MediumC0re
@replicantredux.bsky.social
dumb jokes, horror hot takes, gastro-enthusiast, mini painter, movie lover, he/him, probably a synthetic
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When I die my only wish is that my consciousness not be preserved in a neural engram, bury me with my shitposts
I may be in the minority but I think the Peoples Court theme song would slap if they played it on a saxaphone instead of a piano
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I may be in the minority but I think the Peoples Court theme song would slap if they played it on a saxaphone instead of a piano
nobody:
me: twizzlers have a plasticy flavor while red vines have a more waxy flavor
me: twizzlers have a plasticy flavor while red vines have a more waxy flavor
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
nobody:
me: twizzlers have a plasticy flavor while red vines have a more waxy flavor
me: twizzlers have a plasticy flavor while red vines have a more waxy flavor
If we can't have flying cars, could we at least get submersible cars?
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If we can't have flying cars, could we at least get submersible cars?
The only morale reason to consume a beet is to stave off death from starvation.
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The only morale reason to consume a beet is to stave off death from starvation.
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So grateful that @cateyepress.bsky.social asked me to chat about my love of #gastrohorror! They also have a book called Cursed Cooking! It’s an anthology and cookbook! Go check it out!
www.cateyepress.com/store/p/curs...
www.cateyepress.com/store/p/curs...
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
So grateful that @cateyepress.bsky.social asked me to chat about my love of #gastrohorror! They also have a book called Cursed Cooking! It’s an anthology and cookbook! Go check it out!
www.cateyepress.com/store/p/curs...
www.cateyepress.com/store/p/curs...
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Let's build a technology so powerful it can end civilization, but don't worry, we'll run it in a sandbox we vibe coded so it can't read your email.
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Let's build a technology so powerful it can end civilization, but don't worry, we'll run it in a sandbox we vibe coded so it can't read your email.
The Sloth of the Baskervilles would have been a very different story to the one that we actually got.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The Sloth of the Baskervilles would have been a very different story to the one that we actually got.
Alien archeologists from the future are going to puzzle over the number of digital clocks we have in our kitchens
January 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Alien archeologists from the future are going to puzzle over the number of digital clocks we have in our kitchens
If my garage were a delinquent storage unit with the sum contents up for auction how much would you bid? of note is at least one documented cursed object.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If my garage were a delinquent storage unit with the sum contents up for auction how much would you bid? of note is at least one documented cursed object.
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Something I love about #gastrohorror & food in horror films is how long it’s been around. @rewindfee.com inspired me to poke around #silentfilm more & there are so many restaurant/bar scenes & even instances of ghostly food play & gross out stuff. Always looking for more like this! Hit me with recs!
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Something I love about #gastrohorror & food in horror films is how long it’s been around. @rewindfee.com inspired me to poke around #silentfilm more & there are so many restaurant/bar scenes & even instances of ghostly food play & gross out stuff. Always looking for more like this! Hit me with recs!
Why is it that elevators are haunted at a much higher rate than escalators or stairs?
January 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Why is it that elevators are haunted at a much higher rate than escalators or stairs?
I might not be what you would call "good" at magic but I am a master at making my coffee cup disapear.
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I might not be what you would call "good" at magic but I am a master at making my coffee cup disapear.
I always wanted to go to one of those house parties where everyone dresses up like their favorite universal monster and you eat dorritos while drinking pepsi products
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I always wanted to go to one of those house parties where everyone dresses up like their favorite universal monster and you eat dorritos while drinking pepsi products
The average person between the ages of 34 and 55 does not have enough strategically located tarp covered caches to maintain their standard of living in retirement
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The average person between the ages of 34 and 55 does not have enough strategically located tarp covered caches to maintain their standard of living in retirement
sometimes I miss 2005 Chipotle
January 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
sometimes I miss 2005 Chipotle
In a mediocre Bane voice, "you merely adopted slop. I was born in it, molded by it"
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
In a mediocre Bane voice, "you merely adopted slop. I was born in it, molded by it"
Its been said before but it bears repeating. Transmutation is a poor wizards necromancy and necromancy is a rich wizards transmutation
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Its been said before but it bears repeating. Transmutation is a poor wizards necromancy and necromancy is a rich wizards transmutation
Right now, this very moment, someone out there is recklessly experimenting with flaming hot cheetos and ice cream and they are getting dangerously close to achieving their unsanctioned designs
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Right now, this very moment, someone out there is recklessly experimenting with flaming hot cheetos and ice cream and they are getting dangerously close to achieving their unsanctioned designs
After you realize that Thor and Cars have an identicle plot you can never go back. Forever will you be burdened with this terrible knowledge.
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
After you realize that Thor and Cars have an identicle plot you can never go back. Forever will you be burdened with this terrible knowledge.
"costco tonkatsu ramen" is a pretty good tongue twister
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"costco tonkatsu ramen" is a pretty good tongue twister
l'm over here cooking fondue and watching Tron for our Trondue New Years tradition, and @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social is poping off like "I wish Kevin Flynn was canonically bi" 😘
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
l'm over here cooking fondue and watching Tron for our Trondue New Years tradition, and @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social is poping off like "I wish Kevin Flynn was canonically bi" 😘
honestly i think I prefer to do my reading by the light of a flashlight in an undisclosed location
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
honestly i think I prefer to do my reading by the light of a flashlight in an undisclosed location
If I ever become fluent in german it will be exclusively beause of Bernd das Brot
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If I ever become fluent in german it will be exclusively beause of Bernd das Brot
Reading from what some call the Book of Black Carols on Saturnalia, an undulating hungry void pierces the veil and its many maws endlessly echo "come in, and know me better man"
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Reading from what some call the Book of Black Carols on Saturnalia, an undulating hungry void pierces the veil and its many maws endlessly echo "come in, and know me better man"