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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · May 24

Anybody ever notice how all the Missions are, in fact, : Possible?

Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Mar 8

Never forget that The Guardian Legend had one of the best soundtracks on the NES ever.

Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 9

Just so it's well documented BEFORE Elon orders Trump to put us all in work camps, I have a heart condition, so unless it's desk work, it's not gonna go well for me.

Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 8

You know how when you watch a futuristic sci-fi movie, and you see the badass future city and think, "man, that would be so dope"?

Yeah, I guess we'll never have that, now.

Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 7

The fact that a time traveller hasn't shown up to stop what is happening to America right now pretty much confirms that time travel will never be possible.

Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 7

My potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my potions.

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 7

You can't handle their potions.

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 2

Everybody was doin' it back in the day. We used to make games and trade the calculators with each other to play them.

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 2

I mean, I made a game on a TI-83 calculator back in '97. That's... that's about it, though.

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 2

Valheim and The Long Dark

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 2

I hear ya. I read all the books after finishing Blood and Wine because I wanted more Witcher.

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 2

Blood and Wine is not only a great DLC that's even better than the main game, but it's probably the best DLC of any game of all time.

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 2

These controllers don't run.

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 2

Hold on. Wait.

Posts on BlueSky are called "skeets"?

...seriously? C'mon, really?

Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Feb 1

I don't care for fishing IRL, and I don't play games who's main focus is fishing, but if your game doesn't have a fishing side activity, your game is bullshit and you should feel bad.

Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Jan 31

Don't get me wrong, remastering Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver is cool and all, because Soul Reaver is cool as shit, but when are we getting a Legacy of Kain remake/remaster?

Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Jan 29

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Jan 29

Some day, when the world is at its breaking point, and humanity has fallen into its lowest pits of despair, looking for an answer, @square-enix-games.com will release a Vagrant Story remake and deliver us all.

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Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Jan 26

Really struggling not to reply "Saquon deez nuts" to every Saquon post I see today.

Restless Corpse @restlesscorpse.bsky.social · Jan 26

I've never met a League of Legends player that actually likes League of Legends.

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