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kenny jones

@relientkenny.bsky.social

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kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · Nov 20

hello 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾 welcome to my bluesky. follow me and i’ll follow back i promise it’ll be fun over here on this timeline

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kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 34m

i love ppl that are always down to make tiktoks. they’re the most fun ppl to be around

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 7h

waaaay too much bro

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kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 1d

i love playing the mcdonald’s monopoly game!! just won all these free food items 🙌🏾

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 1d

i hate talking to someone new cause then you’re just sitting around all day looking goofy waiting for them to text/call you back

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 4d

normalize naming your pets after yourself

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 4d

i need a rave gf that i can eventually turn into my HOUSE-wife

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 5d

idk why but watching no commentary full videogame walkthroughs on youtube is so peaceful for my soul

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 5d

i hate internet trolling so much. i miss when the internet was pre-anyone born before the 2000s

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kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 6d

i wish artists would stop dropping a music video at the same time as the song. let the song at least breathe on its own for a month and THEN create anticipation for the video

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kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 6d

oh. gen alpha gets their first ever big meme moment lol

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 7d

artists announcing a tour and giving you a day and a half to maybe 3 days to get ready is not enough to prepare fans to be able to buy concert tickets!!!

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 7d

that “6-7” thing is gen alphas first ever major meme moment for their generation and i STILL have no idea wtf that means

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 7d

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

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kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 8d

i love being a millennial. i’ll forever brag that we are the greatest generation that ever lived

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 8d

IMMEDIATELY after i sign up for a free trial, i make sure to cancel that thing. ain’t no way im gonna wait to the last second to cancel.

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kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 8d

i’m only playing the mcdonald’s monopoly game so i can score as much free food as i possibly can

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 9d

i love it when artists drop EPs. like give us some music where you’re just in a creative space that has nothing to do with an album. just some fun music to feed the fans

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 10d

Nicki on twitter spaces sounding like she has my family hostage and won’t release them until i hear her demands

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 10d

I was born in the 90s, so of course I know everything

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 10d

Jesus is up there in heaven looking down watching America the way ppl watch The Real Housewives franchise

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 11d

the worst thing a fast food restaurant can do is add mayo to my food 🤮🤮🤮

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 12d

being a republican is the EASIEST career to have today because you can say whatever you want and don’t need to have facts cause the base that supports you is too stupid to do research and is easy to take money from

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 12d

“i didn’t vote for this!!” yes you did. you voted for the unqualified idiot over the HIGHLY qualified woman.

kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 12d

i’m so mad i missed the era when ppl used to actually DANCE in clubs. nobody dances 100% in clubs anymore cause everyone’s afraid of being randomly filmed for some strangers social media account

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kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 12d

2024 could be argued that it was just as good of a year as 2016🤷🏾‍♂️