Resistance Daddy
@resistancedaddy.bsky.social
Making a difference 300 characters at a time 💪
The real DJ literally had to kidnap a dictator to shut the public up about Epstein. His capacity to one up the narrative never ceases to amaze me.
January 6, 2026 at 3:09 AM
The real DJ literally had to kidnap a dictator to shut the public up about Epstein. His capacity to one up the narrative never ceases to amaze me.
When @Andrew Cuomo followed up with his 2048 campaign promises to withdraw the troops from Venezuela after a difficult four years of President @bigballs, big balls will win his ‘52 campaign commenting on the disastrous instability caused by such withdrawal
January 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
When @Andrew Cuomo followed up with his 2048 campaign promises to withdraw the troops from Venezuela after a difficult four years of President @bigballs, big balls will win his ‘52 campaign commenting on the disastrous instability caused by such withdrawal
How many #trumpcoin does it take to stop this war?
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
How many #trumpcoin does it take to stop this war?
2025 is dead, long live 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
2025 is dead, long live 2026!
Remember that year that only 68 acts were passed congress (link in comment), life obstructer in chief blocked more than 3% to flex his power www.usnews.com/news/politic...
www.usnews.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Remember that year that only 68 acts were passed congress (link in comment), life obstructer in chief blocked more than 3% to flex his power www.usnews.com/news/politic...
Hear me out, Mar o Lago should be given national park status. Not to make troll happy, but to publicize it and give access to his loyal, loud, and “respectful” fan base.
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hear me out, Mar o Lago should be given national park status. Not to make troll happy, but to publicize it and give access to his loyal, loud, and “respectful” fan base.
I remember when Joe Biden was president, folks got Christmas Eve of work
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I remember when Joe Biden was president, folks got Christmas Eve of work
When you realize your winter @birkenstock.bsky.social are really a 20 year defunct spinoff brand called Newalk, and they will not be replacing cork soles
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When you realize your winter @birkenstock.bsky.social are really a 20 year defunct spinoff brand called Newalk, and they will not be replacing cork soles
For the record, last time I went into a lady’s restroom was to help change a diaper. Methinks some politician’s wives may never have been afforded that help.
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
For the record, last time I went into a lady’s restroom was to help change a diaper. Methinks some politician’s wives may never have been afforded that help.
SB-8 is going to keep poor @greg Abbott out of public restrooms because he wasn’t assigned accessible at birth 😭
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
SB-8 is going to keep poor @greg Abbott out of public restrooms because he wasn’t assigned accessible at birth 😭
67 🫴 is a ploy from @bigoilsupporter.bsky.social to get Gen Alpha to set their thermostats lower than other generations at 69 😉
December 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
67 🫴 is a ploy from @bigoilsupporter.bsky.social to get Gen Alpha to set their thermostats lower than other generations at 69 😉
The @gregabbott-tx.bsky.social TTC did nothing to stop losing this Texan treasure to PE ensuring the conservative agenda to make Texas mediocre again
Six years after it was sold to a Chicago private-equity firm, Texas's favorite burger chain is opening new restaurants at a brisk pace. 🍔
An inside look at its plans to win over the rest of America: https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/inside-look-whataburger-national-expansion-strategy/
An inside look at its plans to win over the rest of America: https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/inside-look-whataburger-national-expansion-strategy/
Whataburger Isn’t What It Used to Be
An inside look at Texas’s favorite burger chain and its plans to win over the rest of America.
www.texasmonthly.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The @gregabbott-tx.bsky.social TTC did nothing to stop losing this Texan treasure to PE ensuring the conservative agenda to make Texas mediocre again
@romanmars.bsky.social I’m so sorry, but hearing you schilling Emirates followed by B2B ROAS for linked in has completed my dystopia bingo card (1/many)
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@romanmars.bsky.social I’m so sorry, but hearing you schilling Emirates followed by B2B ROAS for linked in has completed my dystopia bingo card (1/many)
When I was their age, you had to wait for the technology to exist to get a social media account at 16 instead of being legislated by the #australian government. Good on em
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
When I was their age, you had to wait for the technology to exist to get a social media account at 16 instead of being legislated by the #australian government. Good on em
Anyone feel like the @meta algorithm is tied to the @iphone 15 minute warning such that it gives you the best 45 second content at 14:45 on that timer?
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Anyone feel like the @meta algorithm is tied to the @iphone 15 minute warning such that it gives you the best 45 second content at 14:45 on that timer?
I’m so excited for these #blackfriday deals where the discounts are up to $5 more than regular retail 🥰🥰
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m so excited for these #blackfriday deals where the discounts are up to $5 more than regular retail 🥰🥰
Fuck shamwow and it’s anti-woke twat
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Fuck shamwow and it’s anti-woke twat
While we’re on inflation indicators, when’s the $200 bill going to drop?
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
While we’re on inflation indicators, when’s the $200 bill going to drop?
@jc-econ.bsky.social will you please weigh in on if you think the musk payment package is an inflation indicator?
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@jc-econ.bsky.social will you please weigh in on if you think the musk payment package is an inflation indicator?
The cyber truck fails to truck so hard they offer accessories to give it the same utility as a Subaru Crosstrek
August 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The cyber truck fails to truck so hard they offer accessories to give it the same utility as a Subaru Crosstrek
…. Or we could offer our sound American patriotism and offer to read the books and summarize as our American duty. A small fee in the form of a tax reduction for the literate may help 😇
Shelves for young adult books in Livingston Parish, Louisiana, are empty.
That's because the librarians have to read 30,000 books to check for "explicit content."
(No such thing exists.)
(This is a TREMENDOUS waste of taxpayer dollars).
www.nola.com/news/livings...
That's because the librarians have to read 30,000 books to check for "explicit content."
(No such thing exists.)
(This is a TREMENDOUS waste of taxpayer dollars).
www.nola.com/news/livings...
Librarians reading 30,000 books in Livingston Parish to check for explicit material
Livingston Parish libraries have found a solution for the community's concerns about the possibility of sexually explicit material in children's books: read every single book on the shelf.
www.nola.com
February 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
…. Or we could offer our sound American patriotism and offer to read the books and summarize as our American duty. A small fee in the form of a tax reduction for the literate may help 😇
Gulf of America was Gulf of Mexico… If you’ve a date in the Gulf of Mexico, odds are she doesn’t want to date you anymore due to your political views.
February 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gulf of America was Gulf of Mexico… If you’ve a date in the Gulf of Mexico, odds are she doesn’t want to date you anymore due to your political views.
Cybertruck: The new most commonly found vehicle at the stripclubs
February 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Cybertruck: The new most commonly found vehicle at the stripclubs
What do yall think President big balls is going to do about avian flu?
February 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What do yall think President big balls is going to do about avian flu?