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Retrotome ๐Ÿ
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HELP WANTED: i'm looking for somebody who speaks fluently in both french and english and can translate sentences into either language

(it's for a special project i'm researching)
cuz it's not true. you've been BFDLIED to
way back when i was just a bitty boy. living in a box under the stairs of the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry's bait shop (you know the place). well anyway back then, life was going swell and everything was juuuust peachy! except of course for the undeniab
THE SKY HAD A pokemon IN MY CEREAL BOX!
my name is cleveland... i made the brown
1 eminem VS 20 irritable bowel syndromes

#YIAYvs
what opinion got you like this
MARK THIS DAY IN THE HISTORY BOOKS FOR TODAY LEGO STAR WARS II HITS THE SHELVES! BARRY, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A COPY OF LEGO STAR WARS FOR ME.
for 30 million dollars you can buy:

1 shitty AI movie

or

600 verbalase charlie hazbin hotel AMVs
i wanna kill myself with an axe after seeing that 67 GIF
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Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)
i'm fully expecting short-form content commenters to cut down their typing so heavily to the point where they start mentally assigning phrases to single letters of the alphabet
maybe a movie where the main focus is weed or getting high (nothing specific is coming to my mind)
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Do you guys think that for Witches, instead of saying "LET HIM COOK" they say "LET HIM BREW"