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Retrotome 🏝

@retrotome2763.bsky.social

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Jul 26

HELP WANTED: i'm looking for somebody who speaks fluently in both french and english and can translate sentences into either language

(it's for a special project i'm researching)

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 1d

so does demeech

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 6d

sonic the hedgehog fast

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 13d

cuz it's not true. you've been BFDLIED to

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 14d

more photos like these

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 17d

way back when i was just a bitty boy. living in a box under the stairs of the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry's bait shop (you know the place). well anyway back then, life was going swell and everything was juuuust peachy! except of course for the undeniab

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 19d

yankee with no brim!

a picture of a cartoon character with the words the yankee with no brim on it

Alt: a picture of barnacleboy with the words the yankee with no brim on it

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 21d

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 24d

i am in hell

a miniplaying video of xtratuna's fnaf 2 song "torn alive" on top with a person pretending to be a dj with their stovetop at the bottom

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 24d

THE SKY HAD A pokemon IN MY CEREAL BOX!

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 26d

my name is cleveland... i made the brown

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 28d

1 eminem VS 20 irritable bowel syndromes

#YIAYvs

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · 29d

what opinion got you like this

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Sep 18

TICKETS TO THE TPOT MOVIE‼️

a man in a pirate costume is holding a parrot

Alt: TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Sep 11

MARK THIS DAY IN THE HISTORY BOOKS FOR TODAY LEGO STAR WARS II HITS THE SHELVES! BARRY, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A COPY OF LEGO STAR WARS FOR ME.

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Sep 9

for 30 million dollars you can buy:

1 shitty AI movie

or

600 verbalase charlie hazbin hotel AMVs

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Sep 8

a yellow smiley face with a yellow hand waving in front of it

Alt: a yellow smiley face with a yellow hand waving

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Sep 4

i wanna kill myself with an axe after seeing that 67 GIF

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raxdscarynote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · Sep 3

Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Sep 1

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Sep 1

i always cum

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Aug 29

i'm fully expecting short-form content commenters to cut down their typing so heavily to the point where they start mentally assigning phrases to single letters of the alphabet

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Aug 25

maybe a movie where the main focus is weed or getting high (nothing specific is coming to my mind)

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Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Aug 23

hello!!!

Retrotome 🏝 @retrotome2763.bsky.social · Aug 22

...say that again

a man in a black shirt is standing next to a statue

Alt: the fantastic four "we're fantastic scene"

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Luke Vaughn @lukevaughn.bsky.social · Aug 22

Do you guys think that for Witches, instead of saying "LET HIM COOK" they say "LET HIM BREW"

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