth rate falls below
❌10%
❌8%
❌6%
❌5%
???
the government will collapse!!!
❌10%
❌8%
❌6%
❌5%
???
the government will collapse!!!
Nothing unites reactionary factions like a charismatic socialist.
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nothing unites reactionary factions like a charismatic socialist.
We encourage all Americans to study deeply Pete Hegseth Thought, but especially Americans who work in national security
UPDATE: Sources tell us that NSA staff are *also* included in being forced to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech (that he already forced top military generals to listen to).
@swin24.bsky.social
@swin24.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.
Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
October 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We encourage all Americans to study deeply Pete Hegseth Thought, but especially Americans who work in national security
We wouldn’t let these guys into our military headquarters either, tbh.
DoD today confiscated the badges of the Pentagon reporters from virtually every major media organization in America. - Pentagon Press Association
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We wouldn’t let these guys into our military headquarters either, tbh.
Honestly wish we could shut the US government down half as well as it shuts itself down.
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Honestly wish we could shut the US government down half as well as it shuts itself down.
OFFICIAL: China urges U.S. government to avoid human rights abuses in restive American province of Oregon.
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
OFFICIAL: China urges U.S. government to avoid human rights abuses in restive American province of Oregon.
NEWS: US Secretary of War Hegseth summons top military leaders for Party study session on Donald Trump Thought.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a short speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.”
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
NEWS: US Secretary of War Hegseth summons top military leaders for Party study session on Donald Trump Thought.
BREAKING: American comedian rehabilitated.
September 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
BREAKING: American comedian rehabilitated.
We’re suckers for a gold card, but we looked into this and it doesn’t get you into anyplace cool.
September 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We’re suckers for a gold card, but we looked into this and it doesn’t get you into anyplace cool.
Comedians in China still allowed to make fun of US government.
JUST IN: Disney’s ABC is taking Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show off the air indefinitely amid a controversy over his recent comments about Charlie Kirk’s suspected killer. https://cnn.it/3VmUl9n
September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Comedians in China still allowed to make fun of US government.
OPINION: Comrade Trump is practicing politics the right way.
September 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
OPINION: Comrade Trump is practicing politics the right way.
Close the universities and send down the students to labor on the farms. What could go wrong?
Farmers in deep-red Pennsylvania are struggling to find workers. They're pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution, even as Trump cracks down on immigration.
“We need people to do the jobs Americans are too spoiled to do," said one farmer and three-time Trump voter.
“We need people to do the jobs Americans are too spoiled to do," said one farmer and three-time Trump voter.
'The whole thing is screwed up': Farmers in deep-red Pennsylvania struggle to find workers
They're pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution, even as the president cracks down on immigration.
www.politico.com
September 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Close the universities and send down the students to labor on the farms. What could go wrong?
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The lowest share of Americans ever view capitalism positively and big business rates even worse in new Gallup data released today.
Americans give capitalism its lowest ever rating in new Gallup survey
A slim majority of Americans rate capitalism positively.
www.axios.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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MEDIA GUIDANCE: Do not report on remarks that comrade Xi’s Hongqi limousine “looks like a pregnant Lada”. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
China Detains Man for ‘Defamatory’ Remarks About Xi’s Parade
Police in China detained a man for comments critical of President Xi Jinping’s military parade, highlighting the ruling Communist Party’s intolerance of dissent.
www.bloomberg.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
MEDIA GUIDANCE: Do not report on remarks that comrade Xi’s Hongqi limousine “looks like a pregnant Lada”. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Good thinking, comrades. Portland isn’t going to invade itself.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Good thinking, comrades. Portland isn’t going to invade itself.
Wait...It wasn't always called that?
JUST IN: President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order on Friday that will change the name of the Defense Department to the Department of War, a White House official told CNN. https://cnn.it/467fNUK
September 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Wait...It wasn't always called that?