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@renownedwriter.bsky.social

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[This account is fully a parody, not associated with Deltarune or it's creator, likes and reposts appreciated!] (Art on profile picture by @sun-citadel.bsky.social banner by @redinkblots!) [Do not interact if: NSFW or Lewd]

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · Jul 5

ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴏʟᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ!

(Beautiful art by @drowninnoodles! The caption reads 'I may be old, but you're older!', referencing a Buster Scruggs movie line.)

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 1d

“ To one of your 𝙉𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙔 clients, this is a real chance for me... ”

🌙 ━ #KnightsOfGuinevere | #parodybsky | #mvrp

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✱ Ya heard it right! He was nice, should probably still be alive, eh?

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✱ Yuppidy-do! Nice human, he was...

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✱ I will make a song in your honor and call it Fag de Lune!

Pippins! 🎲 @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 2d

YOU CAN'T??? CALL ME THAT??????

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✱ Heh, bold of you to assume I am not gay, and that I can say the word freely!

✱ Clearly you haven't seen an old homosexual man before, typical...

✱ ... ya fag!

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✱ Heh, bold of you to assume I am not gay, and that I can say the word freely!

✱ Clearly you haven't seen an old homosexual man before, typical...

✱ ... ya fag!

Pippins! 🎲 @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 2d

HE CAN'T SAY THAT

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✱ You fag!

Pippins! 🎲 @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 2d

W. What???

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✶ Let's hope it's just a phase!

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✶ Seductive sunday? I'm quite sexy myself, I tell ya!

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✶ I do whatever I want!

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✶ Let's hope it's just a phase!

Pippins! 🎲 @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 2d

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✶ ... The hell am I supposed to do in this situation?

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✶ Genius germs... handshakes? Ah, ah... I'm not big on these types of minimalistic games!

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

jack

(human Gerson event? maybe.)

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✶ Pssh, what? Is he some kinda Harry Pogger character?

「 He cackles. 」

✶ But, hmm... maybe I do know your father, jus' can't quite put my finger into it.

✶ All I remember is that I've probably met him once or twice.

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 2d

✶ Ain't he the one with the big nose and weird glasses?

「 Scratching his chin... 」

✶ I saw him 'round ere every once in a while! Never figured what's up with em', still.

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 3d

✶ Eh, don't care about them, Gabs!

「 He taps his cane on their head. 」

✶ 'sides, you know how your dad is! Can barely know what he has going on in that hollow noggin'!

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 3d

✶ Hey, big feller! Being old ain't that bad! Ye know what they say, 'old is gold'!

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 3d

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 3d

✶ Let that side shine, kiddo! You still young, don't fret 'bout it too much.

「 He chuckles, cane firmly held... 」

✶ Less, there's another reason why you don't act happy even if you are? Somethin' botherin ya?

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 5d

✶ Childish means happiness, so does goofiness, stuff like that!

✶ It means you still have fun in things, ya know? No shame in showing that.

✶ I myself am childish, geheheh! I rarely even get serious, less it's important in my eye!

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 5d

(HAPPY ENDING)

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 5d

✶ Lezzing out? Sounds like a treat!

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 5d

jack

(I love Gerson and Gabi ints, I really try my best to give them that non-blood related family dynamic)

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 5d

✶ But, do ya really need to be ashamed? Knowing that, there's someone that appreciates your efforts, no matter what it is, doesn't it make you want to keep trying, and thriving?

✶ You're a talented kid, Gabi, you got way more in yeself than when I did when I was younger, GYAH HA HAH!

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 5d

「 The old man cackles... nearly mocking you, but in a friendly way. 」

✶ You think that aint good enough? I thought it was fine for yer first try.

✶ Sometimes, life don't really go by fast, few are talented enough to do these types of things, no fuss, no buzz.

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 5d

✶ A lot of things can be life advices! Ye just gotta try.

「 Rubbing Gabi's head gently! 」

✶ But, if you want my secret, hmm, well... how do I tell ya?

✶ Put a lil shell into it! Try it, I'm sure you'll do just as good!