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@retrogayde.bsky.social
“I did a 3 mile wheelie”
February 16, 2026 at 7:41 AM
she talkin abt fucking her attorney bro

that’s my queen fr
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
“He’s dating my girlfriend”

Ya’ll so brave fr
February 15, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Who up. Contemplating ,,,
February 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
“I’m gonna go lay on my couch….

and you’re not gonna be there. :)”
February 14, 2026 at 9:59 AM
“There were 3 Reece’s cups on the floor and I knew ts was you.”
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
“Broooooo we Have to watch Rick & Morty Brooooooo it’ll blow your minddddddddd bro.”
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
You ever think abt how your parents are the first people you ever met
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
“Mixed drinks are cool, but I just like hard alcohol”
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
“I’m saving myself for dabs”
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I’m the cutting edge.

“You sound stupid as fuck rn.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I’m trying to be the Groom of Honor
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 AM
omg should I text her
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
“Let’s have a miserable evening”
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 AM
“Everyone you're looking at is also you. You could be that person. You could be that monster, you could be that cop. And you have to decide, in yourself, not to be.”

James Baldwin
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
“Get that shit away from in front of my eyes”
January 23, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Are there any OF girls on bluesky yet
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 AM
“To this DAY I’m scared of AIDS.”
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 AM
“You’re emotionally awesome rn”
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 PM
“K-hole for 3?”
December 30, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Robin Williams partly kys bc he was a closeted 63yo bisexual man in 2014
December 26, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I guess I gotta yell into the void here now bc twitter is getting too musky
December 25, 2024 at 5:44 PM