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retnap
@retnap.bsky.social
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pretty alright marital partner, dad, special education teacher, veteran. he/him
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · Jan 10
i know it’s gonna be a shitty coupla years coming up, but could we please do our best to not post videos of that dumbass felonious rapist talking? it doesn’t matter what he’s saying. it’s gonna be stupid. we don’t need to hear it. thanks in advance
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 5h
time ta sue the pants offa them
a man in a blue suit and red tie stands at a podium in a courtroom
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 8h
a man in armor is holding a shield and asking who
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 10h
a dog is laying on a chair in a living room .
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 10h
jesus fuckin hell
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 11h
suuuuuuuue their asses!
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 1d
in fairness that is also what jesus taught… so… like nothing too radical there
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 1d
text over clip of simpsons’ ralph talking to his parents reads “Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me”
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 1d
illegitimate lawbreaking law enforcer breaks laws and the legitimacy of her law enforcement agency
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 1d
hey now that the nazis are singling out jews can we officially get to calling them nazis?
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 1d
as a huge fan of this film series (a bloody batch of good bad movies) i am shocked and so happy to find it based on paper. thanks for bringing this to my attention as i will be looking for it myself soon!
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 1d
as a soldier who spent most of their time in the derelict “recommissioned” ww2 barracks of fort mccoy, wi, bivouacking was considered a significant step up in restful accommodations
typical fort mccoy bathroom situation, four open toilets next to one another with a roll of toilet paper on the ground waiting to be passed around
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 1d
big time bribery problems from the swamp draining folk… weird…
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 1d
is there like a window here for the not autism cuz my boy wasn’t snipped at all and still got the tism

similarly my wife was also never circumcised and ended up touched by the tism…

come to think of it, i’ve heard that her father, a model train enthusiast, was circumcised but i don’t know when…
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 1d
if only there were an opposition party working against them eh schiff?
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 2d
they’re gonna privatize the government
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 2d
way to continue to legitimize this administrations lies
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 2d
the fuck does that mean so long as no one does anything? they get told they did a bad?
its fucking done! they’ll go off and do it again elsewhere because there are no ramifications for their misdeeds
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 2d
i can confirm:

there are no signatures in this document

unfortunately laws only work when they are enforced
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 9d
every paycheck during the shit down shouldn’t have federal taxes removed.
a baby wearing boxing gloves says bring it in a gym
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 2d
“the republican shutdown”

please report responsibly
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 3d
check out the season 4 episode one of creepshow, specifically “twenty minutes with cassandra”

it’s a wonderful treasure of dialogue and intrigue, in a generally enjoyable pile of schlock
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 3d
silly old guy

some ones granddad

suspended on grindr

some obvious groper

simple once-used gear

sucks on guns

such obvious gut
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 3d
some obvious gobshite

shit only gang

sucks off goose-steppers

son ofa gaslighter

shame of grandma
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 3d
im asking this while channeling my absolute most whitest caucasity:

who the fuck is lee greenwood?
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retnap @retnap.bsky.social · 3d
really can’t wait for us to hit on a period of time where we don’t get a picture for future history books every goddamn day
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