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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc

@renolethyn.bsky.social

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · Aug 9

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

ideal buffet just has frog legs, crayfish, and unlimited root beer on tap

You'd have to shoot me to make me leave

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

frozen stuff's great you can just kind of put it all in a pan and put it in at like 375F to 425F and just. check it. the vegetables will be fine, so when the meat's done, chow down

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

frozen brussels sprouts, toss in onion powder, garlic powder,cumin, dash of salt and liquid smoke, place in pan
layer atop pieces of frozen bacon
place in cold oven, set to 425F and turn on

As the oven heats it should render bacon fat, cook the sprouts, crisp the bacon

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

Wow! That's kind of extreme! And...not how that works, really, jesus!

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

yeah that's fair it's...gnarly. it involves pliers. and peeling skin off things.

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

the solution is get a fishing license and get your own frogs

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

And you know, worst case if they don't have frog legs I'm going to commit a beef broccoli-based sin of consumption

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

also this particular outing i weirded out my roommate's mom because I was eating shrimp with the tails attached and just...eating the tails because they were fried and tasty too.

She looked at me like I was a slightly different species

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

This is the place I finally got to TRY frog legs--and they are not made well, I'm well aware they're dry and overcooked, yhohu can just FEEL that--but they still TASTE so good

I was trying to eat the BONES man

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

I'm aiming to get thrown the fuck out for eating all their frog legs, you dig

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4h

good news everyone just confirmed the buffet I'm eyeing to FUCK UP tomorrow does in fact have frog legs on the dinner menu

This chinese buffet is about to see the ascent of a new god of gluttony, I swear to Nurgle

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah that happens, I've sort of fumbled around and found out I get a little flustered by Henry Rollins lookin dudes and the lead singer of Theory of a Deadman in their MV for Lowlife

dunno why

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 5h

i didn't know i needed a rigidly angular dorito-shaped-but-slender man in just the SLUTTIEST professional wear ever but I saw someone play with it and YEESH, recalibrated a few of my expectations about myself

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 5h

RIGHT? like DAMN

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 1d

if I really like you I might just throw a heavy tarp over it (mute function, review later when I'm less irritated) but mostly behavior that gets blasted or buried is not a one-off, I find, so it stays that way

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 1d

I could draw <thing>! But it won't look the way I want. It'll take hours. It won't be an improvement over my last attempt at drawing <thing>.
It's all so fuckin tiresome and feels so unrewarding. I should try to refund my WIPs in November if I make no more progress.

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 1d

I browse my TL like a cantankerous old man on a porch

the second I see some shit that rankles me I blast it with me boomstick

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 1d

Big apologies to anyone who's been hanging on for more Horny Art, I'm very consumed by full time work. it's... a thing I kind of want to do but I'll be honest I'm still really hard feeling the burnout

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 3d

go in the balls

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 3d

buttholes should be larger

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4d

oouuuugh carb death

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4d

hell yeah

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4d

baked potato full of chili and topped with melty cheddar

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Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4d

that or see if the chinese buffet still has frog legs, sometime. if they have frog legs still I'm just gonna go berserk on em

Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc @renolethyn.bsky.social · 4d

that's next